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PostPosted: Thu Aug 10, 2017 12:32 am 
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I feel like this is a sign that I probably shouldn't have sex again.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/mom-gives-bi ... 00701.html

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 10, 2017 1:01 am 
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A family from my neighborhood had an oops baby which was number 5. Husband then got a vasectomy. They didn't wait/realize you can still get knocked up for a bit after the procedure and number 6 was born in July.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 10, 2017 1:17 am 
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A family from my neighborhood had an oops baby which was number 5. Husband then got a vasectomy. They didn't wait/realize you can still get knocked up for a bit after the procedure and number 6 was born in July.


Yeah they kinda tell you that you aren't free right away.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 10, 2017 6:45 am 
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Yo mamma so fat she gave birth to you before she knew she was pregnant.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 10, 2017 7:24 am 
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Nas wrote:
I feel like this is a sign that I probably shouldn't have sex again.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/mom-gives-bi ... 00701.html



You can try this it works.

http://americanpregnancy.org/preventing ... -planning/

Or, if you haven't had a vasectomy yet, it's not to late to read this...

http://www.medscape.com/viewarticle/877295

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Yo mamma so fat she gave birth to you before she knew she was pregnant.


Yeah, there's no way she didn't know she was pregnant.

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Nas wrote:
conns7901 wrote:
A family from my neighborhood had an oops baby which was number 5. Husband then got a vasectomy. They didn't wait/realize you can still get knocked up for a bit after the procedure and number 6 was born in July.


Yeah they kinda tell you that you aren't free right away.


Still some bullets in the chamber or what?


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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
Nas wrote:
conns7901 wrote:
A family from my neighborhood had an oops baby which was number 5. Husband then got a vasectomy. They didn't wait/realize you can still get knocked up for a bit after the procedure and number 6 was born in July.


Yeah they kinda tell you that you aren't free right away.


Still some bullets in the chamber or what?


Yes.. They also screw up the surgery from time to time so you want to get get a count before you know you are in clear.


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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
Nas wrote:
conns7901 wrote:
A family from my neighborhood had an oops baby which was number 5. Husband then got a vasectomy. They didn't wait/realize you can still get knocked up for a bit after the procedure and number 6 was born in July.


Yeah they kinda tell you that you aren't free right away.


Still some bullets in the chamber or what?


Yes.. They also screw up the surgery from time to time so you want to get get a count before you know you are in clear.


Is it advisable to beat off immediately after the procedure, or before?


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 10, 2017 8:20 am 
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During..


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 10, 2017 8:22 am 
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To be clear, no clue as I have not had the procedure but had a friend who did and well, hello child number 5 at 45.


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 10, 2017 9:41 am 
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its always fat people. just crazy.


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 10, 2017 9:48 am 
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Nas wrote:
I feel like this is a sign that I probably shouldn't have sex again.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/mom-gives-bi ... 00701.html

I figured the sign would've been when you realized you had more kids than Shawn Kemp.


















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PostPosted: Thu Aug 10, 2017 9:52 am 
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Drunk Squirrel wrote:
During..



Don't make eye contact with the person though. That's weird.

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What the hell, I would. Post op is OK right? Right?!?!?!


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Do's, don'ts, follow-ups for Vasectomy are pretty obvious and any Urologist makes them very clear.

But...people are really stupid.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 10, 2017 10:20 am 
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wdelaney72 wrote:
But...people are really stupid.

Yup.

This post could probably be placed in any thread on this board.

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I had an aunt that was 41 or 42 and had been told since she was young that she couldn't have children. She lived in Atlanta, but had flown to Illinois one summer to visit family. Wasn't feeling good one afternoon and it was getting worse. Went to hospital thinking kidney stones or something and gave birth a few hours later. She wasn't fat, would say typical "could lose 20 pounds" American. Wasn't a premie type baby either. Think they said close to full term.


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