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Ever crashed thru a gate or railroad crossing guard with your car?
Why did u do it, and how fast were u goin'?

Did u get caught or arrested for it?

In small-town America we like to do shit like this.

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about 8 years ago I smoked through a toll booth gate on the Skyway. Fucking idiot Indiana DOT has gates on the I-Pass lanes for who the fuck knows why.

A couple years ago I crashed through my neighbors gate and ended up killing their 2 small children. I think I just had too much to drink and mistook the gate for my garage. There didn't seem to be any witnesses so I just kept going

One time my band was playing at the Chicago Stadium. Our lead guitarist got electrocuted from his mic because of the standing water on the stage due the ice beneath the floor. So, we're like "Fuck this." and bailed. We crashed through a gate at the top of the ramp to make our getaway.

We ended up buying the gate and firing our manager.

(he was shooting stick, so to speak, at Caller Bobbay's, that new interracial gay nightclub),

Author:	whistler [ Fri May 17, 2019 2:10 am ]
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Ever crashed thru a gate or railroad crossing guard with your car? Why did u do it, and how fast were u goin'? Did u get caught or arrested for it? In small-town America we like to do shit like this.

Author:	Seacrest [ Fri May 17, 2019 6:32 am ]
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whistler wrote: Ever crashed thru a gate or railroad crossing guard with your car? Why did u do it, and how fast were u goin'? Did u get caught or arrested for it? In small-town America we like to do shit like this. I thought that there was a correlation with meth.

Author:	SomeGuy [ Fri May 17, 2019 7:14 am ]
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Author:	tommy [ Fri May 17, 2019 7:24 am ]
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Author:	billypootons [ Fri May 17, 2019 7:36 am ]
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Author:	tommy [ Fri May 17, 2019 7:48 am ]
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billypootons wrote: need a whistler reddit AMA very good idea!

Author:	Kirkwood [ Fri May 17, 2019 8:36 am ]
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about 8 years ago I smoked through a toll booth gate on the Skyway. Fucking idiot Indiana DOT has gates on the I-Pass lanes for who the fuck knows why.

Author:	pittmike [ Fri May 17, 2019 8:40 am ]
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Kirkwood wrote: about 8 years ago I smoked through a toll booth gate on the Skyway. Fucking idiot Indiana DOT has gates on the I-Pass lanes for who the fuck knows why. I forget if there or Ohio but almost did same. Some are so freaking slow to react to EZ Pass.

Author:	FrankDrebin [ Fri May 17, 2019 10:52 am ]
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Investigated one before. Guy went through a heavy, iron two-sided gate; must have been going 50-60mph and was under the influence (alcohol or scrips). Suffered a broken neck among other things.

Author:	whistler [ Sat May 18, 2019 8:47 pm ]
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Kirkwood wrote: about 8 years ago I smoked through a toll booth gate on the Skyway. Fucking idiot Indiana DOT has gates on the I-Pass lanes for who the fuck knows why. nice!

Author:	Bagels [ Mon May 20, 2019 1:09 am ]
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A couple years ago I crashed through my neighbors gate and ended up killing their 2 small children. I think I just had too much to drink and mistook the gate for my garage. There didn't seem to be any witnesses so I just kept going

Author:	SuperNintendoHurling [ Mon May 20, 2019 11:22 pm ]
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One time my band was playing at the Chicago Stadium. Our lead guitarist got electrocuted from his mic because of the standing water on the stage due the ice beneath the floor. So, we're like "Fuck this." and bailed. We crashed through a gate at the top of the ramp to make our getaway. We ended up buying the gate and firing our manager.

Author:	tommy [ Tue May 21, 2019 8:48 am ]
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Bagels wrote: A couple years ago I crashed through my neighbors gate and ended up killing their 2 small children. I think I just had too much to drink and mistook the gate for my garage. There didn't seem to be any witnesses so I just kept going I remember this. I phoned in some fake tips to the CPD and they ended up investigating Tom Wopat, who used to bully us when we were kids. Wopat had an airtight alibi (he was shooting stick, so to speak, at Caller Bobbay's, that new interracial gay nightclub), but the cops found a bunch of illegal stuff at his house and he's in gaol now. How sweet it is . . . Plus, W_Z loves that movie The Gate.

Author:	whistler [ Wed May 22, 2019 12:05 am ]
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Bagels wrote: A couple years ago I crashed through my neighbors gate and ended up killing their 2 small children. I think I just had too much to drink and mistook the gate for my garage. There didn't seem to be any witnesses so I just kept going

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Author:	whistler [ Wed May 22, 2019 12:06 am ]
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tommy wrote: (he was shooting stick, so to speak, at Caller Bobbay's, that new interracial gay nightclub),