I've only read the OP amd FF's reply and this is the hardest I may have ever laughed
I'm too drunk and have work in 4 hours so I can't read it all right now but HawaiiYou is awesome.
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| Author: | Jbi11s [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 11:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Sexual/Realtionship Advice Needed |
I think HY is avoiding the dating site stuff because it may seem over his head, or too much work. It's really not, and I guarantee you could either find a dtf (down to fuck, so you understand) chick, or a chick that says she wants to take things super slow on any of the various dating sites. What you don't want is some Samoan junkie leaching you dry while possibly giving you an std. Being a 100% honest here, if you haven't been with a woman in that long then you are giving off a pretty obvious vibe that is the case. For an addict that's a green light to get as much as possible out of the mark. Sorry. Find better. |
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| Author: | Free Ajent [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 11:19 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Sexual/Realtionship Advice Needed |
Jbi11s wrote: Being a 100% honest here, if you haven't been with a woman in that long then you are giving off a pretty obvious vibe that is the case. For an addict that's a green light to get as much as possible out of the mark. From one addict to another. |
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| Author: | Jbi11s [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 11:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Sexual/Realtionship Advice Needed |
Free Ajent wrote: Jbi11s wrote: Being a 100% honest here, if you haven't been with a woman in that long then you are giving off a pretty obvious vibe that is the case. For an addict that's a green light to get as much as possible out of the mark. From one addict to another. Well I am married now with a good job. Formerly a weed head tho. So... Yeah. |
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| Author: | Free Ajent [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 11:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Sexual/Realtionship Advice Needed |
Jbi11s wrote: Free Ajent wrote: Jbi11s wrote: Being a 100% honest here, if you haven't been with a woman in that long then you are giving off a pretty obvious vibe that is the case. For an addict that's a green light to get as much as possible out of the mark. From one addict to another. Well I am married now with a good job. Formerly a weed head tho. So... Yeah. We can smell our own. |
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| Author: | Jbi11s [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 11:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Sexual/Realtionship Advice Needed |
Mainly just alcohol now. I get randoms at work 2 or 3 times a year. |
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| Author: | Nas [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 11:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Sexual/Realtionship Advice Needed |
Don't do it |
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| Author: | Hockey Gay [ Wed Aug 16, 2017 1:34 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Sexual/Realtionship Advice Needed |
I've only read the OP amd FF's reply and this is the hardest I may have ever laughed I'm too drunk and have work in 4 hours so I can't read it all right now but HawaiiYou is awesome. |
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| Author: | C_Howitt_Fealz [ Wed Aug 16, 2017 4:50 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Sexual/Realtionship Advice Needed |
I'd rather take my chances with a mail-order bride than what HawaiiYou is describing. |
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| Author: | a retard [ Wed Aug 16, 2017 7:01 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Sexual/Realtionship Advice Needed |
You are not a kid. You should realize, whatever swooning you are doing will dissipate as quickly as it came. If you want companionship foster a dog, join a church or volunteer somewhere. Don't know about you but my goal at this point in life is to simplify, not to add complications. Run far away. |
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| Author: | Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Wed Aug 16, 2017 8:12 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Sexual/Realtionship Advice Needed |
Why risk the lavish lifestyle you outlined for nothing more than 5 minutes of unbridled filthy ecstasy? |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Wed Aug 16, 2017 8:19 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Sexual/Realtionship Advice Needed |
FrankDrebin wrote: FavreFan wrote: If it's a serious post and you're into her then go bang her. Probably wear protection though Roll tide on that. GOD DAMN PAL This whole thing is seriously the best thing I've read here in a while. HawaiiYou, before it's too late, get yourself some little blue pills...should work out great for you. |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Wed Aug 16, 2017 8:56 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Sexual/Realtionship Advice Needed |
Darkside wrote: Before I got married I got picked up in a bar by this Puerto Rican chick who was just into the freakiest shit ever. She... Well it was freaky. This needs to be its own thread. |
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| Author: | long time guy [ Wed Aug 16, 2017 9:06 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Sexual/Realtionship Advice Needed |
I'd suggest that you not do it. You're probably going to feel worse than if you'd never fucked at all. If you go with it make sure that you grab a box of rubbers minimum 3 just in case 1 or 2 bust on you. If you are worrying about getting it up I'm sure a crafty chick like that has her methods for helping with that. It's better ways to get back in the game though. You're bottom feeding. |
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| Author: | Brick [ Wed Aug 16, 2017 9:29 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Sexual/Realtionship Advice Needed |
Maybe she just uses crack recreationally? |
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| Author: | long time guy [ Wed Aug 16, 2017 9:51 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Sexual/Realtionship Advice Needed |
Boilermaker Rick wrote: Maybe she just uses crack recreationally? Apparently she has sex recreationally too. |
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| Author: | IMU [ Wed Aug 16, 2017 10:00 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Sexual/Realtionship Advice Needed |
long time guy wrote: Boilermaker Rick wrote: Maybe she just uses crack recreationally? Apparently she has sex recreationally too. Isn't that everyone but Seacrest? |
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| Author: | denisdman [ Wed Aug 16, 2017 10:02 am ] |
