Somebody made a huge penis and testicles out of snow on a busy street in town. The police were called and they had to take it down. What do you think about that?

So that's what sini is doing when he's not dumpster diving...

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Someone did this near me a few years ago. Laughed everytime I drove by it. The penis is naturally funny.

You may want to tell your kids to avoid that house on the way home from school.

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What do I think about that? You had too much time on your hands and thought it would be funny to make a snow cock and balls. Which it was. Kudos.

By the way, it wasn't that huge, what with the cold and all. Shrinkage!

It means there are still good and decent people out there in society that recognize the value of making a dick joke every once in a while.

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Whoever called the police should be arrested for wasting public funds on something so ridiculous.

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We had a snow day in high school, so 2 of my friends and I made a huge snowman at this field by his house. We gave the snowman a giant penis and took a bunch of pictures with it. This was before any social media and smart phones, so it was an old digital camera. The following day at school, one of my friends printed off the picture at school and threw hundreds of copies of it in the air like the scene from 10 Things I Hate About You.

Except the picture he printed was cropped (on purpose), so only I was in the picture. I got called to the assistant principal's office who was a complete psycho. I had no idea what it was in regards to because I was not aware my friend had printed the picture and threw them all over school. I walked into the VP's office and he holds up a picture of me with a shit-eating grin on my face with my arm around a snowman with a 5 foot dick and says "Explain this". I busted out laughing not expecting to see that.

Eventually my other two friends involved with making the snowman got called down to the office as well. My one friend who printed the pictures got a 2-day suspension. Catholic school, so they weren't accepting of kids seeing dick. My other friend and I who didn't print the pictures had to each take a copy of the photo home and have our parents write a letter acknowledging they were aware of the situation. My parents were laughing at the stupid punishment. My mom's letter back to the VP was "I am aware and acknowledge my son made an anatomically correct snowman. Thank you." One of the best high school days ever.

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Must not be much to do as a cop in Downers Grove.

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Why would the police be called? There is nothing illegal about making a snow penis. If the residents want to take it down, fine. But you don't need police.

In the suburbs, some of the loony "morally sound" conservatives find the idea of a snow penis to be indecent.

They don't have a sense of humor.

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Not Spaulding. She laughed at it I'm sure.

Under what penal code?

Unlike the penis, the charges wouldn't stand up in court.

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Well, no shit Sherlock...

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Unless, of course, the dick was attached to a priest.

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Haha. I left that there so someone would pounce.

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I'll be disappointed if she didn't rub up against it.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Don Tiny continues to be my favorite poster and it's not even close.

either that or trying to discover which ATMs have the most vulnerable old ladies per capita

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Two points.

Two years ago in the 'New East Side' Lake Shore East Park (park is surrounded by high rises) a penile snow object was made in full view of maybe 30,000 people each day. The snow object lasted for a couple of days before someone rubbed it out. I cannot confirm if 5_0 was enlisted to complete the rubbing. It was pretty funny for this viewer. Ladies under forty were seen pointing and giggling.

Secondly, damn you Spaulding. I happen to be a Eric Burdon and the Animals fan. They have a nice little diddy entitled Sky Pilot. I am now walking around mentally humming 'Snow Penis, how high can you fly, you'll never, never, never reach the sky...'

...spill the wine, drink that girl!

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Another classic. One of my favorites is San Francisco Nights. Have no idea why.

Edit, yeah that is with WAR...take that girl.

Under-rated song.

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Pretty much this.

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Hope it didn't cost more than $52 to commission the work.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

This is your best post ever. You should go out on top.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George