State of the Union because racism lost.

Southern president trump will give a tremendous speech on Tuesday, reigniting his base while completely ignoring every woman he wouldn't want to fuck. Hopefully he will drop an awkward shout-out to his fair and honest friend Bob, of course only if he isn't charged with dick Nixon syndrome first. What's weird is I'm most excited to hear him say WALL! one more time, if for nothing more than a tribute to his late godfather stash skidmark. Please God persuade him to pull out a flask and take a swing; I want to trust him but there are red flags. At the end of the day, familiarity always proves any publicity is good, so up 5 points by Wednesday over under. Who's in.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

JORR took the day off to get ready for his big date. The broad-shoulders, the plain-spoken honesty. The swooning will be historical in intensity.

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Soccer 1,2,3
Spanish Honor Society 1,2,3,4
Forensics 1,2,3,4

"Smiles with Nostrils"

"...no Hmong, go find some blacks"

25 pages by Wednesday morning.

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Many universities across the country have cancelled classes on both Tuesday and Wednesday and brought in additional counselors for students who are unable to attend classes due to the Presidents' address and need help processing the event.

Will Mellania be there?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Hopefully with Stormy as her guest

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

I found a her!

That's exactly what I'd do if I was president tbh.

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Stormy Daniels will be on with Jimmy Kimmel.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Supposedly she isn't doing any first lady functions.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Stormy or Melania?

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I'm not sure if watching or not watching would make me more upset.

You can watch the People’s State of the Union.

The Rock is giving a speech too?

Nice.

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trump sounds like he is on drugs when he reads prepared speeches... the only time he perks up when he goes off script repeating himself twice on key points.

Over/under on when he mocks Tammy Duckworth?

She would never give him a standing ovation, anyways.

Everyone be sure to stay tuned for the rebuttal from Maxine Waters. She will be the sane voice of American politics.

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If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

The rebuttal should be her holding up a middle finger to the camera for about two minutes.

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I hope he doesn't use a TelePrompTer.

Probably true. That theory seems to have legs.

The speech will be pointless. Trump offers his SOTU every morning via Twitter. It'll simply be his Twitter ramblings with words longer than 3 letters.

What do you think about the representatives that are boycotting it?

She had quite a run from 2005-2011:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maxine_Wa ... eles_riots

Liberal watchdog group Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington named Waters to its list of corrupt members of Congress in its 2005, 2006, 2009 and 2011 reports

Great Speech Tomorrow.

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Everyone knows those lists are culturally biased.

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The least active First Lady since Betty Ford was knocking back Tom Collins' with breakfast.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

They value their time?

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Truth, but who cares. Truman's wife despised Washington and lived in Independence, MO something like the last two years he was president. It may be nice to have the wife be a something, but it isn't like I look at the Mrs. and weigh his/her skill sets when I am voting for President.

What is/are the stated reason(s) they're doing so?

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George