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PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 7:31 pm 
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OK, simple game

The way this works is you take the 3 posters above your post and decide if you would "fuck, marry, or kill" them. .

We'll need 2 other posters to chime in here so that we can begin with poster 4, who will decide the fate of the 3 above posters. Poster 5 will decide posters on 2-4. The pattern will continue from there

Have fun

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 7:33 pm 
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I'll give someone an easy kill choice

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 7:36 pm 
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I’ll start.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 7:38 pm 
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Fuck - Icegirl
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 7:39 pm 
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Ok maybe I didn’t get how to play this game with Matt Lauer rules.


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 7:47 pm 
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Lots of fail in this thread so far

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 7:50 pm 
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Kill-Hawaii You
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Marry-FF

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 7:53 pm 
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I'm not marrying a Sox and Packers fan.


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 7:54 pm 
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FavreFan wrote:
Lots of fail in this thread so far

Posts like these are why so many people want to fucking kill you, fyi.


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 8:16 pm 
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Everyone knows what a good husband I am :lol:

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 8:20 pm 
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Kill Caller Bob
Fuck JLN
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 8:26 pm 
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Terry's Peeps wrote:
Fuck: Toxic Masculinity
Marry: Caller Bob
Kill: Hank


with the way you watch netflix? he'll kill you first.


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 8:31 pm 
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W_Z wrote:
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with the way you watch netflix? he'll kill you first.


:lol:

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 8:32 pm 
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If you marry someone... is it assumed that you'd have to fuck them?

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 8:34 pm 
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Darkside wrote:
If you marry someone... is it assumed that you'd have to fuck them?

Quite the opposite.


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Darkside wrote:
If you marry someone... is it assumed that you'd have to fuck them?


I’d be curious to hear your wedding vows.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 8:35 pm 
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I'm not gay.


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America wrote:
I'm not gay.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 9:01 pm 
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 9:11 pm 
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I wouldn’t give any of you cocksuckers the pleasure of me fucking you.

Marriage is right out.

The kill list is too large to post at this time.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 9:17 pm 
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Mr. Reason wrote:
I wouldn’t give any of you cocksuckers the pleasure of me fucking you.

Marriage is right out.

The kill list is too large to post at this time.


This is the correct response.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 11:07 pm 
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Chus wrote:
Mr. Reason wrote:
I wouldn’t give any of you cocksuckers the pleasure of me fucking you.

Marriage is right out.

The kill list is too large to post at this time.


This is the correct response.

This guy gets it.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 11:16 pm 
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Mr. Reason wrote:
Chus wrote:
Mr. Reason wrote:
I wouldn’t give any of you cocksuckers the pleasure of me fucking you.

Marriage is right out.

The kill list is too large to post at this time.


This is the correct response.

This guy gets it.


So, who you got for marry and kill, then?

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 11:23 pm 
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Mr. Reason wrote:
Chus wrote:
Mr. Reason wrote:
I wouldn’t give any of you cocksuckers the pleasure of me fucking you.

Marriage is right out.

The kill list is too large to post at this time.


This is the correct response.

This guy gets it.


So, who you got for marry and kill, then?

I just fuck ‘em.

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Marry Dr Ken
Fuck Reason
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Marry Dr Ken
Fuck Reason
Then Kill Reason


You say “then” like the act itself wouldn’t kill him.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 11:36 pm 
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Marry Dr Ken
Fuck Reason
Then Kill Reason

Thanks, you are aware, I’m an old man not an old woman...

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