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Author:  Caller Bob [ Wed Aug 16, 2017 9:46 pm ]
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Hawaii don't know what advice you have got up to this point, but it is this simple..fuck that pussy, every chance you get.
Author:  Douchebag [ Thu Aug 17, 2017 7:09 am ]
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C_Howitt_Fealz wrote:
Go overseas and find someone.

Hmmmm...
Author:  Elmhurst Steve [ Thu Aug 17, 2017 8:58 am ]
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Lets see.....a woman who is overweight, missing teeth, has a drug habit, may be homeless and has a history of drugs for sex......What is it about her that you find desirable, other than she has shown interest in you? It does smack of desperation.
Author:  Bagels [ Thu Aug 17, 2017 8:59 am ]
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Elmhurst Steve wrote:
Lets see.....a woman who is overweight, missing teeth, has a drug habit, may be homeless and has a history of drugs for sex......What is it about her that you find desirable, other than she has shown interest in you? It does smack of desperation.


didn't you have sex with a horse ?
Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Thu Aug 17, 2017 9:00 am ]
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Elmhurst Steve wrote:
Lets see.....a woman who is overweight, missing teeth, has a drug habit, may be homeless and has a history of drugs for sex......What is it about her that you find desirable, other than she has shown interest in you? It does smack of desperation.


Well, considering he's apparently an introvert who lives in a secluded bungalow in Hawaii, and hasn't gotten any in years, he reeks of desperation.
Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Thu Aug 17, 2017 9:00 am ]
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Bagels wrote:
Elmhurst Steve wrote:
Lets see.....a woman who is overweight, missing teeth, has a drug habit, may be homeless and has a history of drugs for sex......What is it about her that you find desirable, other than she has shown interest in you? It does smack of desperation.


didn't you have sex with a horse ?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Never gets old
Author:  Elmhurst Steve [ Thu Aug 17, 2017 9:02 am ]
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Bagels wrote:
Elmhurst Steve wrote:
Lets see.....a woman who is overweight, missing teeth, has a drug habit, may be homeless and has a history of drugs for sex......What is it about her that you find desirable, other than she has shown interest in you? It does smack of desperation.


didn't you have sex with a horse ?


No, but it might be a safer alternative for Hawaii than the woman he posted about.
Author:  Darkside [ Thu Aug 17, 2017 9:19 am ]
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Elmhurst Steve wrote:
Bagels wrote:
Elmhurst Steve wrote:
Lets see.....a woman who is overweight, missing teeth, has a drug habit, may be homeless and has a history of drugs for sex......What is it about her that you find desirable, other than she has shown interest in you? It does smack of desperation.


didn't you have sex with a horse ?


No.

Well...
Would you like to have sex with a horse?
Author:  Don Tiny [ Thu Aug 17, 2017 9:21 am ]
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Douchebag wrote:
C_Howitt_Fealz wrote:
Go overseas and find someone.

Hmmmm...

:lol: :lol: Exactly my reaction.
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Thu Aug 17, 2017 9:37 am ]
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C_Howitt_Reardons
Author:  C_Howitt_Fealz [ Thu Aug 17, 2017 9:40 am ]
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Oh that's really ignorant guys.
Author:  denisdman [ Thu Aug 17, 2017 9:43 am ]
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HawaiiYou wrote:
What do you guys think? or go for it?



Bottom line: Yes, C_Howitt_Fealz
Author:  Furious Styles [ Thu Aug 17, 2017 10:10 am ]
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Author:  Furious Styles [ Thu Aug 17, 2017 10:11 am ]
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Elmhurst Steve wrote:
Bagels wrote:
Elmhurst Steve wrote:
Lets see.....a woman who is overweight, missing teeth, has a drug habit, may be homeless and has a history of drugs for sex......What is it about her that you find desirable, other than she has shown interest in you? It does smack of desperation.


didn't you have sex with a horse ?


No, but it might be a safer alternative for Hawaii than the woman he posted about.

Neigh.
Author:  Douchebag [ Thu Aug 17, 2017 10:12 am ]
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Furious Styles wrote:
Elmhurst Steve wrote:
Bagels wrote:
Elmhurst Steve wrote:
Lets see.....a woman who is overweight, missing teeth, has a drug habit, may be homeless and has a history of drugs for sex......What is it about her that you find desirable, other than she has shown interest in you? It does smack of desperation.


didn't you have sex with a horse ?


