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Author: | SuperMario [ Wed Nov 29, 2017 2:37 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Ancestry / DNA testing |
T-Bone wrote: Regular Reader wrote: I was always wary of them as Ancestry was run by the Mormons (with their disturbing registries), but thought about it recently until a Black woman went public with results that didn't include any African lineage. |
Author: | good dolphin [ Wed Nov 29, 2017 4:14 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Ancestry / DNA testing |
My parents both tested and I am 99% pure blooded. None of my sibling married within the group and neither did I |
Author: | ToxicMasculinity [ Sat Dec 09, 2017 12:58 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Ancestry / DNA testing |
About what I expected. |
Author: | Douchebag [ Sat Dec 09, 2017 1:53 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Ancestry / DNA testing |
That 0.2% is going to get you kicked out of the Aryan Nation. |
Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Sat Dec 09, 2017 3:39 pm ] |
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Douchebag wrote: That 0.2% is going to get you kicked out of the Aryan Nation. The 0.3% won't help either. |
Author: | ToxicMasculinity [ Sat Dec 09, 2017 4:01 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Ancestry / DNA testing |
Terry's Peeps wrote: Douchebag wrote: That 0.2% is going to get you kicked out of the Aryan Nation. The 0.3% won't help either. I am joining the black Israelites so I can yell at dumbass crackers. https://youtu.be/xrGziJnsa7Q |
Author: | ToxicMasculinity [ Sat Dec 09, 2017 4:01 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Ancestry / DNA testing |
Douchebag wrote: That 0.2% is going to get you kicked out of the Aryan Nation. Harrr harr har |
Author: | America [ Sat Dec 09, 2017 4:19 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Ancestry / DNA testing |
Douchebag wrote: That 0.2% is going to get you kicked out of the Aryan Nation. yea and with that 72.8% (British who are they kidding) he'll get right onto the police. |
Author: | Walt Williams Neck [ Sat Dec 09, 2017 8:43 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Ancestry / DNA testing |
Damn am I stupid... I sent my cologuard sample to Ancestry. com Well the results came back today and it said I come from a long line of assholes |
Author: | Chus [ Sat Dec 09, 2017 8:50 pm ] |
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Author: | shirtless driver [ Sat Dec 09, 2017 9:21 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Ancestry / DNA testing |
Walt Williams Neck wrote: Damn am I stupid... I sent my cologuard sample to Ancestry. com Well the results came back today and it said I come from a long line of assholes That joke is professional quality. |
Author: | Douchebag [ Sun Dec 10, 2017 10:03 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Ancestry / DNA testing |
America wrote: Douchebag wrote: That 0.2% is going to get you kicked out of the Aryan Nation. yea and with that 72.8% (British who are they kidding) he'll get right onto the police. I read an article recently about alt-right groups that make all their members do these type of ancestry tests to prove they are "pure blooded". Some of these nazi snowflakes then end up finding out they are part jewish or black and their lives are just destroyed. Even some of these dweebs have offed themselves because they find out they are 20% black. |
Author: | Nas [ Sun Dec 10, 2017 2:06 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Ancestry / DNA testing |
Douchebag wrote: America wrote: Douchebag wrote: That 0.2% is going to get you kicked out of the Aryan Nation. yea and with that 72.8% (British who are they kidding) he'll get right onto the police. I read an article recently about alt-right groups that make all their members do these type of ancestry tests to prove they are "pure blooded". Some of these nazi snowflakes then end up finding out they are part jewish or black and their lives are just destroyed. Even some of these dweebs have offed themselves because they find out they are 20% black. Are you suggesting that our very own America should take one of these tests? |
Author: | Douchebag [ Sun Dec 10, 2017 3:45 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Ancestry / DNA testing |
Nas wrote: Douchebag wrote: America wrote: Douchebag wrote: That 0.2% is going to get you kicked out of the Aryan Nation. yea and with that 72.8% (British who are they kidding) he'll get right onto the police. I read an article recently about alt-right groups that make all their members do these type of ancestry tests to prove they are "pure blooded". Some of these nazi snowflakes then end up finding out they are part jewish or black and their lives are just destroyed. Even some of these dweebs have offed themselves because they find out they are 20% black. Are you suggesting that our very own America should take one of these tests? Yup. |
Author: | Chet Coppock's Fur Coat [ Sun Dec 10, 2017 9:28 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Ancestry / DNA testing |
I can go back to 1612 on my mom's side of the family (grandparents came here around 1905), and about 1800 on my dad's (came here in the 1950s). So I should be close to 100% Southern European, but I would think that there is a small strain of middle Eastern from some sort of medieval military exploits. |
Author: | Drunk Squirrel [ Sun Dec 10, 2017 9:43 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Ancestry / DNA testing |
I’m fairly confident I’m a mutt. I’ve thought of doing this but neve have gotten around t9 it. My dad’s mom and dad were really not it for some weird DAR thing ((Might of been my grandfathers mother who did DAR for herself) and my wife used to stay up late doing genealogy stuff before w had kids. Pretty sure of my Pole, German, Swede ancestors as they are all great grandparent level immigrants. |
Author: | C_Howitt_Fealz [ Mon Dec 11, 2017 4:26 am ] |
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Drunk Squirrel wrote: I’m fairly confident I’m a mutt. I’ve thought of doing this but neve have gotten around t9 it. My dad’s mom and dad were really not it for some weird DAR thing ((Might of been my grandfathers mother who did DAR for herself) and my wife used to stay up late doing genealogy stuff before w had kids. Pretty sure of my Pole, German, Swede ancestors as they are all great grandparent level immigrants. I just sent mine in. Took one minute to order and 15 seconds to spit into the tube. |
Author: | Cashman [ Mon Dec 11, 2017 6:18 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Ancestry / DNA testing |
