Bagels wrote:
sell ginseng
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| Author: | IkeSouth [ Tue Apr 11, 2023 3:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | time off to start a business |
if you really needed time off to get a business going... like say you want a good 2 years... what crime would be best to commit? i would need to make sure its not longer than 2 years in jail, and it needs to be like a martha stewart jail where i can work on a laptop creating new content. I hear they allow monitored internet use now too at some places, which would be helpful. and ideally its not the kind of crime that people would frown upon. maybe tax evasion? i knew a business owner that went to jail for 1 year for that, and he was 80 years old lmao. no idea how much he hid, or what he did to piss them off that bad. |
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| Author: | SuperNintendoHjalmarsson [ Tue Apr 11, 2023 4:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: time off to start a business |
import and sell illegal fireworks |
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| Author: | Caller Bob [ Tue Apr 11, 2023 4:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: time off to start a business |
Kill yourself |
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| Author: | Bagels [ Tue Apr 11, 2023 4:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: time off to start a business |
sell ginseng |
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| Author: | IkeSouth [ Tue Apr 11, 2023 4:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: time off to start a business |
Bagels wrote: sell ginseng i already started a skin care product. its just vaseline with a little caffine and added some baby powder to make it look like not vaseline. shit works amazing but need too add ingredients unless i want to mislabel the product and go to jail for a couple years.......... hmmmm....... |
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| Author: | IkeSouth [ Tue Apr 11, 2023 4:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: time off to start a business |
Caller Bob wrote: Kill yourself cant realize my dream of making clothes for transvestite communities if im dead jim. |
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| Author: | Nas [ Tue Apr 11, 2023 4:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: time off to start a business |
Stop the steal |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Tue Apr 11, 2023 4:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: time off to start a business |
Bagels wrote: sell ginseng
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| Author: | HawaiiYou [ Tue Apr 11, 2023 5:05 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: time off to start a business |
tax fraud probably is what you're looking for here. |
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| Author: | IkeSouth [ Tue Apr 11, 2023 5:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: time off to start a business |
how do you create tax fraud without any business though? pull my retirement accounts and dont pay the penalty? |
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| Author: | SuperNintendoHjalmarsson [ Wed Apr 12, 2023 2:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: time off to start a business |
put some minty stuff in your Vaseline. i think you can then call it a Remedy, which is inherently false and youre on your way to some sort of fraud liability |
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| Author: | IkeSouth [ Wed Apr 12, 2023 3:00 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: time off to start a business |
should i claim it can detect blood diseases after 6 months of continuous use? |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Wed Apr 12, 2023 3:04 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: time off to start a business |
SuperNintendoHjalmarsson wrote: put some minty stuff in your Vaseline. i think you can then call it a Remedy, which is inherently false and youre on your way to some sort of fraud liability If goop has gotten away with their shit without anyone going to jail why would ike go to jail? |
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| Author: | SuperNintendoHjalmarsson [ Wed Apr 12, 2023 5:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: time off to start a business |
Darkside wrote: SuperNintendoHjalmarsson wrote: put some minty stuff in your Vaseline. i think you can then call it a Remedy, which is inherently false and youre on your way to some sort of fraud liability If goop has gotten away with their shit without anyone going to jail why would ike go to jail? any posters with longer tenure than I care to answer this? |
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| Author: | SuperNintendoHjalmarsson [ Wed Apr 12, 2023 5:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: time off to start a business |
IkeSouth wrote: should i claim it can detect blood diseases after 6 months of continuous use? "something, something, Circulation Activator..." |
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| Author: | polster [ Wed Apr 12, 2023 6:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: time off to start a business |
Very weird correlation between going to jail and starting a business? Why not just start a business without going to jail? |
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| Author: | IkeSouth [ Wed Apr 12, 2023 7:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: time off to start a business |
polster wrote: Very weird correlation between going to jail and starting a business? Why not just start a business without going to jail? God you are fuckin lame |
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| Author: | SuperNintendoHjalmarsson [ Thu Apr 13, 2023 8:46 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: time off to start a business |
IkeSouth wrote: polster wrote: Very weird correlation between going to jail and starting a business? Why not just start a business without going to jail? God you are fuckin lame also, under arrest |
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| Author: | Nardi [ Thu Apr 13, 2023 11:47 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: time off to start a business |
polster wrote: Very weird correlation between going to jail and starting a business? Why not just start a business without going to jail? ^WTF is with this guy^ |
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| Author: | HawaiiYou [ Sun Apr 16, 2023 10:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: time off to start a business |
IkeSouth - see my comment here : viewtopic.php?f=168&t=129720&start=120 this may be a good opportunity |
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