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PostPosted: Tue Aug 15, 2017 11:16 pm 
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I think HY is avoiding the dating site stuff because it may seem over his head, or too much work. It's really not, and I guarantee you could either find a dtf (down to fuck, so you understand) chick, or a chick that says she wants to take things super slow on any of the various dating sites.

What you don't want is some Samoan junkie leaching you dry while possibly giving you an std.

Being a 100% honest here, if you haven't been with a woman in that long then you are giving off a pretty obvious vibe that is the case. For an addict that's a green light to get as much as possible out of the mark.

Sorry. Find better.

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Being a 100% honest here, if you haven't been with a woman in that long then you are giving off a pretty obvious vibe that is the case. For an addict that's a green light to get as much as possible out of the mark.

From one addict to another.

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Being a 100% honest here, if you haven't been with a woman in that long then you are giving off a pretty obvious vibe that is the case. For an addict that's a green light to get as much as possible out of the mark.

From one addict to another.

Well I am married now with a good job. Formerly a weed head tho. So... Yeah.

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Jbi11s wrote:
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Being a 100% honest here, if you haven't been with a woman in that long then you are giving off a pretty obvious vibe that is the case. For an addict that's a green light to get as much as possible out of the mark.

From one addict to another.

Well I am married now with a good job. Formerly a weed head tho. So... Yeah.

We can smell our own.

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Mainly just alcohol now. I get randoms at work 2 or 3 times a year.

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I've only read the OP amd FF's reply and this is the hardest I may have ever laughed :lol:

I'm too drunk and have work in 4 hours so I can't read it all right now but HawaiiYou is awesome.


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I'd rather take my chances with a mail-order bride than what HawaiiYou is describing.


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You are not a kid. You should realize, whatever swooning you are doing will dissipate as quickly as it came.

If you want companionship foster a dog, join a church or volunteer somewhere.

Don't know about you but my goal at this point in life is to simplify, not to add complications.

Run far away.

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Why risk the lavish lifestyle you outlined for nothing more than 5 minutes of unbridled filthy ecstasy?


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If it's a serious post and you're into her then go bang her. Probably wear protection though



Roll tide on that.


GOD DAMN PAL

This whole thing is seriously the best thing I've read here in a while.

HawaiiYou, before it's too late, get yourself some little blue pills...should work out great for you.

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Before I got married I got picked up in a bar by this Puerto Rican chick who was just into the freakiest shit ever. She... Well it was freaky.

This needs to be its own thread.

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I'd suggest that you not do it. You're probably going to feel worse than if you'd never fucked at all.
If you go with it make sure that you grab a box of rubbers minimum 3 just in case 1 or 2 bust on you.

If you are worrying about getting it up I'm sure a crafty chick like that has her methods for helping with that.

It's better ways to get back in the game though. You're bottom feeding.

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Maybe she just uses crack recreationally?

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Maybe she just uses crack recreationally?


Apparently she has sex recreationally too.

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Maybe she just uses crack recreationally?


Apparently she has sex recreationally too.

Isn't that everyone but Seacrest?

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Maybe she just uses crack recreationally?


Apparently she has sex recreationally too.

Isn't that everyone but Seacrest?


and Hawaii You.

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Forget these haters. Go balls deep in that with no protection. YOLO!

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Jbi11s wrote:
I think HY is avoiding the dating site stuff because it may seem over his head, or too much work. It's really not, and I guarantee you could either find a dtf (down to fuck, so you understand) chick, or a chick that says she wants to take things super slow on any of the various dating sites.

What you don't want is some Samoan junkie leaching you dry while possibly giving you an std.

Being a 100% honest here, if you haven't been with a woman in that long then you are giving off a pretty obvious vibe that is the case. For an addict that's a green light to get as much as possible out of the mark.

Sorry. Find better.

I've said it before, but Zoosk is teeming with women ultimately looking to have sex. My family member who is on it is nothing to look at but the guy has women crawling all over him.

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Before I got married I got picked up in a bar by this Puerto Rican chick who was just into the freakiest shit ever. She... Well it was freaky.

This needs to be its own thread.

Now we know where 'Spicy Senorita' came from.

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Don Tiny wrote:
Douchebag wrote:
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Before I got married I got picked up in a bar by this Puerto Rican chick who was just into the freakiest shit ever. She... Well it was freaky.

This needs to be its own thread.

Now we know where 'Spicy Senorita' came from.


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Okay,I tried reading this and you fucking amateurs are making me sick.
Hawaii buddy ,let me tell you a few things .If she is turning tricks unless you move her far away from where she is now you do not stand a chance because the lure of the candy is usually stronger than a white knights dick. You have to totally cut her off from her old life, Unless you do that you got zero chance and even then if she has a problem with the candy you face the prospect of coming home one day to an empty residence or having the cops knocking on your door looking for her after she does something fucked up.
Go to a bar,not a club, a bar sit have a few talk to a woman and keep trying. If that does not work Try backpage. That don't work and you want a human touch get a massage. want more than that they have professional cuddlers.

Just do not get emotionally involved with a street girl,99 out of 100 only bad things happens.

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Okay,I tried reading this and you fucking amateurs are making me sick.
Hawaii buddy ,let me tell you a few things .If she is turning tricks unless you move her far away from where she is now you do not stand a chance because the lure of the candy is usually stronger than a white knights dick. You have to totally cut her off from her old life, Unless you do that you got zero chance and even then if she has a problem with the candy you face the prospect of coming home one day to an empty residence or having the cops knocking on your door looking for her after she does something fucked up.
Go to a bar,not a club, a bar sit have a few talk to a woman and keep trying. If that does not work Try backpage. That don't work and you want a human touch get a massage. want more than that they have professional cuddlers.

Just do not get emotionally involved with a street girl,99 out of 100 only bad things happens.


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Hawaii...whatever you do, do the opposite of whatever the guy that got busted on To Catch a Predator says.

Professional cuddlers? Are you fucking kidding me?

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Professional cuddlers? Are you fucking kidding me?

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Okay,I tried reading this and you fucking amateurs are making me sick.
Hawaii buddy ,let me tell you a few things .If she is turning tricks unless you move her far away from where she is now you do not stand a chance because the lure of the candy is usually stronger than a white knights dick. You have to totally cut her off from her old life, Unless you do that you got zero chance and even then if she has a problem with the candy you face the prospect of coming home one day to an empty residence or having the cops knocking on your door looking for her after she does something fucked up.
Go to a bar,not a club, a bar sit have a few talk to a woman and keep trying. If that does not work Try backpage. That don't work and you want a human touch get a massage. want more than that they have professional cuddlers.

Just do not get emotionally involved with a street girl,99 out of 100 only bad things happens.


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This thread is one of the best in a long time around here. Comedy gold.

Do whatever makes you happy Hawaii!

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Go overseas and find someone.


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