I haven't sat on a plane for 15 hours but I've been on long enough. I once went like 3 days without taking a shit because of the place I was at. I'm kinda weird like that. Besides I'll just piss in the airport.

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Nas: Blago, who has single handedly destroyed CFMB?

Blago: https://youtube.com/shorts/Lftdxd-YXt8?feature=share

"You can’t love your country only when you win." -President Biden

https://youtu.be/R6e4ruziZBI?si=1G4W1vbh0eGQuHfU

Never have. Always train my body the day before the flight not to. And I usually have to take long flights.

Also, I try never to shit at an airport. I had never done it until like 5 years ago where I had to go badly in Philly after eating one of those shitty airport Philly subs.

Also like Nas, if I'm in an uncomfortable place, I don't have a bowel movement for 3 days. Truly being FULL OF SHIT.

You spread your sphincter on my plane, you better make damn sure you have insurance. Because I can guarantee you better than a Progressive anal cavity search by Flo herself, there will be pain. The snap of the rubber glove up your crevice only serves as a warning to the punishment your cane white ass will endure while I penetrate your very being, reducing you to a bloody, kneeling mass of manflesh that I would devour with my own teeth, if not for the dentures that I use whenever on a job. Just to make sure I don't quaff anything from some pervert, I make sure these pearly whites don't touch. I'm a bench player for the Varsity team. I never will come near that shit. Because to do so, would only bring me closer to the bile sewer rat-infested alt-right Creationist scumbag that I would have to dismember. And I am perfectly capable of doing that, being an authorized security citizen on patrol. And as a certified ASCOP, I will have you for breakfast, lunch, supper and dinner. Please garnish accordingly, and let me know when the garlic toast is just right to remove from the toaster oven.

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6'1", 250 lbs. and barrel-chested. 9.5 inches, uncut. You don't want any of this. Or maybe you do.

How do you train your body to not shit?

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Maybe 2 days before the flight I'll eat high fiber foods to clean out my system for the next day. I don't eat anything that will clog me up like say Chinese food. Then on the day of my flight, I hardly will eat anything and just drink a lot of water. It works.

It just knows.

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Nas: Blago, who has single handedly destroyed CFMB?

Blago: https://youtube.com/shorts/Lftdxd-YXt8?feature=share

"You can’t love your country only when you win." -President Biden

https://youtu.be/R6e4ruziZBI?si=1G4W1vbh0eGQuHfU

thats very true also. Even if I don't follow any type of diet, my body and mind just knows and adjusts itself. more true when i was younger but now as an older person, i try to do my travel diet.

I'd have to guess I've flown 40 times commercially. I've probably popped three times in flight.

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70+ flights almost every year for the last 20 years, so inevitably it's going to be needed a few times a year. But I usually try to take a shit in the airport lounge's bathroom before the flight. Those are much more acceptable than the general population bathrooms. And being constipated on the airplane means you're eventually also having to take a piss really fiercely, and there are few things worse on a middle aged bladder than having to take a piss while the plane is getting ready to land, and then your plane ends up in the penalty box for fifteen minutes because another plane is using the gate.

Then there is taking a shower on an airplane. I've not done this, but some people really enjoy it. Like this guy: http://onemileatatime.boardingarea.com/ ... -to-dubai/


Thank you, Garry Meier.

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"When people want their version of the truth, they go find it, no matter how baseless their beliefs." -- Ken Rosenthal

Always. Usually the vertical one, from the horizontal one.

Wait,Doc....Are you asking if I ever used the facilities on a plane or just the shitting part?

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

The ones who manage to stink up the entire plane need to be given a DB Cooper out the rear exit.

Yes.

Though changing diapers on a plane is much more memorable especially when you are prone to air sickness and turbulence begins.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Flat-Earthers apparently do it all the time.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

If this thread doesn't bring Slap Shot Ed back, nothing will.

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https://twitter.com/DrKenCast

Oh yes, I have. I’ve shit in five MLB stadiums. Worst experience was at the Cell. Felt like 110 degrees in the stall.

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-- source

I voted no.

I flew to LA twice before I was 2 years old where I may or may not have gone in a diaper, but I dont think that counts right Doc?

How about a Greyhound bus or some other sort of coach? That would also be a No for me.

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Have you barbarians never heard of Imodium?

Keep it classy. Plug that shit up for a good day or so.

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My buddy used to bring a bottle of this with him when we followed the Dead.



edit - Damn you, Killer V.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

When I was a younger lad I went to Alaska for something like 24 days in the woods. I took a shit before heading out and I took one in the ferry out of Kake on the way back to civilization. In between I don’t think I went more than three times. The food was not my normal and my system slowed way down. Not enough veggies or something I guess. The girardia took care of it when I got back home and I more than made up for lost time.

Thank God

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