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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Team USA was an embarrassment, but you'll get used to it

Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2018 9:00 am

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Curious Hair wrote:

I was a shitty athlete too. I can run and I can swim because there are no implements involved that I can fuck up with. The Catholic school kids who mainstreamed into my high school used to mock me in gym class because I was so bad at basketball and Catholic school kids are all obsessed with basketball. Another piece of the puzzle, says my therapist.

speaking of basketball, i remember one time running 4s at gross point park just over 94 in skokie i came in from the right side and attempted to do a reverse layup; i ended up bricking it and stumbling backwards into a double back-roll, which i somehow came out of sticking the landing right at the 3pt line and then in one motion as i was standing back up the bricked layup had bounced out to me waist high so in one fluid motion i grabbed the ball and calmly nailed the 3/2pt shot.

all the people waiting on next were like HOLY SHITTTT so i just kinda trotted backwards and did a MJ shrug cuz honestly at that point you're pretty much just on autopilot.

anyways, i'm sure my therapist would say i'm a liar about this one so i'd just have to retort like "so you're saying i'm actually good and creative for thinking this shit up?" =P

Wow. I know the park you're talking about. But I knew it more around 74 than 94. We played baseball there.

Pretty sure he means Interstate 94, not the year 1994.

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Kirkwood

Post subject: Re: Team USA was an embarrassment, but you'll get used to it

Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2018 9:01 am

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America is all shaken up about Team USA sucking at winter hobbies? :lol:

Who knew he had such a passion for figure skating?

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SuperMario

Post subject: Re: Team USA was an embarrassment, but you'll get used to it

Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2018 11:18 am

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And didn't America beat France in the medal count? If it wasn't for Martin Fourcade, France wouldn't do shit at the Winter Olympics.

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America

Post subject: Re: Team USA was an embarrassment, but you'll get used to it

Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2018 12:27 pm

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You cant freak out about women's hockey and then say you don't care about the Winter Olympics.

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America

Post subject: Re: Team USA was an embarrassment, but you'll get used to it

Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2018 12:29 pm

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SuperMario wrote:

And didn't America beat France in the medal count? If it wasn't for Martin Fourcade, France wouldn't do shit at the Winter Olympics.

Hey I dont know if you can tell from my membership on a Chicago sports message board and fluent use of the English language, but I wasn't born or raised in France. Fucking idiot.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Team USA was an embarrassment, but you'll get used to it

Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2018 12:30 pm

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America wrote:

Hey I dont know if you can tell from my membership on a Chicago sports message board and fluent use of the English language, but I wasn't born or raised in France.

Nobody cares.

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America

Post subject: Re: Team USA was an embarrassment, but you'll get used to it

Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2018 12:34 pm

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Douchebag VERY upset about the heightened security around schools in the United States. Black vans drawing scrutiny from MANY in these trying times.

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SuperMario

Post subject: Re: Team USA was an embarrassment, but you'll get used to it

Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2018 12:55 pm

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America wrote:

SuperMario wrote:

And didn't America beat France in the medal count? If it wasn't for Martin Fourcade, France wouldn't do shit at the Winter Olympics.

Hey I dont know if you can tell from my membership on a Chicago sports message board and fluent use of the English language, but I wasn't born or raised in France. Fucking idiot.

Damn. I didn't realize that being a member of a Chicago sports message board was the litmus test for being an American. My apologies.

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America

Post subject: Re: Team USA was an embarrassment, but you'll get used to it

Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2018 12:56 pm

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You are perhaps one of the dumbest people alive and should consider castration or even suicide to prevent your rotten genes from spreading like a plague.

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Tucker Carlson

Post subject: Re: Team USA was an embarrassment, but you'll get used to it

Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2018 1:00 pm

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SuperMario wrote:

America wrote:

SuperMario wrote:

And didn't America beat France in the medal count? If it wasn't for Martin Fourcade, France wouldn't do shit at the Winter Olympics.

Hey I dont know if you can tell from my membership on a Chicago sports message board and fluent use of the English language, but I wasn't born or raised in France. Fucking idiot.

Damn. I didn't realize that being a member of a Chicago sports message board was the litmus test for being an American. My apologies.

That and watching Fox News. Don't worry. You qualify.

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SuperMario

Post subject: Re: Team USA was an embarrassment, but you'll get used to it

Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2018 1:02 pm

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Thank you for your suggestion. Your fluent use of the English language is very persuasive.

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America

Post subject: Re: Team USA was an embarrassment, but you'll get used to it

Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2018 1:06 pm

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Name the country that has English as a (unofficial) first language and also includes the city of Chicago, Illinois within it's borders I will give you three guesses.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Team USA was an embarrassment, but you'll get used to it

Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2018 1:16 pm

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America wrote:

Name the country that has English as a (unofficial) first language and also includes the city of Chicago, Illinois within it's borders I will give you three guesses.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago,_Zimbabwe

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tommy

Post subject: Re: Team USA was an embarrassment, but you'll get used to it

Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2018 1:20 pm

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America wrote:

Name the country that has English as a (unofficial) first language and also includes the city of Chicago, Illinois within it's borders I will give you three guesses.

Wakanda

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America

Post subject: Re: Team USA was an embarrassment, but you'll get used to it

Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2018 1:20 pm

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"Chicago, Illinois"

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Team USA was an embarrassment, but you'll get used to it

Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2018 4:49 pm

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America wrote:

You are perhaps one of the dumbest people alive and should consider castration or even suicide to prevent your rotten genes from spreading like a plague.

What the hell?

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: Team USA was an embarrassment, but you'll get used to it

Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2018 7:28 am

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Darkside wrote:

America wrote:

You are perhaps one of the dumbest people alive and should consider castration or even suicide to prevent your rotten genes from spreading like a plague.

What the hell?

this surprises you?

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