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PostPosted: Tue Dec 05, 2017 12:00 pm 
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My theory, Leash and Denis faked a kidnapping and also with Leash's help...had some type of elaborate life insurance policy written up that will pay out when both are declared dead. The money will be funnelled away from their wifes and in to some elaborate off-shore account in the Cayman islands...with Leash's experience in the insurance industry and Denis' knowledge of the insurance industry and financial wherewithal, you couldn't find two better candidates to hatch such a scheme.!!.??? Does anyone have the passcode so we can join them on the islands once their plan is finalized?


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 05, 2017 12:07 pm 
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My theory sucks



leash probably got shot by a cop as he was sitting alone in a parking lot enjoying one of his late night ice cream cones.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 05, 2017 12:08 pm 
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Did either of them get hired to drive a U-Haul somewhere?

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Left their families and ran off to Ibiza to get married.

Now they're hanging out in a garage on the island drinking.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 05, 2017 12:12 pm 
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Oh, I'm afraid both Denis and Leash are still alive and in the state of Illinois.

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Left their families and ran off to Ibiza to get married.

Now they're hanging out in a garage on the island drinking.


A garage built by Pulte.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 05, 2017 12:19 pm 
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Left their families and ran off to Ibiza to get married.

Now they're hanging out in a garage on the island drinking.


A garage built by Pulte.


Oh, so it collapsed in the wind last night?

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 05, 2017 12:20 pm 
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Chus wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
Left their families and ran off to Ibiza to get married.

Now they're hanging out in a garage on the island drinking.


A garage built by Pulte.


That Pulte garage was no match for those vicious 30 MPH winds
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Caller Bob wrote:
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leash probably got shot by a cop as he was sitting alone in a parking lot enjoying one of his late night ice cream cones.


:lol:

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Denis is in the rubble of his collapsed Pulte. We need to coordinate a rescue.

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Denis is in the rubble of his collapsed Pulte. We need to coordinate a rescue.


Nah.

Let him hire someone.

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What happened to Scooter?

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 06, 2017 11:18 am 
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What happened to Scooter?

Hopefully he's fake dead too.

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I really feel both may be dead.


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Went on a fact finding mission to see HawaiiYou's girl.

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What happened to Scooter?

Iirc He had some health related issues with his family. Hopefully that’s gotten better and he’s just taking a break from the board.

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
What happened to Scooter?


He posted a few days ago.

I hope his daughter is ok.


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Went on a fact finding mission to see HawaiiYou's girl.

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I think den is on a binge celebrating the corporate tax cut...leash is just on a binge.

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If both Denis and Leash don't show up to CFMB Christmas Bash (Hosts: Eddie and JoBo), then I won't know what's what.


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Peoria Matt wrote:
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What happened to Scooter?


He posted a few days ago.

I hope his daughter is ok.
Shit that's right. She had brain surgery or something, right?

He sure is a goofy bastard, but he's our goofy bastard and I hope he returns.

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Scooter lives. Be on more soon. Daughter doing well thanks for asking and remembering. Been a stressful time. I still read often just not a lot of time to get goofy with you all right now. :)


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Scooter lives. Be on more soon. Daughter doing well thanks for asking and remembering. Been a stressful time. I still read often just not a lot of time to get goofy with you all right now. :)

Good to hear.

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Scooter lives. Be on more soon. Daughter doing well thanks for asking and remembering. Been a stressful time. I still read often just not a lot of time to get goofy with you all right now. :)


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Scooter lives. Be on more soon. Daughter doing well thanks for asking and remembering. Been a stressful time. I still read often just not a lot of time to get goofy with you all right now. :)

Very good.

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Scooter lives. Be on more soon. Daughter doing well thanks for asking and remembering. Been a stressful time. I still read often just not a lot of time to get goofy with you all right now. :)

Very good.

Thank you Donald.


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Most likely they are together not listening to music.

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