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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Tue Jul 25, 2023 10:28 am ] |
| Post subject: | People Who Should Be Allowed To Start Threads |
I was inspired by the "People Who Should Not Be Allowed...." thread. So, I'm going to tell a story and I will bet it doesn't get to page 2 without getting political. So, I attended the 4th of July in the late-'90s in Mayor Daley's pavilion for the orchestra and fireworks. My boss at that time had ties to Daley that would later be recounted in various Tribune articles in an unflattering manner. I met Steve Schill on live TV on Fox and pissed him off by making a joke that flustered him. I said I would be interviewed for his spot and he gave me a rolled up Declaration of Independence on live TV. I asked if it was the original. He didn't know how to respond. I said I'll take it either way. He walked away clearly pissed. |
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| Author: | Nardi [ Tue Jul 25, 2023 11:29 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: People Who Should Be Allowed To Start Threads |
I'm flustered that the joke wasn't told in the post. |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Tue Jul 25, 2023 11:33 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: People Who Should Be Allowed To Start Threads |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Tue Jul 25, 2023 11:53 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: People Who Should Be Allowed To Start Threads |
I went to visit my gout guy today. Everything is going great since he put me on meds. I decided to celebrate by walking the ghost town of north michigan avenue. I walked past the Levi's store and it just so happens that I am in need of jeans, so I stopped in. I bought myself a pair of non blue jeans for the first time in my life. They are a dark grey in athletic trim cut. So if you see a guy walking without a hobble in sexy new jeans, come up and say hi. |
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| Author: | W_Z [ Tue Jul 25, 2023 12:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: People Who Should Be Allowed To Start Threads |
I should be allowed to think. |
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| Author: | Hawg Ass [ Tue Jul 25, 2023 1:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: People Who Should Be Allowed To Start Threads |
Can we get HY back? |
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| Author: | Bagels [ Tue Jul 25, 2023 1:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: People Who Should Be Allowed To Start Threads |
Hawg Ass wrote: Can we get HY back? his periodic posting run is almost over whistler will be back soon then moonpies a few months after that. Like changing of the seasons. |
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| Author: | Hawg Ass [ Tue Jul 25, 2023 1:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: People Who Should Be Allowed To Start Threads |
Bagels wrote: Hawg Ass wrote: Can we get HY back? his periodic posting run is almost over whistler will be back soon then moonpies a few months after that. Like changing of the seasons. That's a bleak future. |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Tue Jul 25, 2023 1:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: People Who Should Be Allowed To Start Threads |
Hawg Ass wrote: Bagels wrote: Hawg Ass wrote: Can we get HY back? his periodic posting run is almost over whistler will be back soon then moonpies a few months after that. Like changing of the seasons. That's a bleak future. You can't be bleak in Spring |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Tue Jul 25, 2023 1:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: People Who Should Be Allowed To Start Threads |
Hawg Ass wrote: Bagels wrote: Hawg Ass wrote: Can we get HY back? his periodic posting run is almost over whistler will be back soon then moonpies a few months after that. Like changing of the seasons. That's a bleak future. |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Tue Jul 25, 2023 1:24 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: People Who Should Be Allowed To Start Threads |
good dolphin wrote: I am in need of jeans, so I stopped in. I bought myself a pair of non blue jeans for the first time in my life. They are a dark grey in athletic trim cut. So if you see a guy walking without a hobble in sexy new jeans, come up and say hi. You've never had non-blue jeans? Not even some circa-1988 grey acid wash crap? |
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| Author: | BigW72 [ Tue Jul 25, 2023 1:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: People Who Should Be Allowed To Start Threads |
Frank Coztansa wrote: Hawg Ass wrote: Bagels wrote: Hawg Ass wrote: Can we get HY back? his periodic posting run is almost over whistler will be back soon then moonpies a few months after that. Like changing of the seasons. That's a bleak future.  So true, Frank.
