So I was at the gas station a few minutes ago, and I had the following interaction (I was buying 2 drinks...)

Large Black Lady: Can I cut in front of you?
Me: Excuese me?
Her: CAN I CUT IN FRONT OF YOU?
Me: No
Her: You really should let me because your people oppressed my people.
Me: Excuse me?
Her: You heard me. Your people oppressed my people for years, so you should let me
Me: What the fuck...
Cashier: I can take the next person
Me: I'm outta here...

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Were you on Candid Camera?

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She clearly did not know who she was dealing with

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

No...but probably the Thornton's security camera...

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Should have recommended she oppress her appetite.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

r/thathappened

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In related news, Jason Goff said he was gonna dress up as a large black lady this weekend.

Yeah, but Jason Goff doesn't go this far north, either.

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Did she tell you that you have white privilege?

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God is the uncaused cause of the universe. He had no beginning and has no end. He is not bound by the laws of the universe he created.

I don't know if you're Irish but if you are you should have yelled back MY PEOPLE WERE OPPRESSED TOO!

I had a similar experience in SF some years ago but not racial. Grocery line was like 5 ppl deep. This tootsie bitch cut in line since she had one item. Nobody said anything because they're all liberal pussy's afraid to hurt others feelings.

Anyway I told her why are you cutting in line. She's like I have one item. I said well you should ask right? She got back into the line due to the public shaming.

If she had asked to cut in front I would have been fine with it. Typical rude bay area MF.

HEY CHIEF, THE IRISH WERE SLAVES, TOO, CHIEF, FACKIN' BROONS

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So you left the gas station without buying your drinks?

i never buy shit at a gas station but gas. i don't have a car right now but that's besides the point. drinks, gum, food, anything is all shit there. some stations sell sushi. if you want 100 percent food poisoning that's the way to go.

You are a treasure! Don't ever change!

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Circle K is great. You can get 5 gallons of soda for $0.89.

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$13.41 in Cook County.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

Move.

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plus, we call it "pop" you psycho

I can never remember.

Same with bag or sack.

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Is that the appropriate time to tell someone to whistle Dixie?

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

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See, you can't pull this off, but at a certain point in the conversation I would just pretend I didn't understand English and stare at her until she blinked.

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1926-1931-1934-1942-1944-1946-1964-1967-1982-2006-2011

there's a new book about some of this (well,I think it will focus on some of this in addition to pronunciation), but I ain't read it yet--should be good

Boyd


Large black lady

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

Shit no. Drinks accomplished.

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I believe this is the point where politely asking her to blow you is appropriate.

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"When people want their version of the truth, they go find it, no matter how baseless their beliefs." -- Ken Rosenthal

The one on Rollins in Round Lake?
I remember when that store opened. Rollins was like a parking lot because Thornton's had like $0.19 gas or some shit.
The early 90's in RL, before......everything.......changed................

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