Ok... so this is that once a month classic gold panther post.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Yep.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

If you decide to have relations with her, make sure the camera is turned off or covered up. Your son may be able to laugh off the tighty whities, but seeing his old man shacking up with a druggie Samoan who he just saw on Dog The Bounty Hunter might traumatize him pretty good.

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No doubt not old enough.

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https://twitter.com/DrKenCast

I'm 42 and I'm not old enough.

I believe there is some insincere advice being given to you HawaiiYou

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Ya think?

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1926-1931-1934-1942-1944-1946-1964-1967-1982-2006-2011

Bad friends.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

no he is 25. i was thinking asking my daughter but i know what she will say. thanks for all the advice. it seems i will have to see how this goes. I won't be making any advances. I will take it slow. maybe the feeling will go away after a while.

Look at this.

I hope you're happy FF.

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Roll tide on that.

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

I mean if I were to offer sincere advice I'd say have a nice slow J Arthur and see if you feel the same 20 minutes later. Seriously.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Personally, it approaches that uncomfortable line for me like those that would troll SHARK. I like trolling as much as the next person, but the question seemed pretty sincere when I read it and it isn't an insignificant choice. But then again, it is the message board, so what are you gonna do... I think maybe I just have a soft spot in my heart for Hawaii.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

Are you against the online dating idea?

How old are you?

I mean fuck do what makes you happy I guess. The last line in your post makes me feel bad

Yep those of us who gave him legit advice are just the higher class of people

Nah, Hawaii is just an old fart who discovered the internet. He's good.

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I have the best advice here

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Agreed. FF and rpb were dicks to him.

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Yup.

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Great advice today!

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Did you have a nice slow J Arthur too?


I have your harmonica.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Take her to Carson's.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

Actually, if you want my serious opinion, go to Walgreens, by some non-allergenic latex gloves and some AstroGlide (water-based, of course), and put her to work recreating your best Mt. Kilauea impression.

Safe. . . and fun.

Boom. No charge.

You want to kick it up a notch? Snatch up an entire case case of whipped cream and suck out all the nitrous from each can beachside while enjoying your ladyfriend's handsmanship.

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I like thinking big. . . If you're going to be thinking anything, you might as well think big.
-Donald J. Trump, BPE

Yup.

Yeah it has its moments. I read the post to my teenage son. He says, "who the hell is this guy?"

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Who was that woman from 40 year old virgin? Gina ( as in va-gina)

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Man just pay for a nice hooker, PM chas or something.

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You never miss your wealth, till your well went dry
Seem like only yesterday, you were here smiling
Now you gone away, but I know you in a better place
No traces of you, what can I do?
Alone and confused

Serious advise, pass up on this woman as the warning signs are everywhere.

Then after you pass up on this, go get yourself on Tinder or a similar app. Try that as a way to get back in the game

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

and lose your right to vote while getting your face on Dateline

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Well don't be as dumb and get caught.

Or do the dating app shit if you're cheap.

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You never miss your wealth, till your well went dry
Seem like only yesterday, you were here smiling
Now you gone away, but I know you in a better place
No traces of you, what can I do?
Alone and confused