Chet Coppock's Fur Coat wrote: I can go back to 1612 on my mom's side of the family (grandparents came here around 1905), and about 1800 on my dad's (came here in the 1950s). So I should be close to 100% Southern European, but I would think that there is a small strain of middle Eastern from some sort of medieval military exploits. That is kind of cool. How the hell do you track it so far back? I've asked my grandfather(who is in his 80's) about his grandfather, and he really doesn't know anything about them. |
Author: | Chet Coppock's Fur Coat [ Mon Dec 11, 2017 8:17 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Ancestry / DNA testing |
My mom's side had a story about a relative who was kidnapped as a little boy and taken to Constantinople to be a slave. A few years later, a sailor got fucked up in the ocean and somehow survived, and as a token of thanks bought the kid and brought him back to his village. (The kid was old enough to remember that, like 6, when he was taken). Meanwhile, his parents had another boy, to whom they gave the same name, was custom if one of your kids died, which happened often. So you had two guys with the same name, so my relative (My great grand father's great grandfather) changed his last name. And thus the story about the name change survived through oral history until my grandfather drew out an ancestry chart before he died in the 1940s. For my dad's side, his great grandparents literally founded the town. So it was pretty easy, bu5 they have far fewer details as whatever was written (which wasn't much) was destroyed in WW II. |
Author: | Regular Reader [ Mon Dec 11, 2017 9:46 pm ] |
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Cool story Chet. I'm always surprised by the number of non WASP families that really don't know family stories more than three generations back. Always seems like a loss |
Author: | HawaiiYou [ Mon Dec 11, 2017 11:08 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Ancestry / DNA testing |
wasnt there a story a few weeks back that most of these were just bullshit? I know a guy at work who is Japanese origin and did one of these things. He paid like $50 for it and it came back that he's 100% Japanese heritage. He went on to joke that he wasted 50 bucks to find out what he already knew. Probably most of these companies just concentrate on European ancestry and don't have much outside of that. |
Author: | leashyourkids [ Tue Dec 12, 2017 12:05 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Ancestry / DNA testing |
Sent mine in and they just mailed me a hard copy of “Powder” back. |
Author: | pittmike [ Tue Dec 12, 2017 7:25 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Ancestry / DNA testing |
Other people have done the majority of the leg work but there is a lot of information to get without the tests. I can trace my father's side all the way back to a single man that came to Virgina from England before the revolution. |
Author: | T-Bone [ Tue Dec 12, 2017 7:45 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Ancestry / DNA testing |
My folks should be getting their kits today. They were shipped via DHL Only took two weeks! Who the hell uses DHL anymore? I have my dad's family history back to the mid to late 1800s but I know nothing about my mom's side so very interested to find out a bit more about that. My parents think we are going to see a lot of German influence but curious what else might come up. My dad's cancer is back and so I really would like to have them do these while I still can just to see what comes out of it. |
Author: | pittmike [ Tue Dec 12, 2017 7:49 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Ancestry / DNA testing |
T-Bone wrote: My folks should be getting their kits today. They were shipped via DHL Only took two weeks! Who the hell uses DHL anymore? I have my dad's family history back to the mid to late 1800s but I know nothing about my mom's side so very interested to find out a bit more about that. My parents think we are going to see a lot of German influence but curious what else might come up. My dad's cancer is back and so I really would like to have them do these while I still can just to see what comes out of it. Sorry to hear about your dad. |
Author: | T-Bone [ Tue Dec 12, 2017 8:12 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Ancestry / DNA testing |
pittmike wrote: T-Bone wrote: My folks should be getting their kits today. They were shipped via DHL Only took two weeks! Who the hell uses DHL anymore? I have my dad's family history back to the mid to late 1800s but I know nothing about my mom's side so very interested to find out a bit more about that. My parents think we are going to see a lot of German influence but curious what else might come up. My dad's cancer is back and so I really would like to have them do these while I still can just to see what comes out of it. Sorry to hear about your dad. Thanks Mike. He's been fighting it for about 3 years. They irradiated an area of it this summer and we all thought that took care of it but as often happens it came back in some lymph nodes. They took him off his chemo pills and they will do all new scans early next month. Essentially what he was doing stopped working and they are back to the drawing board. Has the first of 15 radiation treatments this morning to go after the lymph nodes. |
Author: | pittmike [ Tue Dec 12, 2017 8:19 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Ancestry / DNA testing |
It is tough to deal with that I am sure. Hang in there. |
Author: | Nas [ Sun Jun 03, 2018 5:56 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Ancestry / DNA testing |
I got mine done and it took about 3 weeks once I finally opened the box and returned it. My COLONIZER blood comes from England, Scotland and Wales. Really cool and interesting stuff. |
Author: | Regular Reader [ Sun Jun 03, 2018 6:08 pm ] |
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Nas wrote: I got mine done and it took about 3 weeks once I finally opened the box and returned it. My COLONIZER blood comes from England, Scotland and Wales. Really cool and interesting stuff. Probably Jamaican. Now go get another three off the books jobs and listen to your mother |
Author: | chaspoppcap [ Sun Jun 03, 2018 6:10 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Ancestry / DNA testing |
Douchebag wrote: America wrote: Douchebag wrote: That 0.2% is going to get you kicked out of the Aryan Nation. yea and with that 72.8% (British who are they kidding) he'll get right onto the police. I read an article recently about alt-right groups that make all their members do these type of ancestry tests to prove they are "pure blooded". Some of these nazi snowflakes then end up finding out they are part jewish or black and their lives are just destroyed. Even some of these dweebs have offed themselves because they find out they are 20% black. Why are you upset about that? |
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