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PostPosted: Tue Aug 15, 2017 8:58 pm 
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If you're probably gonna be dead by 55 middle aged ain't 40.

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So she's a fat Samoan version of Wendy from Breaking Bad


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If you're probably gonna be dead by 55 middle aged ain't 40.

I bet you are a hit at St. Jude's.

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You made me actually google it to avoid an existential crisis. Eat a dick Peeps

mid·dle-aged
ˌmidl ˈājd/
adjective
(of a person) aged about 45 to 65.
"the crowd was predominantly middle-aged"
characteristic or typical of middle-aged people.

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Darkside wrote:
If you're probably gonna be dead by 55 middle aged ain't 40.

I was gonna say this but in a nicer way.

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Darkside wrote:
If you're probably gonna be dead by 55 middle aged ain't 40.

Agreed. I'll make it past 55

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65?!

Maybe for jimmypasta.

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You gotta be shittin me :lol:


Meth is huge in Hawaii, I bet she's a Meth head, why not find a big fat Samoan bitch that doesn't use drugs? I would take a pass on this junkie, join an online dating site and find a big n clean one.



she is Samoan


That seals the deal. Follow your heart.

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leashyourkids wrote:
Darkside wrote:
If you're probably gonna be dead by 55 middle aged ain't 40.

I was gonna say this but in a nicer way.

I'm gonna outlive all of you

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Don Tiny wrote:
Terry's Peeps wrote:
HawaiiYou wrote:
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You gotta be shittin me :lol:


Meth is huge in Hawaii, I bet she's a Meth head, why not find a big fat Samoan bitch that doesn't use drugs? I would take a pass on this junkie, join an online dating site and find a big n clean one.



she is Samoan


That seals the deal. Follow your heart.

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She's moist.

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Go for it.

What's the worst that could happen?


This!

Fuck it. You only live once. Take a chance. If you are thinking about her that much, it is a great start.

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leashyourkids wrote:
65?!

Maybe for jimmypasta.

Yeah, I'm not sure I totally agree with that definition but it helped my argument so I went with it

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And save the "HawaiiBoo" mult we all see it coming a mile away


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DAC wrote:
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Go for it.

What's the worst that could happen?


This!

Fuck it. You only live once. Take a chance. If you are thinking about her that much, it is a great start.

From hearing the background, it sounds like some pretty bad things could happen! I would implement the "5 Whys" strategy here before doing anything. Ask yourself "Why am I thinking about her that much?" And whatever the answer is to that, ask why... and the answer to that, ask why. Do it at least five times, and you might find something interesting out about your feelings/thought process.

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these replies are so fast my head is spinning. i'll take a look at it carefully later. I have to work tonight too and see her. I want to call my son but i'm a bit ashamed at talking about this. Not sure how he would take it.


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big fat Samoan bitch

Not every Swing Revival band was good.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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leashyourkids wrote:
Darkside wrote:
If you're probably gonna be dead by 55 middle aged ain't 40.

I was gonna say this but in a nicer way.

I'm gonna outlive all of you

Christ, I hope so.

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leashyourkids wrote:
Darkside wrote:
If you're probably gonna be dead by 55 middle aged ain't 40.

I was gonna say this but in a nicer way.

I'm gonna outlive all of you


Maybe. Maybe not.

The reality is that all of us family men have grappled with our own mortality, giving us an enlightened perspective, and that is why HawaiiYou should marry this toothless meth addict.

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these replies are so fast my head is spinning. i'll take a look at it carefully later. I have to work tonight too and see her. I want to call my son but i'm a bit ashamed at talking about this. Not sure how he would take it.

F that, ask him. You're both adults and you can trust his judgment.

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these replies are so fast my head is spinning. i'll take a look at it carefully later. I have to work tonight too and see her. I want to call my son but i'm a bit ashamed at talking about this. Not sure how he would take it.




No, no.. Don't run any of this by your son.

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Do not ask your son.
Mercififul Christ man don't do it.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 15, 2017 9:11 pm 
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Families that communicate stay together.

Talk to your son.

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Darkside wrote:
Do not ask your son.
Mercififul Christ man don't do it.

Terry's Peeps wrote:
Families that communicate stay together.

Talk to your son.

One of these posts is good advice

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How old is this kid?

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How old is this kid?


11

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So try the online dating thing.

Maybe you'll find someone you like more than her who is a bit more put together. Maybe you'll discover that none of the other women match up to her and it really is love.

Something tells me she'll still be available if you backburner her for a month or two

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83

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Dude. . .

Its ok to be "Captain Save-A-Ho" once in a while, but not with toothless meth-addicts who probably have the Hiv.

Sneak a cheek swab on her or something, send it to the lab, and if it comes back clean, buy her a White Castle and a shake.

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