Been married that long. What should we do for it? I need ideas, I think I might be in charge of this.

Have relations.

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Congrats. I think the 20th is the Dave & Busters anniversary.

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Anal

Yeah Bob is onto something here.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
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We had this discussion years ago. Why would somebody want to put their penis where somebody poops? Do you even need me at that point? You could just find the dude you like and fuck his brains out. Or am I putting a strap on on?

Its taboo.

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It was non specific, so I think it’s fair to assume strap on.

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There is very little that is taboo at this point. I can't imagine that being hot. I can imagine it being weird even after 20 years.

He'll love it. Surprise honey!

I mean it's 2021 kiddo.
And no one ever got pregnant from butt stuff.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

I think we would both prefer traditionally sex and I (probably) won't get pregnant anyway.

This was not what I was looking for.

Only one way to find out.

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There is no way...

Pfft. Traditional.

I'm 15 years with DW this October. We're spending a week camping. I'll probably buy her a gift. Maybe a cactus or something.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Then I think you’re back to Dave & Busters.

The 20th is really an either/or situation.

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I don't think I can get a week off of work. I'm not sure he likes that but he's being supportive.

No it's not. You are funny.

Maybe a cactus?

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Prickly!

She gonna put on a strap on?

Maybe. I don't know what's is happening in her weird little head.

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http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Move!


Take a nice vacation outside of the country

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Nas: Blago, who has single handedly destroyed CFMB?

Blago: https://youtube.com/shorts/Lftdxd-YXt8?feature=share

"You can’t love your country only when you win." -President Biden

https://youtu.be/R6e4ruziZBI?si=1G4W1vbh0eGQuHfU

Really?

I need a better lawyer.

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Good one.

Happy Anniversary.

I’m going to do a quilt with all these good wishes as a gift.

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20 years? You really were a child bride, weren't you?

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His mind is not for rent to any God or government.

pretends she is wild but balks at the now conventional stuff

I guess the ATM to clean it off is out of the question.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Go tankless

If the big, scary city isn't too much for you, the bar on the deck of the Trump hotel is a romantic spot with a gorgeous view. Drinks are outrageously expensive and I would make dinner reservations elsewhere. Also, the maitre d can be dismissive to anyone who is not a model or an uncle who is escorting his model niece out for the night. Once you get seated though, it is blissful.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Have her dress up in a Catholic school girl skirt and walk around downtown Chicago.