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PostPosted: Wed Dec 13, 2017 9:42 pm 
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I heard Danny Parkins say that it's coming. He got it from a source. That there is an ESPN one about to break that is gonna beat all the others. It's the worst one yet. I tried to google it. Couldn't find anything.

Anybody got this one? I'm guessing Chris Berman. What do you guys guess?

This thing amazes me. You get all of these athletes at these networks. All they do before they hit the air is whip out there dicks and chase the girls around. Then when the show is over, then whip the dicks out again and chase the girls around. What the hell world do we live in?


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I'm not really thinking this will be blockbuster news.


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Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:
it's going to be Mike Tirico


Portnoy was tweeting at the Boston Globe about ESPN. How do you of all people not know this?

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Got to be Boomer. Guy looks like a creep.


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https://nypost.com/2011/05/22/new-book-reveals-hookers-coke-and-xmas-orgies-at-espn/

I'm not really thinking this will be blockbuster news.


That's old news. Parkins was saying there is something new. Tirico is old news as well. Luckily, they lived through a time when they could survive it.

It's no longer acceptable to put your balls on women at work and survive. This is a new era. Different then the era 2 years ago where it was just a slap on the wrist.


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Peoria Matt wrote:
https://nypost.com/2011/05/22/new-book-reveals-hookers-coke-and-xmas-orgies-at-espn/

I'm not really thinking this will be blockbuster news.


That's old news. Parkins was saying there is something new. Tirico is old news as well. Luckily, they lived through a time when they could survive it.

It's no longer acceptable to put your balls on women at work and survive. This is a new era. Different then the era 2 years ago where it was just a slap on the wrist.


So it will be pretty much what's been going on there forever.


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Peoria Matt wrote:
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https://nypost.com/2011/05/22/new-book-reveals-hookers-coke-and-xmas-orgies-at-espn/

I'm not really thinking this will be blockbuster news.


That's old news. Parkins was saying there is something new. Tirico is old news as well. Luckily, they lived through a time when they could survive it.

It's no longer acceptable to put your balls on women at work and survive. This is a new era. Different then the era 2 years ago where it was just a slap on the wrist.


So it will be pretty much what's been going on there forever.


Right. But, like I said, America has now decided you get fired and go away forever for such things. So just curious as to who's going down on this "Big one".

Also curious as to what this ass hole did.


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Does this type of shit go on at the USPS, Peoria Matt?


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Berman and Tirico are definitely old news. The only big names I can think of would be a Mike Greenberg or Mike Golic accusation. They are the only really big names, right? Bob Ley would be funny. John Clayton?? Barry Melrose would be kind of big. Kornheiser or Wilbon would be pretty big. But if it is someone like Schefter or Wingo or Ravech, those wouldn't be a blockbuster to me.

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Ya its got to be Mike or Mike or maybe Gruden. Why would anyone care if it were Berman. Everyone hates that loudmouth asshat.

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But Berman's old news wasn't with a co worker. They got him hitting on women that didn't work for ESPN while he was married. I think that was the deadspin story. So maybe this new one is about him with a co worker.

We'll see. It's coming according to Parkins.

But, yeah, Tirico is lucky that he did his shit 20 years ago. That was with a co worker.


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It's insane. These guys make enough money. Just hit strip clubs and get hookers. Why is that so hard for them to understand?

Or just hit on the hot girl at a hooters. If she recognizes that you're famous, she'll bang you if you pay for dinners, vacations and gifts.

It's really that simple.

Why they put their lives and money at risk for the intern girl at the station is beyond me. These pigs don't need to do this shit at work. Don't whip out your dick at work!!!!


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Would it be sexual harrassment if i told him to take the nba and shove it up his ass?

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No shit; there has to be a line somewhere.

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Would it be sexual harrassment if i told him to take the nba and shove it up his ass?


Speaking of Bad Beats.


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Would it be sexual harrassment if i told him to take the nba and shove it up his ass?

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It's insane. These guys make enough money. Just hit strip clubs and get hookers. Why is that so hard for them to understand?

Or just hit on the hot girl at a hooters. If she recognizes that you're famous, she'll bang you if you pay for dinners, vacations and gifts.

It's really that simple.

Why they put their lives and money at risk for the intern girl at the station is beyond me. These pigs don't need to do this shit at work. Don't whip out your dick at work!!!!


You're not wrong.
I'll never understand it either, but I've never cheated on my wife inside OR outside of the workplace.
I think Louis C.K. or another comedian had a bit, and this is a major paraphrase, that it would be WAY too much work
to be a paedophile....like, it's not even worth the hassle. Something to that effect.
In a more day-to-day real world, less shock-comedy way, this is kinda the same thing; it just isn't worth the trouble.
Just break up or get a divorce, and fuck whichever consenting adult will agree to it and have a nice life.

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it's pretty easy to understand.

these guys aren't like you or me.

They're famous for some reason, they can hit a baseball, catch a football, act in a movie etc.. With that women just throw themselves at you. These guys get use to it. Their minds are so fucked up they don't see another human being but another play thing. Women are like toys to them. They expect these women to open their legs no questions asked. That's how it's been so they expect nothing diffferent. Hopefully now things change.

You know what the next industry to fall should be, but it probably wont - healthcare. These doctors get away with tons of sexual shit and harassment.


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it's pretty easy to understand.

these guys aren't like you or me.

They're famous for some reason, they can hit a baseball, catch a football, act in a movie etc.. With that women just throw themselves at you. These guys get use to it. Their minds are so fucked up they don't see another human being but another play thing. Women are like toys to them. They expect these women to open their legs no questions asked. That's how it's been so they expect nothing diffferent. Hopefully now things change.

You know what the next industry to fall should be, but it probably wont - healthcare. These doctors get away with tons of sexual shit and harassment.


I get that. But I would assume these guy start to hit on the girls at work in a normal way at first. Once rejected, why is their next move to shove their dick in their face? I don't get that part.

Like you said, just by being famous, they can get women out side of work. Why risk your job?

These guys are in their 30s, 40s or older. This is what these pigs do? Really? I don't get that. I know I'm not like them. But there are also lots of famous people that don't shove their dicks in girls faces. That get women to consent to sex the old fashion way by using their fame. Like I said, hit on the waitress. At least 3 out of 10 will bang you if you're famous. If you're famous with money, you're gonna hit eventually without being a scumbag. You'll get consent.


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