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The curious disappearence of both Leash and Denis
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Author:  Caller Bob [ Tue Dec 05, 2017 12:00 pm ]
Post subject:  The curious disappearence of both Leash and Denis
My theory, Leash and Denis faked a kidnapping and also with Leash's help...had some type of elaborate life insurance policy written up that will pay out when both are declared dead. The money will be funnelled away from their wifes and in to some elaborate off-shore account in the Cayman islands...with Leash's experience in the insurance industry and Denis' knowledge of the insurance industry and financial wherewithal, you couldn't find two better candidates to hatch such a scheme.!!.??? Does anyone have the passcode so we can join them on the islands once their plan is finalized?
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Dec 05, 2017 12:07 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The curious disappearence of both Leash and Denis
Caller Bob wrote:
My theory sucks



leash probably got shot by a cop as he was sitting alone in a parking lot enjoying one of his late night ice cream cones.
Author:  ToxicMasculinity [ Tue Dec 05, 2017 12:08 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The curious disappearence of both Leash and Denis
Did either of them get hired to drive a U-Haul somewhere?
Author:  Joe Orr Road Rod [ Tue Dec 05, 2017 12:09 pm ]
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Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Tue Dec 05, 2017 12:10 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The curious disappearence of both Leash and Denis
Left their families and ran off to Ibiza to get married.

Now they're hanging out in a garage on the island drinking.
Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Tue Dec 05, 2017 12:12 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The curious disappearence of both Leash and Denis
Oh, I'm afraid both Denis and Leash are still alive and in the state of Illinois.
Author:  Chus [ Tue Dec 05, 2017 12:17 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The curious disappearence of both Leash and Denis
sjboyd0137 wrote:
Left their families and ran off to Ibiza to get married.

Now they're hanging out in a garage on the island drinking.


A garage built by Pulte.
Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Tue Dec 05, 2017 12:19 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The curious disappearence of both Leash and Denis
Chus wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
Left their families and ran off to Ibiza to get married.

Now they're hanging out in a garage on the island drinking.


A garage built by Pulte.


Oh, so it collapsed in the wind last night?
Author:  Caller Bob [ Tue Dec 05, 2017 12:20 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The curious disappearence of both Leash and Denis
Chus wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
Left their families and ran off to Ibiza to get married.

Now they're hanging out in a garage on the island drinking.


A garage built by Pulte.


That Pulte garage was no match for those vicious 30 MPH winds
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Author:  pittmike [ Tue Dec 05, 2017 2:13 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The curious disappearence of both Leash and Denis
Frank Coztansa wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
My theory sucks



leash probably got shot by a cop as he was sitting alone in a parking lot enjoying one of his late night ice cream cones.


:lol:
Author:  Ogie Oglethorpe [ Tue Dec 05, 2017 2:51 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The curious disappearence of both Leash and Denis
Denis is in the rubble of his collapsed Pulte. We need to coordinate a rescue.
Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Tue Dec 05, 2017 2:52 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The curious disappearence of both Leash and Denis
Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:
Denis is in the rubble of his collapsed Pulte. We need to coordinate a rescue.


Nah.

Let him hire someone.
Author:  jimmypasta [ Tue Dec 05, 2017 3:14 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The curious disappearence of both Leash and Denis
FOUND!



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Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Wed Dec 06, 2017 11:17 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The curious disappearence of both Leash and Denis
What happened to Scooter?
Author:  Douchebag [ Wed Dec 06, 2017 11:18 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The curious disappearence of both Leash and Denis
Frank Coztansa wrote:
What happened to Scooter?

Hopefully he's fake dead too.
Author:  Caller Bob [ Thu Dec 07, 2017 10:27 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The curious disappearence of both Leash and Denis
I really feel both may be dead.
Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Thu Dec 07, 2017 10:30 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The curious disappearence of both Leash and Denis
Went on a fact finding mission to see HawaiiYou's girl.
Author:  Zippy-The-Pinhead [ Thu Dec 07, 2017 10:31 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
What happened to Scooter?

Iirc He had some health related issues with his family. Hopefully that’s gotten better and he’s just taking a break from the board.
Author:  Peoria Matt [ Thu Dec 07, 2017 10:32 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
What happened to Scooter?


He posted a few days ago.

I hope his daughter is ok.
Author:  tommy [ Thu Dec 07, 2017 10:42 pm ]
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Terry's Peeps wrote:
Went on a fact finding mission to see HawaiiYou's girl.

:lol:
Author:  Zippy-The-Pinhead [ Thu Dec 07, 2017 10:44 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The curious disappearence of both Leash and Denis
I think den is on a binge celebrating the corporate tax cut...leash is just on a binge.
Author:  Juice's Lecture Notes [ Fri Dec 08, 2017 1:00 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The curious disappearence of both Leash and Denis
If both Denis and Leash don't show up to CFMB Christmas Bash (Hosts: Eddie and JoBo), then I won't know what's what.
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:50 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The curious disappearence of both Leash and Denis
Peoria Matt wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
What happened to Scooter?


He posted a few days ago.

I hope his daughter is ok.
Shit that's right. She had brain surgery or something, right?

He sure is a goofy bastard, but he's our goofy bastard and I hope he returns.
Author:  Scooter [ Fri Dec 08, 2017 10:22 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The curious disappearence of both Leash and Denis
Scooter lives. Be on more soon. Daughter doing well thanks for asking and remembering. Been a stressful time. I still read often just not a lot of time to get goofy with you all right now. :)
Author:  Franky T [ Fri Dec 08, 2017 10:24 pm ]
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Scooter wrote:
Scooter lives. Be on more soon. Daughter doing well thanks for asking and remembering. Been a stressful time. I still read often just not a lot of time to get goofy with you all right now. :)

Good to hear.
Author:  '77Cubs [ Fri Dec 08, 2017 10:48 pm ]
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Scooter wrote:
Scooter lives. Be on more soon. Daughter doing well thanks for asking and remembering. Been a stressful time. I still read often just not a lot of time to get goofy with you all right now. :)


:D
Author:  Don Tiny [ Fri Dec 08, 2017 10:51 pm ]
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Scooter wrote:
Scooter lives. Be on more soon. Daughter doing well thanks for asking and remembering. Been a stressful time. I still read often just not a lot of time to get goofy with you all right now. :)

Very good.
Author:  Scooter [ Sat Dec 09, 2017 11:29 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The curious disappearence of both Leash and Denis
Don Tiny wrote:
Scooter wrote:
Scooter lives. Be on more soon. Daughter doing well thanks for asking and remembering. Been a stressful time. I still read often just not a lot of time to get goofy with you all right now. :)

Very good.

Thank you Donald.
Author:  Furious Styles [ Sun Dec 10, 2017 9:41 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The curious disappearence of both Leash and Denis
Most likely they are together not listening to music.
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