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IMU wrote: long time guy wrote: Boilermaker Rick wrote: Maybe she just uses crack recreationally? Apparently she has sex recreationally too. Isn't that everyone but Seacrest? and Hawaii You. |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Wed Aug 16, 2017 10:22 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Sexual/Realtionship Advice Needed |
Forget these haters. Go balls deep in that with no protection. YOLO! |
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| Author: | City of Fools [ Wed Aug 16, 2017 11:14 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Sexual/Realtionship Advice Needed |
Jbi11s wrote: I think HY is avoiding the dating site stuff because it may seem over his head, or too much work. It's really not, and I guarantee you could either find a dtf (down to fuck, so you understand) chick, or a chick that says she wants to take things super slow on any of the various dating sites. What you don't want is some Samoan junkie leaching you dry while possibly giving you an std. Being a 100% honest here, if you haven't been with a woman in that long then you are giving off a pretty obvious vibe that is the case. For an addict that's a green light to get as much as possible out of the mark. Sorry. Find better. I've said it before, but Zoosk is teeming with women ultimately looking to have sex. My family member who is on it is nothing to look at but the guy has women crawling all over him. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Wed Aug 16, 2017 3:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Sexual/Realtionship Advice Needed |
Douchebag wrote: Darkside wrote: Before I got married I got picked up in a bar by this Puerto Rican chick who was just into the freakiest shit ever. She... Well it was freaky. This needs to be its own thread. Now we know where 'Spicy Senorita' came from. |
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| Author: | KDdidit [ Wed Aug 16, 2017 3:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Sexual/Realtionship Advice Needed |
Don Tiny wrote: Douchebag wrote: Darkside wrote: Before I got married I got picked up in a bar by this Puerto Rican chick who was just into the freakiest shit ever. She... Well it was freaky. This needs to be its own thread. Now we know where 'Spicy Senorita' came from. And Dickslide |
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| Author: | chaspoppcap [ Wed Aug 16, 2017 3:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Sexual/Realtionship Advice Needed |
Okay,I tried reading this and you fucking amateurs are making me sick. Hawaii buddy ,let me tell you a few things .If she is turning tricks unless you move her far away from where she is now you do not stand a chance because the lure of the candy is usually stronger than a white knights dick. You have to totally cut her off from her old life, Unless you do that you got zero chance and even then if she has a problem with the candy you face the prospect of coming home one day to an empty residence or having the cops knocking on your door looking for her after she does something fucked up. Go to a bar,not a club, a bar sit have a few talk to a woman and keep trying. If that does not work Try backpage. That don't work and you want a human touch get a massage. want more than that they have professional cuddlers. Just do not get emotionally involved with a street girl,99 out of 100 only bad things happens. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Wed Aug 16, 2017 3:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Sexual/Realtionship Advice Needed |
Yeah. Don't listen to Chas. |
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| Author: | Bagels [ Wed Aug 16, 2017 3:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Sexual/Realtionship Advice Needed |
chaspoppcap wrote: Okay,I tried reading this and you fucking amateurs are making me sick. Hawaii buddy ,let me tell you a few things .If she is turning tricks unless you move her far away from where she is now you do not stand a chance because the lure of the candy is usually stronger than a white knights dick. You have to totally cut her off from her old life, Unless you do that you got zero chance and even then if she has a problem with the candy you face the prospect of coming home one day to an empty residence or having the cops knocking on your door looking for her after she does something fucked up. Go to a bar,not a club, a bar sit have a few talk to a woman and keep trying. If that does not work Try backpage. That don't work and you want a human touch get a massage. want more than that they have professional cuddlers. Just do not get emotionally involved with a street girl,99 out of 100 only bad things happens. 
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Wed Aug 16, 2017 4:00 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Sexual/Realtionship Advice Needed |
Hawaii...whatever you do, do the opposite of whatever the guy that got busted on To Catch a Predator says. Professional cuddlers? Are you fucking kidding me? |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Wed Aug 16, 2017 8:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Sexual/Realtionship Advice Needed |
sjboyd0137 wrote: Professional cuddlers? Are you fucking kidding me? Some said I could have gone pro |
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| Author: | RFDC [ Wed Aug 16, 2017 8:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Sexual/Realtionship Advice Needed |
Bagels wrote: chaspoppcap wrote: Okay,I tried reading this and you fucking amateurs are making me sick. Hawaii buddy ,let me tell you a few things .If she is turning tricks unless you move her far away from where she is now you do not stand a chance because the lure of the candy is usually stronger than a white knights dick. You have to totally cut her off from her old life, Unless you do that you got zero chance and even then if she has a problem with the candy you face the prospect of coming home one day to an empty residence or having the cops knocking on your door looking for her after she does something fucked up. Go to a bar,not a club, a bar sit have a few talk to a woman and keep trying. If that does not work Try backpage. That don't work and you want a human touch get a massage. want more than that they have professional cuddlers. Just do not get emotionally involved with a street girl,99 out of 100 only bad things happens. This thread is one of the best in a long time around here. Comedy gold. Do whatever makes you happy Hawaii! |
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| Author: | C_Howitt_Fealz [ Wed Aug 16, 2017 9:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Sexual/Realtionship Advice Needed |
Go overseas and find someone. |
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| Author: | Apologist [ Wed Aug 16, 2017 9:09 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Sexual/Realtionship Advice Needed |
I mean..... at least to the other island. |
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| Author: | C_Howitt_Fealz [ Wed Aug 16, 2017 9:44 pm ] |
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I thought I read he was here on the mainland |
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