Ok, you don't bathe. I don't live there, so it isn't my problem.

You don't use deodorant...See above

Green teeth are a fashion accessory with your Packers jerseys. Have at it.

But can you PLEASE act a little bit civilized and make trucks use the two right lanes.

WTF is the matter with you allowing the assholes to clog up traffic from Kenosha to Green Bay and across to Wausau today.

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Below is the list of redeeming things about Wisconsin

-Green Bay Packers
-Devil’s Lake
-Cheese, I guess, but I think we have that other places

That’s the exhaustive list.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

The right lane north of Milwaukee on 43 is trash.

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Lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be.

You’re either a Wisconsin guy or a Michigan guy. I’m a Wisconsin guy.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

I'm both. My wife loves Northern Michigan and I love Door County. So family vacations to Traverse City and I take fishing trips to Door Co. We're both happy.

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Lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be.

What is your preferred pronoun?

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Ok the UP is different altogether

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

TRUCKS USE TWO RIGHT LANES ONLY

WTF is so hard about that.

And Northern Michigan is prettier than WI.

Lots of flooded farmland in WI today.

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The only time I saw when that was not the law was when too windy or the shoulders were too narrow.

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If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Fishing is acceptable in a terrible state like Wisconsin.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

With construction there is no room for merging. They are trying to prevent people from getting killed.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

So is this a joke about my sexuality because I like Door Co? Fuck off. Door Co offers some of the best smallmouth bass fishing in the Midwest.

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Lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be.

This excuse Dallas flat when you’ve traveled there for decades and it doesn’t change. Two seasons around here and all that.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

It’s a joke relating to Hatchet’s original post you quoted and your response. Relax.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Because you're hoping to fall in and drown rather than be in Wisconsin?

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Me and Beni were fine with all of this too.

Editing for punctuation police...beni and I...

You forgot Brats

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

See the cheese comment.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

They should rethink that strategy.

TBone excluded of course. He's one of the good ones.

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You are having a rough night

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

It's a moot point because if you try to speed in the left lane staties will get you. They got choppers too.

Used to being a misunderstood genius. You seem to understand.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Great place to fish if you hate your children.

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Are there people who like to fish who like children?

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Moreso than you know.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

WI has Road America, the Mecca of the American road racing circuits.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

Oh I know you have your moments

#DirkForLife

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

The entirety of the mitten of Michigan can be pulverized by a giant road grater, and then plowed into Lake Huron for all I care.

The UP is basically Wisconsin. It can stay.

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Not a mult.

This shit happens everywhere. What is worse is when you’re on a four-lane highway (two in each direction), and you have a truck doing 65 in a 70, and then the truck behind him decides to pass it doing 65.08. Meanwhile, they are both holding up all the traffic behind them. Assholes.

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Not a mult.

North of Milwaukee 43 only has 2 lanes in each direction and the right one is completely fucked up once you get to Port Washington. There are only 2 real traffic issues I have noticed since moving up here.

1. The on ramps merge at such a bad angle that you can't even look at the highway until you are up to 70 mph and at the point of no return. It looks like the cars merging are being assholes and just shoehorning themselves in but there isn't a hell of alot they can do.

2. 4 ways stops are difficult for many people. The first car to come to a complete stop at the line gets to go. The second car to come to a complete stop at the line goes next. For some reason this is difficult for many to understand.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!