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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Have you ever shit on a plane?

Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 9:18 pm

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I'm curious. Limit to those that have been on at least, let's say, 10 flights in their lives.

I'm in as a NO.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Have you ever shit on a plane?

Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 9:20 pm

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I'm a yes.

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Post subject: Re: Have you ever shit on a plane?

Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 9:25 pm

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Yep. International flight.

Never domestic.

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Post subject: Re: Have you ever shit on a plane?

Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 9:26 pm

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I’ve only flown about 10 times but that’s a no for me

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Post subject: Re: Have you ever shit on a plane?

Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 9:26 pm

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Been drinking with Dolphin tonight Doc?!?

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Drunk Squirrel

Post subject: Re: Have you ever shit on a plane?

Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 9:27 pm

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Yes. I can recall once. I was 12.

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tommy

Post subject: Re: Have you ever shit on a plane?

Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 9:35 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

I'm curious

among other things

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Post subject: Re: Have you ever shit on a plane?

Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 9:35 pm

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It was on a flight back from France during the Man in the Iron Mask... It was a burning hot acidic diarrhea #neverforgetthedoc

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newper

Post subject: Re: Have you ever shit on a plane?

Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 9:36 pm

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Frankfurt to Kuala Lumpur -- it was about a 11 hour flight I think.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Have you ever shit on a plane?

Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 9:39 pm

newper wrote:

Frankfurt to Kuala Lumpur -- it was about a 11 hour flight I think.

The whole time?

Rough one.

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tommy

Post subject: Re: Have you ever shit on a plane?

Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 9:40 pm

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newper wrote:

Frankfurt to Kuala Lumpur -- it was about a 11 hour flight I think.

you shoulda saved it for that building them jags built. sears tower > kuala etc.

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newper

Post subject: Re: Have you ever shit on a plane?

Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 9:40 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

newper wrote:

Frankfurt to Kuala Lumpur -- it was about a 11 hour flight I think.

The whole time?

Rough one.

Had to push the flight attendant button three times for TP refills, but the seat was more comfortable than coach.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Have you ever shit on a plane?

Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 9:41 pm

I'll up the stakes. Never gone in an airport either.

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newper

Post subject: Re: Have you ever shit on a plane?

Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 9:41 pm

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tommy wrote:

newper wrote:

Frankfurt to Kuala Lumpur -- it was about a 11 hour flight I think.

you shoulda saved it for that building them jags built. sears tower > kuala etc.

I bought some Malaysian whiskey from the grocery store in the two towers building. It was -- different.

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: Have you ever shit on a plane?

Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 9:53 pm

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Never have I ever.

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Keyser Soze

Post subject: Re: Have you ever shit on a plane?

Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 9:56 pm

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Negatory

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Have you ever shit on a plane?

Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 9:57 pm

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Shitting on a plane?

Do you need a ladder?

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Post subject: Re: Have you ever shit on a plane?

Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 10:03 pm

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Yes.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Have you ever shit on a plane?

Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 10:04 pm

Darkside wrote:

Shitting on a plane?

Do you need a ladder?

You didn't read the actual poll question.

Or perhaps you did.

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Furious Styles

Post subject: Re: Have you ever shit on a plane?

Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 10:07 pm

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Not that I recall.

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C_Howitt_Fealz

Post subject: Re: Have you ever shit on a plane?

Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 10:10 pm

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Let's up the ante here. Anyone join the mile-high club in the lav?

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Have you ever shit on a plane?

Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 10:10 pm

Should I have specified "in the lavatory"?

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Have you ever shit on a plane?

Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 10:11 pm

C_Howitt_Fealz wrote:

Let's up the ante here. Anyone join the mile-high club in the lav?

While shitting?

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Have you ever shit on a plane?

Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 10:11 pm

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Never even took a piss.

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Franky T

Post subject: Re: Have you ever shit on a plane?

Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 10:17 pm

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Hell no.

"Get these motherfucking turds off my motherfucking plane!"

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Post subject: Re: Have you ever shit on a plane?

Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 10:28 pm

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Once, on a red eye home from Vegas. It was an emergency. I managed to get everything into the toilet, unlike the guy in the other thread.

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Post subject: Re: Have you ever shit on a plane?

Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 10:48 pm

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Have you ever shit on a plane?

Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 10:53 pm