Hawaii don't know what advice you have got up to this point, but it is this simple..fuck that pussy, every chance you get.

Hmmmm...

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Lets see.....a woman who is overweight, missing teeth, has a drug habit, may be homeless and has a history of drugs for sex......What is it about her that you find desirable, other than she has shown interest in you? It does smack of desperation.

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Go Cubs!!!!

didn't you have sex with a horse ?

Well, considering he's apparently an introvert who lives in a secluded bungalow in Hawaii, and hasn't gotten any in years, he reeks of desperation.

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Never gets old

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No, but it might be a safer alternative for Hawaii than the woman he posted about.

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Go Cubs!!!!

Well...
Would you like to have sex with a horse?

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http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Exactly my reaction.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

C_Howitt_Reardons

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Oh that's really ignorant guys.

Bottom line: Yes, C_Howitt_Fealz

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Hawaii (fuck) You

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

Neigh.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

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"Stick it in there fella, I don't bite....hard."

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Relax, Billy ... it was funny and I didn't actually take it to mean that ... but it read like that particularly given the context of the bored over the last month or so.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

C_Howitt_Really_Fealz

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Your avatar is a beloved children's tv character ass fucking a stuffed animal

C_Howitt_Whines

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

I'm not telling him to make up stories about life in Amboy...or to engage in anything illegal, immoral, unethical...

I'm just suggesting that there are three billion women on this planet. Surely he can find someone, somewhere that's not the risk this one would seem to be.

You suggested he search overseas. He literally lives like 4,000 miles from the nearest mainland continent.

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Okay ... give him some tips then.

Keep in mind I'm generally not one of the people that bitch about you posting your travel stories.

Doesn't mean I won't score a point or two off of you, just that I'm not doing it with disdain ... probably.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

CFMB...where kidnapping native Pacific Islanders for sex is considered a reasonable course of action.

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literally ?!?!?!!?

Yes. HawaiiYou lives in Hawaii (so he says), which about 4,000 miles from LA. Maybe a little bit closer to Mexico, but not by much.

You dumbfuck.

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Less than 2500

Dont be so condescending when you're wrong. It's a bad look.

2,479 miles to be exact, FlapJacks.

Perhaps Francis is calculating the distance in "nautical pancakes"?