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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2019 4:56 pm 
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Can't help with Italians.


I'm guessing that she doesn't want to appear overanxious. I surprised her the last time for Valentine's Day, and she was clearly touched. We have good chemistry, and I think she knows that.

I don't want to pressure her at all. It's up to her at this point. She's a real gem.


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Thoughts from Dignified Rube don't do to well on the open market. Steer clear of substantive discussion and my bet is you'll do all right.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2019 5:14 pm 
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Thoughts from Dignified Rube don't do to well on the open market. Steer clear of substantive discussion and my bet is you'll do all right.


I never cared about the popularity contests here.


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2019 6:09 pm 
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C_Howitt_Fealz wrote:
Can't help with Italians.


Degos are good cooks, if the mom taught them well. You can convert them from Catholism. Speaking from experience.

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asking this group for advice on Sexual/Relationship you gotta be the stupidest fuck of all time!

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2019 8:58 pm 
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denisdman wrote:
C_Howitt_Fealz wrote:
Can't help with Italians.


Degos are good cooks, if the mom taught them well. You can convert them from Catholism. Speaking from experience.

*Dagos.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2019 8:59 pm 
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I debated to post this or not here but I dont know anyone else in real life so I'll give it a try.

As you know I'm pretty much live my life as a hermit. I usually don't talk to people in real life and have zero friends. I have some acquaintances here and there or former business associates I run into in the travel industry.

I have not been with a woman in the last 14/15 years. No sexual or emotional contact at all.

I took an odd job at one of the vacation tours here and been doing prep and clean up work for the owners. Its just another gig to keep me going and I enjoy it and really don't expect much out of it.

But then the weirdest thing happened. One of the women there took a keen interest in ME! I couldn't believe it and I just thought it was my mind playing tricks on me. But as a few weeks went on, she made her intentions known directly.

Now don't get me wrong, this woman is not like the women you boys get. She's got some missing teeth, somewhat overweight, and a bit unkempt. But for someone like me who's not been in any type of relationship in over a decade, she's Marilyn Monroe.

So I've been flattered, the ego took a boost, and I am thinking about maybe dating this women seriously. But there's a catch.

I think she's homeless and addicted to crack cocaine. I shit you not. I'm not making this up. She said she use to work at one of the hotels here and I know a guy there and he told me this. She's also like fucked around with a lot of guys mainly due to drug abuse. The guy told me this was like 5/6 years ago when he worked with her. I'm guessing probably lot of oral sex for drug money(???). She got fired from the hotel because she was high and missed work. I asked her where she lives multiple times and she keeps avoiding the question.

So do I hold all these supposed allegations against her? I'm not a very judgemental person, but I'm strongly feeling like I should forget all these social misgivings about her. Or do you all think I'm just maybe being too forgiving since I've not had this feeling of someone else liking me and taking interest in over a decade? I really dont think I would have sex with her, but looking more for companionship.

What do you guys think? Am I being desperate here and my emotions are blinding me to the truth? or go for it?

This thread was before I got here. Never saw it. Holy shit!


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2019 9:03 pm 
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asking this group for advice on Sexual/Relationship you gotta be the stupidest fuck of all time!


The only thing stupid would be you giving the advice. Otherwise, I have no problem with it.


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Terry's Peeps wrote:
denisdman wrote:
C_Howitt_Fealz wrote:
Can't help with Italians.


Degos are good cooks, if the mom taught them well. You can convert them from Catholism. Speaking from experience.

*Dagos.

"Let me tell you about the Italians. If can find an honest one...you've really got something."

-Archie Bunker-


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Terry's Peeps wrote:
denisdman wrote:
C_Howitt_Fealz wrote:
Can't help with Italians.


Degos are good cooks, if the mom taught them well. You can convert them from Catholism. Speaking from experience.

*Dagos.


Aren't Dagos Catholic from the start?

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vitoscotti wrote:
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denisdman wrote:
C_Howitt_Fealz wrote:
Can't help with Italians.


Degos are good cooks, if the mom taught them well. You can convert them from Catholism. Speaking from experience.

*Dagos.

"Let me tell you about the Italians. If can find an honest one...you've really got something."

-Archie Bunker-


Contrary to how their depicted in the Sopranos, I believe they're still the greatest people on earth. You can tell by their arts, architecture and cars. All works of genius. Italian women are the most beautiful.

After meeting this woman, I believe there is such a thing as love at first sight.


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Love Italian culture. Italy is #1 on my travel list.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 17, 2019 1:23 pm 
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 17, 2019 4:54 pm 
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Dignified Rube wrote:
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asking this group for advice on Sexual/Relationship you gotta be the stupidest fuck of all time!


The only thing stupid would be you giving the advice. Otherwise, I have no problem with it.

or listening anything that you say in the wagering section......you are the only one that gets dumber on your thoughts and selections

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 17, 2019 10:02 pm 
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What do you do when you run into an ex's doppelganger?


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 18, 2019 5:37 pm 
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denisdman wrote:
C_Howitt_Fealz wrote:
Can't help with Italians.


Degos are good cooks, if the mom taught them well. You can convert them from Catholism. Speaking from experience.


When did ethnic slurs become acceptable? Should I assume this is the new norm?

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 18, 2019 5:42 pm 
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Dignified Rube wrote:
Walt Williams Neck wrote:
asking this group for advice on Sexual/Relationship you gotta be the stupidest fuck of all time!


The only thing stupid would be you giving the advice. Otherwise, I have no problem with it.



Follow your heart, but when you hear that little voice telling you something is wrong/ not to do something .....listen to it.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 18, 2019 7:33 pm 
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Thoughts from Dignified Rube don't do to well on the open market. Steer clear of substantive discussion and my bet is you'll do all right.


You got caught selling Rube short and now are busted.


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 11, 2019 9:26 am 
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Bumpity bump bump

A treasure, I'm telling you...

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sjboyd0137 wrote:
Bumpity bump bump

A treasure, I'm telling you...


My advice was the best in the thread.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 11, 2019 10:13 am 
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Terry's Peeps wrote:
My advice was the best in the thread.


Terry's Peeps wrote:
Don't listen to FF.


Yup.

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sjboyd0137 wrote:
Bumpity bump bump

A treasure, I'm telling you...


Thanks, a treasure for sure. If he had continued with quality content like this, even if it is akin to a Penthouse fake fantasy article, I would be ok with guy. Instead he has become an annoying troll worthy of being dropped into a used outhouse hole.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 11, 2019 10:29 am 
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FavreFan wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

This has to be a bit, right?

Credit to FF...sniffed this out right away

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

This has to be a bit, right?

Credit to FF...sniffed this out right away


I just can’t believe the bit is over 10,000 posts and still going.

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What do you do when you run into an ex's doppelganger?


You fuck her.

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I like Terry's Peeps correcting the spelling of ethnic slurs.

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I like Terry's Peeps correcting the spelling of ethnic slurs.

You have to.

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I just wanted to bump this to remind us of all that was once good, and could be again.


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I just wanted to bump this to remind us of all that was once good, and could be again.

Thank you, and I agree. I wish we had more of this. The Julie thread can only sustain us so far.

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