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Author:  Drake LaRrieta [ Tue May 07, 2019 11:01 am ]
Post subject:  Mail Order Brides

Have you ever met anyone who had a mail order bride?

Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Tue May 07, 2019 11:02 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Mail Order Brides

Drake LaRrieta wrote:
Have you ever met anyone who had a mail order bride?


Finally given up, huh?

Author:  leashyourkids [ Tue May 07, 2019 11:02 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Mail Order Brides

Frank Coztansa
Douchebag
Furious Styles

Author:  Joe Orr Road Rod [ Tue May 07, 2019 11:06 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Mail Order Brides

Yes. A guy I know from the racetrack has had two. The first one was really cute. After a few years here she must have asked herself, "What the fuck am I doing with this loser?"

Author:  good dolphin [ Tue May 07, 2019 11:06 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Mail Order Brides

Image

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue May 07, 2019 11:07 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Mail Order Brides

Belarus
Colombia
Russia

Author:  The 312 [ Tue May 07, 2019 12:12 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Mail Order Brides

Drake LaRrieta wrote:
Have you ever met anyone who had a mail order bride?


I have not met him but Trump qualifies.

I wonder what Melania thinks about while that fat degenerate paws at her? Probably Ewwwww…$$$$$...Ewwwwww…$$$$

Author:  Bagels [ Tue May 07, 2019 12:15 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Mail Order Brides

i bet you can spank them on their bare asses as much as you want

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue May 07, 2019 12:24 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Mail Order Brides

Image
GEORGE: Ok. And Kramer, you're in charge of taping off the loading zone.

KRAMER: Lock and load.

SLIPPERY PETE: You think you can handle that, numb nuts?

KRAMER: All right, all right, come on, now.

SLIPPERY PETE: That was my mail-order bride.

KRAMER: Hey, you weren't home, so I signed for her.

SLIPPERY PETE: It doesn't give you the right to make out with her.

KRAMER: You weren't even married yet.

Author:  Jbi11s [ Tue May 07, 2019 12:35 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Mail Order Brides

I remember I thought a poster here had a mail order bride by the way he described her leaving messes all over their house, and not cleaning anything.

Author:  Douchebag [ Tue May 07, 2019 1:07 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Mail Order Brides

Jbi11s wrote:
I remember I thought a poster here had a mail order bride by the way he described her leaving messes all over their house, and not cleaning anything.

C_Howitt_Cleans

Author:  Furious Styles [ Tue May 07, 2019 1:12 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Mail Order Brides

Do you want to be a polyester bride?

Author:  Telegram Sam [ Tue May 07, 2019 1:16 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Mail Order Brides

Furious Styles wrote:
Do you want to be a polyester bride?


That 3rd Liz Phair album is underrated. There's some good stuff on there. Have you seen here lately? She is super hot. looks better than she did when she was hanging around Rainbo

Author:  beni hanna [ Tue May 07, 2019 2:58 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Mail Order Brides

In early 1990s a mail order bride worked for me from Asian Pacific area. Didn't know it for about 4 months. She was a hard worker and easy to work with. She finally became chatty with her worker friends. Turned out her dude was ex navy and lazy. She was making like 4.30/hr to pay the bills while he sat at home. The worker friends helped her understand she was being taken advantage of I guess. She was mad at that guy and her situation. She stopped coming to work one day. Never did hear what happened.

Author:  hnd [ Tue May 07, 2019 5:32 pm ]
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yes. we had a neighbor down the street that one day had a wife. i found out she was a phillipino mail order bride. she was with him for 2 months and then literally ran away. left him a note and He never found her. at least the 3 more years we lived there. he spent like 3,000 bucks for her and also had to fly over to get her.

We also have one old guy at our church who met a woman through some pen pal program. when he went to see her in like indonesia, she said she couldn't leave for less that $5000. He paid it to some agency and they've been married for like 25 years. They are like a power couple its pretty funny. She's a nurse and pretty awesome.

Author:  SpiralStairs [ Tue May 07, 2019 6:56 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Mail Order Brides

beni hanna wrote:
In early 1990s a mail order bride worked for me from Asian Pacific area. Didn't know it for about 4 months. She was a hard worker and easy to work with. She finally became chatty with her worker friends. Turned out her dude was ex navy and lazy. She was making like 4.30/hr to pay the bills while he sat at home. The worker friends helped her understand she was being taken advantage of I guess. She was mad at that guy and her situation. She stopped coming to work one day. Never did hear what happened.


