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I feel old every time my wife and/or I are invited to do something and the first thing I figure out is how late we are going to get home. :(

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Old is when you plan to celebrate your 60th birthday on Monday.

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Old is when you plan to celebrate your 60th birthday on Monday.



hope you make it that long, Jimmy :wink:


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Old is when you plan to celebrate your 60th birthday on Monday.



hope you make it that long, Jimmy :wink:


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Old is when you plan to celebrate your 60th birthday on Monday.

Geez .... twenty years sure was a long time ago.

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 Post subject: Re: Signs you are old
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Old is when you plan to celebrate your 60th birthday on Monday.


You are young. I thought you were 5-10 years older than that

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Old is when you plan to celebrate your 60th birthday on Monday.


You are young. I thought you were 5-10 years older than that


Gee,thanks!

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It takes 2 minutes instead of 1.


:lol:

This guy gets it.

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I just had to scoop the salt pellets out of our softener and break up the salt clog.

My back is killing me.


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I feel old every time my wife and/or I are invited to do something and the first thing I figure out is how late we are going to get home. :(

I think this wins the thread. If the answer is after 9:00, I'm not really interested in going.

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Old is when you have felt those pains from minor acts that you now take actions to prevent them: every implement has a jack so I don't try to lift something heavy to hook it to a tractor, I never jump off the tailgate of a pickup or even skip a step on the stairs lest something rupture or break.


Not crawling up and hanging off the rafters of the corn crib to kick down the stuck ears 20 feet off the ground when you are shelling corn?

That was the fun part.

(Does anyone have corn cribs anymore?)

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Neighbor still does ear corn. We have 4 cribs on place but I can’t say any corn has been in them. Have used overheads in a pinch.


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Peoria Matt wrote:
I just had to scoop the salt pellets out of our softener and break up the salt clog.

My back is killing me.

Carried a rather large Christmas tree into the house. Thick trunk. Back is hurting pretty damn bad....


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Think I have shingles. I read you usually don't get that till you are in your 50s. WTF?

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Think I have shingles. I read you usually don't get that till you are in your 50s. WTF?


I'd get that checked out


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Think I have shingles. I read you usually don't get that till you are in your 50s. WTF?


I'd get that checked out


Going to the Doc after work. Seems like it is just a strain of the chicken pox.

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It takes 2 minutes instead of 1.


:lol:

This guy gets it.


To pee

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Think I have shingles. I read you usually don't get that till you are in your 50s. WTF?


I'd get that checked out


Going to the Doc after work. Seems like it is just a strain of the chicken pox.


Last year I had this cut on my face that got infected. Very shallow infection but I kind of knew what happened and what caused it. Went to the doc and he couldn’t figure out if it was an infection or shingles but he was pretty sure it was both. Only the finest doctors st urgent care I tell ya.


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GoldenJet wrote:
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It takes 2 minutes instead of 1.


:lol:

This guy gets it.


To pee


:lol: Yeah or the fact that I seemingly need to go about every 90 minutes.

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GoldenJet wrote:
Chus wrote:
Hatchetman wrote:
It takes 2 minutes instead of 1.


:lol:

This guy gets it.


To pee


:lol: Yeah or the fact that I seemingly need to go about every 90 minutes.


Within the last 3-4 months, I've started waking up once around 2-3AM having to pee. I never use to have to deal with that, its very annoying. The only upside is that I fall right back asleep but its still not ideal. :lol:

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Think I have shingles. I read you usually don't get that till you are in your 50s. WTF?


I'd get that checked out


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Peoria Matt wrote:
I just had to scoop the salt pellets out of our softener and break up the salt clog.

My back is killing me.

Carried a rather large Christmas tree into the house. Thick trunk. Back is hurting pretty damn bad....


My wife’s nick name for me is “Thick Trunk”. 8)


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