FT's one-liner better than any of the twitter reply comments.


mostly the twitter X repliers just complain about the parenting on display. none of em noting that the kid learned from somewhere to throw objects when she's upset. dated too many thrower chicks. gotta be like Dubya at the podium ducking shoes when thrower girls go off.

she's not an infant learning motor skills who every time you hand them a ball/toy/crack pipe they toss it across the way and wait for you to retrieve it and repeat until they learn to throw a curve/negotiate trades/operate the carb.


she's a walkin' talkin' shuckin' jivin' rootin' tootin' 5 year-old+- a year either way? almost almost-person; who was mad, mad, mad and expressed her anger mean-muggingly whipping the gender-reveal-balloon popping device into the deck--most likely in a mirror of something she witnesses her butter-fingers mother do whenever mom's mad. and which she'll do 2 decades on when her live-in boyfriend stays out late and shows up smelling like the bottom of a jameson bottle retrieved from the wastebasket of a strip club dressing room.

Maybe you're right. Throwing shit is a family tradition where I live. And that's mild when you have two teenage sons a little over a year apart.

would

At the end, Grandma went on the muscle with her granddaughter

19 year old HS Senior gets paddled by a couple of male school admins, including a former MLB player?

Fucking hott.

Feels like a PR stunt to promote her adult movie-film career.

I don't think you need parental consent when the student's 19 (as she is now), 18 at the time.

Fair Warning: Mom's a bone-eraser. Avoid the youtube video unless you wanna hear the girl tell the story with her mom killing the mood next to her.

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Strikey Daniels:

I'm in blue-jeans and a t-shirt...bent over a desk...hands on the desk

News anchor back at the studio: Hold on, slow down, tell me more about the jeans, tight jeans with the floral design on the back-pocket?












How do you get to be an asst school principal? Put me in coach

Then you're a sick puppy.

Paddling schoolgirls? Thank God, not one of my fantasies.

well you put it like that, jeez, sounds bad. but that chick's over 18 and looks 30

Fine. Go paddle 18 yr old school girls. Apparently I "kink" shame. Choke 'em, piss on 'em, fuck 'em in the ass while you call 'em a whore. It's all wonderful.