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Darkside
 Post subject: Dad Jokes
PostPosted: Mon Apr 24, 2023 7:10 pm 
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You know why mermaids wear seashells? Because they grew out of B shells.

You know why horses don't get divorced? They have stable marriages.

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I was reading a book about anti-gravity. I couldn't put it down.

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I was reading a book about anti-gravity. I couldn't put it down.

:lol:

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What do you get when you cross a gay Eskimo and a black guy?

Jokes work better with a punchline bro.

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Why did the blind man fall down the well?

Because he couldn't see that well.

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Why did the blind man fall down the well?

Because he couldn't see that well.

Hahaha thats good.

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Darkside wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
What do you get when you cross a gay Eskimo and a black guy?

Jokes work better with a punchline bro.


A snowblower that doesn't work!
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Caller Bob wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
What do you get when you cross a gay Eskimo and a black guy?

Jokes work better with a punchline bro.


A snowblower that doesn't work!

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Have you ever smelled mothballs?

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Darkside wrote:
Thomas-Sox-WorldSeries wrote:
Why did the blind man fall down the well?

Because he couldn't see that well.

Hahaha thats good.


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Caller Bob wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
What do you get when you cross a gay Eskimo and a black guy?

Jokes work better with a punchline bro.


A snowblower that doesn't work!


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Did you hear the ruler factory isn't making 12" rulers any longer?

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Last week had a guy doing a zoom webinar on a very boring topic, so he spiced it up by doing a dad joke between every topic. It worked
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so Darkside is HawaiiYou . blockbuster.
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I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes, he even laughs.

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Caller Bob wrote:
What do you get when you cross a gay Eskimo and a black guy?


Caller Bob

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 Post subject: Re: Dad Jokes
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Caller Bob is a dad.

That's the joke.

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Caller Bob is a dad.

That's the joke.


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Q: You hear about those 2 guys that got busted trying to steal a calendar?
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A dad meets his daughter’s boyfriend for the first time. The two mofos shake hands. The bf says, “I’m Jim. Nice to meet you.”

The dad says, “Jim, why is your bitch-ass so nervous?” And Jim’s like, “Dude, I’m not.”

Then dad replied, “Then why are you shaking?”

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Q:When does a joke become a dad joke?

A:When it's apparent
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Franks dad jokes have me a little bit concerned.

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Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:
Franks dad jokes have me a little bit concerned.
What did the mermaid use to wash her fins?



Tide.

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