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PostPosted: Tue Dec 19, 2017 7:34 am 
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Chris Farley was found dead on this day in 1997.

That's twenty years ago.


:( My buddy and I literally ran into him earlier that year at a Wisconsin Badgers football game coming out of a tunnel.

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I have a cold. I sneezed earlier today and think I pulled an abdominal muscle.

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I have a cold. I sneezed earlier today and think I pulled an abdominal muscle.

I sprained my neck once for about four days when I was applying shampoo in the shower.

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Franky T wrote:
I have a cold. I sneezed earlier today and think I pulled an abdominal muscle.

I sprained my neck once for about four days when I was applying shampoo in the shower.


Been there, done that :(

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Franky T wrote:
I have a cold. I sneezed earlier today and think I pulled an abdominal muscle.

I sprained my neck once for about four days when I was applying shampoo in the shower.



Next time ask Murph to soap ya up

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newper wrote:
Franky T wrote:
I have a cold. I sneezed earlier today and think I pulled an abdominal muscle.

I sprained my neck once for about four days when I was applying shampoo in the shower.



Next time ask Murph to soap ya up

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I slipped and fell stepping into the shower this morning.

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Franky T wrote:
I slipped and fell stepping into the shower this morning.


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Seriously.... hope you are ok and doesn't mess up the end of golf season

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No injuries, but I did order one of those non-slip shower mats from Amazon!

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Going to Great America and prepping to make sure I dont mess up my neck or back.


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As I recently watched Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade I couldn't help but think how sore I'd be if I had to do a fraction of the moves that Harrison Ford did. He was 46 when he shot the film.

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Being told I look 27 instead of 22

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Going to Great America and prepping to make sure I dont mess up my neck or back.


I used to be a guy who would ride rollercoasters all day at theme parks. I was at Hershey park and had to tap out for a couple of hours after riding one of those where your feet hang down with no floor to the coaster carriage. I loved it but I felt off the rest of the day

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Half of my kids are in high school.


10 down, 10 to go!

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Nas wrote:
Half of my kids are in high school.


10 down, 10 to go!

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Spent the last week with lower back pain and wanting to cut my right leg off if I walk more than 10 steps.... 4 days of chiro with traction/stim/massage/adjustments did nothing. MRI tomorrow.


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Unless this protest gets black men to stop spreading their seed around like a 747 dropping fire retardant on a California wildfire, it will have zero impact.

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I am two years older than Wilford Brimley was when Cocoon came out.


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I am two years older than Wilford Brimley was when Cocoon came out.

:shock: Ditto. Had to check on that. Hopefully we have aged more gracefully than Wilford.


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My 34 year old son started getting gray in his beard. (By crackey).

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K Effective wrote:
I am two years older than Wilford Brimley was when Cocoon came out.

:shock: Ditto. Had to check on that. Hopefully we have aged more gracefully than Wilford.


No Diabeetus, Bitches, just yet.. But, my blood pressure was 160/101 tonight. Fat.


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I logged in and posted from the wrong user name and I haven't been drinking.


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I'm at my monday night softball league and the guy running the team is like, i'm the oldest one here....42...i'm like i'm 37. turns out i'm the 2nd oldest guy on the team. then everyone else on this team is in their 20's. i'm like "wait hold on guys.....do you guys see me as one of the old guys?" and they were like, you've got grey hair dude and teenagers. totally blown away. i was like, but i'm still cool right you guys...then they awkwardly dispersed as i attempted a fortnite dance. its really pathetic.


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I'm at my monday night softball league and the guy running the team is like, i'm the oldest one here....42...i'm like i'm 37. turns out i'm the 2nd oldest guy on the team. then everyone else on this team is in their 20's. i'm like "wait hold on guys.....do you guys see me as one of the old guys?" and they were like, you've got grey hair dude and teenagers. totally blown away. i was like, but i'm still cool right you guys...then they awkwardly dispersed as i attempted a fortnite dance. its really pathetic.


:lol: 37 that is funny. The good old days.

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I have no idea who Mac Miller is.

I'm not wholly ignorant of todays music. i'm a huge fan of jcole, kendrick lamar, travis scott,...never heard of this guy or the guy eminem is apparently beefing with.


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