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The Man

Post subject: State of Illinois Signer

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 3:03 pm

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I have no idea if anything that he does is accurate but I love press conferences with this guy. I wonder if he is available for parties. It could be a completely somber press conference but he always makes me smile.

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beni hanna

Post subject: Re: State of Illinois Signer

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 3:08 pm

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Excellent hundredth post, oh and pizza place.

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billypootons

Post subject: Re: State of Illinois Signer

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 3:24 pm

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just now he signed JB saying "drive thru testing"

1-hands on steering wheel driving
2-window going down
3-simulated as a driver looking out drivers side window and used his hand to mimmick a swab being taken from your nose.

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The Man

Post subject: Re: State of Illinois Signer

Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2020 3:28 pm

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They need to do more press conferences to boost morale.

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Mulli is Howard Stern in his prime compared to Haugh.

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BigW72

Post subject: Re: State of Illinois Signer

Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2020 3:33 pm

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I mentioned this thread to Mrs. BigW72 and she gave it a chuckle...

When it came on at 3:00, she kindly pointed out the signer's pants are too tight and he's bulging. :lol:

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: State of Illinois Signer

Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2020 3:38 pm

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When she switched to spanish, sign guy was all "yo well I'm out"

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The Man

Post subject: Re: State of Illinois Signer

Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2020 3:38 pm

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I think everyone needs to use “indecision” in their speeches so he can sigh that again. Awesome

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Mulli is Howard Stern in his prime compared to Haugh.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: State of Illinois Signer

Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2020 3:40 pm

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looks like Screech

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Tad Queasy

Post subject: Re: State of Illinois Signer

Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2020 4:01 pm

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Has this guy been tested for the virus? He looks clammy and sweaty as hell.

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The Man

Post subject: Re: State of Illinois Signer

Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2020 4:06 pm

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Tad Queasy wrote:

Has this guy been tested for the virus? He looks clammy and sweaty as hell.

I would pass out if I had to wave my arms like that. I know it doesn’t look it but he is probably a physical specimen.

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Mulli is Howard Stern in his prime compared to Haugh.

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DAC

Post subject: Re: State of Illinois Signer

Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2020 5:01 pm

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BigW72 wrote:

I mentioned this thread to Mrs. BigW72 and she gave it a chuckle...

When it came on at 3:00, she kindly pointed out the signer's pants are too tight and he's bulging. :lol:

I noticed that too. And I'm not a fan of another man's cock.

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The Man

Post subject: Re: State of Illinois Signer

Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2020 5:07 pm

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I guess I have never noticed before but it seems every state has their own signer. None I have seen comes close to Illinois signer. It is kind of nice that the governor got one thing right with this virus.

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