No, but it might be a safer alternative for Hawaii than the woman he posted about.

Neigh.

:lol: :lol:
Author:  denisdman [ Thu Aug 17, 2017 10:13 am ]
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Furious Styles wrote:
Neigh.


"Stick it in there fella, I don't bite....hard."

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Author:  Don Tiny [ Thu Aug 17, 2017 10:14 am ]
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C_Howitt_Fealz wrote:
Oh that's really ignorant guys.

Relax, Billy ... it was funny and I didn't actually take it to mean that ... but it read like that particularly given the context of the bored over the last month or so.
Author:  Douchebag [ Thu Aug 17, 2017 10:15 am ]
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C_Howitt_Fealz wrote:
Oh that's really ignorant guys.

C_Howitt_Really_Fealz
Author:  rogers park bryan [ Thu Aug 17, 2017 10:16 am ]
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C_Howitt_Fealz wrote:
Oh that's really ignorant guys.

Your avatar is a beloved children's tv character ass fucking a stuffed animal
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Thu Aug 17, 2017 10:17 am ]
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C_Howitt_Whines
Author:  Furious Styles [ Thu Aug 17, 2017 10:18 am ]
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Douchebag wrote:
C_Howitt_Fealz wrote:
Oh that's really ignorant guys.

C_Howitt_Really_Fealz

:lol:
Author:  C_Howitt_Fealz [ Thu Aug 17, 2017 12:11 pm ]
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I'm not telling him to make up stories about life in Amboy...or to engage in anything illegal, immoral, unethical...

I'm just suggesting that there are three billion women on this planet. Surely he can find someone, somewhere that's not the risk this one would seem to be.
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Thu Aug 17, 2017 12:22 pm ]
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You suggested he search overseas. He literally lives like 4,000 miles from the nearest mainland continent.
Author:  Don Tiny [ Thu Aug 17, 2017 12:23 pm ]
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C_Howitt_Fealz wrote:
I'm not telling him to make up stories about life in Amboy...or to engage in anything illegal, immoral, unethical...

I'm just suggesting that there are three billion women on this planet. Surely he can find someone, somewhere that's not the risk this one would seem to be.

Okay ... give him some tips then.

Keep in mind I'm generally not one of the people that bitch about you posting your travel stories.

Doesn't mean I won't score a point or two off of you, just that I'm not doing it with disdain ... probably.
Author:  IMU [ Thu Aug 17, 2017 12:24 pm ]
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CFMB...where kidnapping native Pacific Islanders for sex is considered a reasonable course of action.
Author:  Caller Bob [ Thu Aug 17, 2017 12:24 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
You suggested he search overseas. He literally lives like 4,000 miles from the nearest mainland continent.

literally ?!?!?!!?
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Thu Aug 17, 2017 12:27 pm ]
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Yes. HawaiiYou lives in Hawaii (so he says), which about 4,000 miles from LA. Maybe a little bit closer to Mexico, but not by much.

You dumbfuck.
Author:  rogers park bryan [ Thu Aug 17, 2017 12:29 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Yes. HawaiiYou lives in Hawaii (so he says), which about 4,000 miles from LA. Maybe a little bit closer to Mexico, but not by much.

You dumbfuck.

Less than 2500

Dont be so condescending when you're wrong. It's a bad look.
Author:  Caller Bob [ Thu Aug 17, 2017 12:29 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Yes. HawaiiYou lives in Hawaii (so he says), which about 4,000 miles from LA. Maybe a little bit closer to Mexico, but not by much.

You dumbfuck.


2,479 miles to be exact, FlapJacks.
Author:  Caller Bob [ Thu Aug 17, 2017 12:32 pm ]
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rogers park bryan wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
Yes. HawaiiYou lives in Hawaii (so he says), which about 4,000 miles from LA. Maybe a little bit closer to Mexico, but not by much.

You dumbfuck.

Less than 2500

Dont be so condescending when you're wrong. It's a bad look.


Perhaps Francis is calculating the distance in "nautical pancakes"?
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