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Author:  Killer V [ Wed Jan 10, 2018 1:12 pm ]
Post subject:  Bipartisan cooperation

See? It can happen!

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/florid ... story.html

Quote:
South Florida state senators acknowledge extramarital affair

Two South Florida state senators went public Tuesday to acknowledge their extramarital affair as the Florida Legislature convened under a cloud of sexual impropriety that has distracted lawmakers for months.

Their statement came after a website posted video purporting to show state Sen. Anitere Flores, R-Miami, entering and leaving an apartment rented by Senate Minority Leader Oscar Braynon, D-Miami Gardens.

“As this 2018 session of the Florida Legislature gets underway, we do not want gossip and rumors to distract from the important business of the people,” Flores and Braynon said in a joint statement.

“That's why we are issuing this brief statement to acknowledge that our longtime friendship evolved to a level that we deeply regret. We have sought the forgiveness of our families, and also seek the forgiveness of our constituents and God. We ask everyone else to respect and provide our families the privacy that they deserve as we move past this to focus on the important work ahead.”

Both Braynon and Flores are married.

Braynon is the Senate Minority Leader, and Flores is a top lieutenant of Senate President Joe Negron, R-Stuart. She is chairwoman of both the Banking and Insurance Committee and the Appropriations Subcommittee on Health and Human Services.

The consensual affair is of a different nature than the previous sex scandals that have dogged the Florida Senate. State Sen. Jack Latvala, R-Clearwater, resigned Dec. 20 after multiple allegations that he had offered to trade legislative support in return for sexual favors and inappropriately touched female staffers over a period of years.

State Sen. Jeff Clemens, D-Lake Worth, resigned in October after acknowledging an affair with a lobbyist.

Author:  Franky T [ Wed Jan 10, 2018 3:22 pm ]
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Image

Would.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Wed Jan 10, 2018 3:26 pm ]
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She looks like Kyle Schwarber

Author:  Hatchetman [ Wed Jan 10, 2018 3:28 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
She looks like Kyle Schwarber


I bet she has a softer glove.

Author:  FrankDrebin [ Wed Jan 10, 2018 4:01 pm ]
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Image

Image

Author:  Don Tiny [ Wed Jan 10, 2018 4:03 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
She looks like Kyle Schwarber

You really should see a professional about your Cubs obsession. Or, at the very least, an ophthalmologist.

I mean, yes, they both have two eyes, a nose, and a mouth, and neither one is Chinese, but beyond that the resemblance is questionable.


... it's a joke, relax Billy ...

Author:  Chet Coppock's Fur Coat [ Wed Jan 10, 2018 4:04 pm ]
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They probably used disagreeing on politics as foreplay.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Wed Jan 10, 2018 4:05 pm ]
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What is with all the flowers? I didn't know that the Florida state senate conducted their business in a funeral parlor.

Author:  Brick [ Wed Jan 10, 2018 4:06 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
She looks like Kyle Schwarber

She's probably a better outfielder too.

Author:  FrankDrebin [ Wed Jan 10, 2018 4:07 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
What is with all the flowers? I didn't know that the Florida state senate conducted their business in a funeral parlor.


Thats the legislative session that opened with remarks on sexual harassment. The guy to her left is the one she is sleeping with.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Wed Jan 10, 2018 4:09 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
What is with all the flowers? I didn't know that the Florida state senate conducted their business in a funeral parlor.

That's in case any of their constituents visit, then they'll feel right at home.

Author:  spmack [ Wed Jan 10, 2018 4:13 pm ]
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She's not bad. His wife must look horrible.

Author:  FrankDrebin [ Wed Jan 10, 2018 4:18 pm ]
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spmack wrote:
She's not bad. His wife must look horrible.


His wife is not bad.

Image

Author:  Chet Coppock's Fur Coat [ Wed Jan 10, 2018 4:24 pm ]
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Damn, I'll take the wife if she leaves the two kids with him.

Author:  pittmike [ Wed Jan 10, 2018 4:25 pm ]
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FrankDrebin wrote:
spmack wrote:
She's not bad. His wife must look horrible.


His wife is not bad.

Image


He shoulda stayed home.

Author:  spmack [ Wed Jan 10, 2018 4:28 pm ]
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FrankDrebin wrote:
spmack wrote:
She's not bad. His wife must look horrible.


His wife is not bad.

Image

He's a fuckin dipshit.

Author:  FrankDrebin [ Wed Jan 10, 2018 4:29 pm ]
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spmack wrote:
FrankDrebin wrote:
spmack wrote:
She's not bad. His wife must look horrible.


His wife is not bad.

Image

He's a fuckin dipshit.


Both are; she's married with 2 kids also

Author:  Nas [ Wed Jan 10, 2018 4:31 pm ]
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How often does a man cheat with a woman who looks better than the woman he's with?

Author:  Ed_from_Lisle [ Wed Jan 10, 2018 4:31 pm ]
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So she's not going back?

Author:  Hatchetman [ Wed Jan 10, 2018 4:40 pm ]
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she probably wouldn't go to strip joints with him.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Wed Jan 10, 2018 4:41 pm ]
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Nas wrote:
How often does a man cheat with a woman who looks better than the woman he's with?

I would hope it would be 99.9% of the time.

Author:  Nas [ Wed Jan 10, 2018 4:46 pm ]
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Don Tiny wrote:
Nas wrote:
How often does a man cheat with a woman who looks better than the woman he's with?

I would hope it would be 99.9% of the time.


The opposite is usually true. Men rarely cheat to leave.

Author:  spmack [ Wed Jan 10, 2018 4:46 pm ]
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Don Tiny wrote:
Nas wrote:
How often does a man cheat with a woman who looks better than the woman he's with?

I would hope it would be 99.9% of the time.

Usually it's something as simple as the other women doing things that your wife won't do, no matter how the other woman looks.

Author:  Hatchetman [ Wed Jan 10, 2018 4:47 pm ]
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I'm not cheatin but if I did, I would just take anyone that was nice to me and thought I was Mr. Important. So maybe someone at Oak Park Arms.

Author:  spmack [ Wed Jan 10, 2018 4:52 pm ]
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Hatchetman wrote:
I'm not cheatin but if I did, I would just take anyone that was nice to me and thought I was Mr. Important. So maybe someone at Oak Park Arms.

Dentures in or out?

Author:  Don Tiny [ Wed Jan 10, 2018 4:55 pm ]
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spmack wrote:
Hatchetman wrote:
I'm not cheatin but if I did, I would just take anyone that was nice to me and thought I was Mr. Important. So maybe someone at Oak Park Arms.

Dentures in or out?

Him or her?

Author:  Hatchetman [ Wed Jan 10, 2018 5:01 pm ]
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I go both ways with teeth but no dudes.

Author:  Scooter [ Wed Jan 10, 2018 8:14 pm ]
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Nas wrote:
How often does a man cheat with a woman who looks better than the woman he's with?

Depends on what the situation is. My ex wife was a soulless redhead who while looking good deserves nothing but the worst. She got it. Karma is a bitch.

Author:  billypootons [ Wed Jan 10, 2018 8:36 pm ]
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She has nice boobs

Author:  Chet Coppock's Fur Coat [ Wed Jan 10, 2018 10:33 pm ]
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Scooter wrote:
Nas wrote:
How often does a man cheat with a woman who looks better than the woman he's with?

Depends on what the situation is. My ex wife was a soulless redhead who while looking good deserves nothing but the worst. She got it. Karma is a bitch.

yeah, but would I still want to mindlessly fuck her if I ran across her in a public place?

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