Last year I had this cut on my face that got infected. Very shallow infection but I kind of knew what happened and what caused it. Went to the doc and he couldn’t figure out if it was an infection or shingles but he was pretty sure it was both. Only the finest doctors st urgent care I tell ya.

Sheesh. Did they take care of that?

St. Urgent would be an awesome name for a hospital. Or a good patron saint of having to go really badly. Santo Urgento, I beseech thee, send now dryness to my codpiece.

HAHAHA St. Urgent Care. That's great. I had one urgent care doctor that was dressed like me, i kid you not. Actually he and I had the same 7+ year old gym shoes. It was an eerie moment. I looked at his shoes and he looked at mine and we both didnt have to say anything. But that guy was a doctor while I'm a semi-bum, LOL. I guess these guys don't get paid much.

Hey you guys know what's back in style now - horn rimmed glasses. I shit you not. One kid on our work crew, he's like 28/29 got new glasses that were horn rimmed. He was saying how it looked cool and sophisticated and like Malcom X. He says the kids these days are into this now. Who would have guessed.

The smell of farts is so common that whenever someone mentions a smell, I instinctively blurt out that it was the dog.

Gets awkward when they were commenting on food or candles.

Yeah. Only minimal scaring on face from infection.. barely noticeable. I think St Urgento might of helped me more.

The smell of farts is so common that whenever someone mentions a smell, I instinctively blurt out that it was the dog.

Gets awkward when they were commenting on food or candles.

I drafted up a short family newsletter to let people know what we were up to this past year. I am sure no one cares.

I turned down free Bulls tickets last week because I didn't want to bother with going in to the city to watch them lose and then come home late. No way I do that 15 years ago. In my defense, they were 300 level, but within the first 10 rows.

That's not getting older. It's getting wiser.

In March of 2010, my wife and I went to our last Hawks game. We enjoyed it but after working all day, driving from Tinley to the UC, standing in the lines, and waiting in traffic to get home, we realized we would rather stay home and watch the game and spend the money on other forms of education. And this was when the tickets were still cheap.

Have one dog that is no longer allowed certain treats. He took one for the team after an adventure in Mexican food.

Have one dog that is no longer allowed certain treats. He took one for the team after an adventure in Mexican food.

Have one dog that is no longer allowed certain treats. He took one for the team after an adventure in Mexican food.

When there is hardly anyone my age playing in the Big 4 of professional sports

Chris Farley was found dead on this day in 1997.

That's twenty years ago.

I turned down free Bulls tickets last week because I didn't want to bother with going in to the city to watch them lose and then come home late. No way I do that 15 years ago. In my defense, they were 300 level, but within the first 10 rows.

Mancow killed him.

300 level is so high up. It's ok if it's a big game, but yea no way I'd care this year.