https://www.yahoo.com/news/off-tone-mel ... 14517.html

First lady Melania Trump has been noticeably absent from the public eye since she underwent a procedure to treat a benign kidney condition —and rumors have been swirling in regards to her whereabouts.

Amid intense media scrutiny, the official FLOTUS Twitter account released a statement on Wednesday to assure the public of Melania's welfare.

However, the plan seems to have backfired.

"I see the media is working overtime speculating where I am & what I'm doing," the account tweeted. "Rest assured, I'm here at the @WhiteHouse w my family, feeling great, & working hard on behalf of children & the American people!"
Twitter users were quick to note that the tone of the statement, as well as the punctuation, sounded nothing like the first lady's typical tweeting style.The off-tone tweet caused some Twitter users to worry about the first lady's welfare and demand answers to why she hasn't been seen in weeks.

"No way Flotus wrote this," wrote one user. "This is even more concerning, imo (in my opinion). We, the people, demand to SEE @FLOTUS!"The message even spurred some to question if the first lady was being "held captive" inside the White House.Most people, however, seemed to agree on one thing — they want photographic proof before they're willing to accept that FLOTUS is ok.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

She is chained in Beardown's basement

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Who the hell cares?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

That's why Kardashian was over the other day. The Caesar needs to get laid from time to time.

Correct.

That said, I thought at some point in passing - maybe this week, maybe last year, no idea - that apparently she was done w/ DC and was going back to NY?

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Probably taking a break from the piece of shit she is married to.

Don’t blame her, the rest of the country would love to do the same.

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Hopefully gameplanning a way to get her husband to fire Bolton and stop letting Israel dictate mid east policy.

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I'm sure the insane amount of USSS at her parent's place is completely normal.

Probably recovering from a black eye & bruising on the arms.

The most likely explanation, when removing the absolutely ridiculous bullshit, is that this is a person who is not married to a career politician, and is not used to the public interest in every detail of how her kidney function is, and recent had a health scare and is withdrawing like every one of you would during this time.
All this is very amusing and the allegations of abuse and divorce but I'm gonna go with the simple stuff for now.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Shut up guntard and post an irrational opinion. Civilized discourse is for bars and cock fights.

She was last seen during the North Korea hostages handoff just sayin..

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I'll go with "Recently Botched Plastic Surgery" for $400, Alex.

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"When people want their version of the truth, they go find it, no matter how baseless their beliefs." -- Ken Rosenthal

Prob back in New York with the boy.
As an aside,you know what other First Lady didn't spend a lot of time at the White House and there was no stink about it? Jamie Kennedy. Big deal let her alone.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

I think the reason it is concerning is that she had surgery for an ailment which presumably would not ordinarily require an extended hospital stay but did...and she hasn’t been seen from since - including a “relaxing” family vacation. I hope it is just wanting to be out of the limelight but it doesn’t feel that way.

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If we nominate Trump we will get destroyed & we'll deserve it.- L Graham
I’m going to enforce all laws concerning the protection of classified information. No one will be above the law.- DJT 2016
MAY THEY ROT IN HELL. AGAIN, MERRY CHRISTMAS!- DJT 12/25/23

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sorry Im in a bit of a tiff. having cable issues and the idiots at my cable company are just making it worse.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

Cable issues made you not know JFK's wife's name?

I am not paying attention to shit I am so pissed off.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

I wish the libs would stop thinking that Melania Trump is secretly on their side. She's not. She likes her family and wealth more than you. Sorry.

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Getting worked up over cable issues is like getting worked up over the sun rising in the east.

Look at it as them doing you a favor. You watch too much tv anyhow. Go outside and go running. Or at least ride your electric bike a while. You'll feel better.

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"I honestly don't see a good bet on the board here."

Yes.
"be best"-Richest most beautiful FLOTUS evah

"cut it out"-Michelle Ax Handle

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"Change has come to Amerika."- TFG

Be Best Slovenia.

Exit Poll: Anti-Immigration Party Wins Slovenia Parliamentary Election

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government ... -election/

A right-wing, anti-immigration opposition party led by a former Slovenian prime minister won the most votes in Slovenia’s parliamentary election Sunday, but not enough to form a government on its own, according to preliminary results.
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[ed note: Wise choice. Next door, Italy is being overwhelmed with Hillary and Obama's Open Borders illegal aliens.]


"one world!"-people with unicorns for pets

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"Change has come to Amerika."- TFG

Is that the swimming suit LOAD that Michelle was carrying on her latest Hawaii dip or was that just her ass?

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An Ode to the Texas man who shot an Antifa terrorist:

Oh, he might have went on livin'
But he made one fatal slip
When he tried to match the Ranger
With the big iron on his hip

Jerky Jerry Brown is at it again. Now wants to force water rationing on each person in the state and wants to charge people for drinking water. Already taxing Californians more than any other state in the union while schools are among the worst, welfare costs huge, gas taxes the highest, meanwhile still providing funding for a bullet train to nowhere.

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An Ode to the Texas man who shot an Antifa terrorist:

Oh, he might have went on livin'
But he made one fatal slip
When he tried to match the Ranger
With the big iron on his hip