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KDdidit

Post subject: Semen tainted flutes

Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2017 6:00 pm

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Yup

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FOUNTAIN VALLEY, CALIF.
Parents were warned Saturday that a music teacher with a nonprofit group may have handed out flutes to schoolchildren that were tainted with his own semen.

A state and federal investigation was under way into whether youngsters at schools around Southern California may have received tainted flutes.

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Juice's Lecture Notes

Post subject: Re: Semen tainted flutes

Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2017 6:05 pm

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What. The. Fuck.

Is there any research into why it seems like these kinds of sexual fetishes ("perversions" works perfectly well here, too) are so prevalent in men?

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Godfella

Post subject: Re: Semen tainted flutes

Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2017 6:08 pm

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Another new low accomplished. :cry:

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Semen tainted flutes

Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2017 6:21 pm

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Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:

What. The. Fuck.

Is there any research into why it seems like these kinds of sexual fetishes ("perversions" works perfectly well here, too) are so prevalent in men?

Well... women typically don't produce their own semen.

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Semen tainted flutes

Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2017 6:31 pm

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Darkside wrote:

Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:

What. The. Fuck.

Is there any research into why it seems like these kinds of sexual fetishes ("perversions" works perfectly well here, too) are so prevalent in men?

Well... women typically don't produce their own semen.

Traps do.

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The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Semen tainted flutes

Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2017 6:35 pm

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Semen tainted flutes

Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2017 6:53 pm

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The teacher handed out his skin flute right?

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Semen tainted flutes

Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2017 6:57 pm

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denisdman wrote:

The teacher handed out his skin flute right?

Did you read the story?

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Seacrest wrote:

The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.

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Jaw Breaker

Post subject: Re: Semen tainted flutes

Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2017 7:07 pm

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Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:

What. The. Fuck.

Is there any research into why it seems like these kinds of sexual fetishes ("perversions" works perfectly well here, too) are so prevalent in men?

Well, I did have the misfortune to see a hidden camera video of a female cook inserting a hot dog into her crotch before placing into a bun and serving it to a customer.

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Telegram Sam

Post subject: Re: Semen tainted flutes

Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2017 7:07 pm

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Semen-Tainted Evening is the working title of the X-Rated retelling of South Pacific for the stage I'm involved in.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Semen tainted flutes

Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2017 7:20 pm

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Jaw Breaker wrote:

Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:

What. The. Fuck.

Is there any research into why it seems like these kinds of sexual fetishes ("perversions" works perfectly well here, too) are so prevalent in men?

Well, I did have the misfortune to see a hidden camera video of a female cook inserting a hot dog into her crotch before placing into a bun and serving it to a customer.

Good Lord.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Semen tainted flutes

Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2017 7:24 pm

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So this one time, at band camp...

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[Fields will] be the starting QB on an NFL roster at the start of next season. Book It!

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C_Howitt_Fealz

Post subject: Re: Semen tainted flutes

Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2017 7:31 pm

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Do you really want a reporter named Wang on this story?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/edu ... eb8682eb8f

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Semen tainted flutes

Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2017 7:41 pm

C_Howitt_Fealz wrote:

Do you really want a reporter named Wang on this story?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/edu ... eb8682eb8f

I don’t know this person but Judy Wang is a very good reporter.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Semen tainted flutes

Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2017 10:24 pm

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C_Howitt_Fealz wrote:

Do you really want a reporter named Wang on this story?

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: Semen tainted flutes

Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2017 11:19 am

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I hope the kids don't catch Locomotive Breath from this.

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FrankDrebin

Post subject: Re: Semen tainted flutes

Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2017 11:24 am

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Great band name.

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C_Howitt_Fealz

Post subject: Re: Semen tainted flutes

Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2017 12:58 pm

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Or a Lokomotiv plane

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