Her bones are bleaching in a ditch somewhere.

Author:  spmack [ Wed May 08, 2019 6:37 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Mail Order Brides

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Yes. A guy I know from the racetrack has had two. The first one was really cute. After a few years here she must have asked herself, "What the fuck am I doing with this loser?"


Sounds like the plot to every 90 Day Fiancee episode.


Image

Author:  pittmike [ Wed May 08, 2019 7:02 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Mail Order Brides

That "guy" has tits.

Author:  good dolphin [ Wed May 08, 2019 9:07 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Mail Order Brides

I know it seems like a weird coupling situation but that is the way it was done for probably 5-10,000 years of human history. This soul mate stuff is romantic fantasy.

Author:  pittmike [ Wed May 08, 2019 9:14 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Mail Order Brides

good dolphin wrote:
I know it seems like a weird coupling situation but that is the way it was done for probably 5-10,000 years of human history. This soul mate stuff is romantic fantasy.


Right. The percentages can't be as bad as picking up a wife in the Viagra Triangle bars or Rush etc.

Author:  Telegram Sam [ Wed May 08, 2019 9:18 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Mail Order Brides

good dolphin wrote:
I know it seems like a weird coupling situation but that is the way it was done for probably 5-10,000 years of human history. This soul mate stuff is romantic fantasy.


Tell that to goatless Seacrest.

Author:  good dolphin [ Wed May 08, 2019 9:27 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Mail Order Brides

Telegram Sam wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
I know it seems like a weird coupling situation but that is the way it was done for probably 5-10,000 years of human history. This soul mate stuff is romantic fantasy.


Tell that to goatless Seacrest.


I don't discount love but I think you have the ability to fall in love with any number of people. A pre destined one and only is delusional.

Author:  Seacrest [ Wed May 08, 2019 9:28 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Mail Order Brides

Telegram Sam wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
I know it seems like a weird coupling situation but that is the way it was done for probably 5-10,000 years of human history. This soul mate stuff is romantic fantasy.


Tell that to goatless Seacrest.


Happily married for 36 years Seacrest.

Prayers please for my wife today.

She is in surgery at Northwestern currently for a “routine” procedure.

Author:  pittmike [ Wed May 08, 2019 9:30 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Mail Order Brides

Seacrest wrote:
Telegram Sam wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
I know it seems like a weird coupling situation but that is the way it was done for probably 5-10,000 years of human history. This soul mate stuff is romantic fantasy.


Tell that to goatless Seacrest.


Happily married for 36 years Seacrest.

Prayers please for my wife today.

She is in surgery at Northwestern currently for a “routine” procedure.


Sending money. :wink:

Author:  Telegram Sam [ Wed May 08, 2019 9:39 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Mail Order Brides

Seacrest wrote:
Telegram Sam wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
I know it seems like a weird coupling situation but that is the way it was done for probably 5-10,000 years of human history. This soul mate stuff is romantic fantasy.


Tell that to goatless Seacrest.


Happily married for 36 years Seacrest.

Prayers please for my wife today.

She is in surgery at Northwestern currently for a “routine” procedure.


I will.

Author:  Seacrest [ Wed May 08, 2019 10:28 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Mail Order Brides

Telegram Sam wrote:
Seacrest wrote:
Telegram Sam wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
I know it seems like a weird coupling situation but that is the way it was done for probably 5-10,000 years of human history. This soul mate stuff is romantic fantasy.


Tell that to goatless Seacrest.


Happily married for 36 years Seacrest.

Prayers please for my wife today.

She is in surgery at Northwestern currently for a “routine” procedure.


I will.


Much appreciated.

Author:  C_Howitt_Fealz [ Wed May 08, 2019 12:04 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Mail Order Brides

Douchebag wrote:
Jbi11s wrote:
I remember I thought a poster here had a mail order bride by the way he described her leaving messes all over their house, and not cleaning anything.

C_Howitt_Cleans


Don't drag me into this.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Wed May 08, 2019 12:25 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Mail Order Brides

C_Howitt_Pontificates

Author:  rogar6 [ Wed May 08, 2019 4:24 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Mail Order Brides

Jbi11s wrote:
I remember I thought a poster here had a mail order bride by the way he described her leaving messes all over their house, and not cleaning anything.


must have been one of those Russian brides because you don't have that problem with the ones from Latin countries.

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