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| Author: | Bagels [ Tue Jul 25, 2023 1:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: People Who Should Be Allowed To Start Threads |
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: You've never had non-blue jeans? i've never had plain white turkey. |
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| Author: | Drunk Squirrel [ Tue Jul 25, 2023 6:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: People Who Should Be Allowed To Start Threads |
W_Z wrote: I should be allowed to think. hopefully to glue your poster too. |
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| Author: | Spaulding [ Tue Jul 25, 2023 8:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: People Who Should Be Allowed To Start Threads |
good dolphin wrote: I went to visit my gout guy today. Everything is going great since he put me on meds. I decided to celebrate by walking the ghost town of north michigan avenue. I walked past the Levi's store and it just so happens that I am in need of jeans, so I stopped in. I bought myself a pair of non blue jeans for the first time in my life. They are a dark grey in athletic trim cut. So if you see a guy walking without a hobble in sexy new jeans, come up and say hi. Athletic cut for your athletic build? |
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| Author: | Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Tue Jul 25, 2023 10:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: People Who Should Be Allowed To Start Threads |
Spaulding wrote: good dolphin wrote: I went to visit my gout guy today. Everything is going great since he put me on meds. I decided to celebrate by walking the ghost town of north michigan avenue. I walked past the Levi's store and it just so happens that I am in need of jeans, so I stopped in. I bought myself a pair of non blue jeans for the first time in my life. They are a dark grey in athletic trim cut. So if you see a guy walking without a hobble in sexy new jeans, come up and say hi. Athletic cut for your athletic build? Wait wasn't Good Dolphin one of the morbidly obese guys from the bowling event? |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Wed Jul 26, 2023 8:42 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: People Who Should Be Allowed To Start Threads |
Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote: Spaulding wrote: good dolphin wrote: I went to visit my gout guy today. Everything is going great since he put me on meds. I decided to celebrate by walking the ghost town of north michigan avenue. I walked past the Levi's store and it just so happens that I am in need of jeans, so I stopped in. I bought myself a pair of non blue jeans for the first time in my life. They are a dark grey in athletic trim cut. So if you see a guy walking without a hobble in sexy new jeans, come up and say hi. Athletic cut for your athletic build? Wait wasn't Good Dolphin one of the morbidly obese guys from the bowling event? too athletic of an event for me |
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| Author: | Spaulding [ Thu Jul 27, 2023 3:42 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: People Who Should Be Allowed To Start Threads |
I don't like the tight pants trend for men. Most end up looking top heavy or give the world moose knuckle. |
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| Author: | denisdman [ Thu Jul 27, 2023 4:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: People Who Should Be Allowed To Start Threads |
Spaulding wrote: I don't like the tight pants trend for men. Most end up looking top heavy or give the world moose knuckle. good dolphin is more bottle neck than moose knuckle though they’re not mutually exclusive appearances. |
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| Author: | Brick [ Thu Jul 27, 2023 7:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: People Who Should Be Allowed To Start Threads |
This thread makes so little sense it seems like SpiralStairs made it. |
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| Author: | Tall Midget [ Fri Jul 28, 2023 6:47 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: People Who Should Be Allowed To Start Threads |
Brick wrote: This thread makes so little sense it seems like SpiralStairs made it. All you need to know is that Noisedoctor steadfastly believes that his thread-starting privileges should be retained. Now that's funny!
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Fri Jul 28, 2023 7:50 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: People Who Should Be Allowed To Start Threads |
Spaulding wrote: I don't like the tight pants trend for men. Most end up looking top heavy or give the world moose knuckle. It looks like a division sign https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMRCi6AymWE |
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| Author: | Spaulding [ Fri Jul 28, 2023 5:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: People Who Should Be Allowed To Start Threads |
It was my understanding that there would be no math. |
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| Author: | Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Sat Jul 29, 2023 7:02 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: People Who Should Be Allowed To Start Threads |
good dolphin wrote: Spaulding wrote: I don't like the tight pants trend for men. Most end up looking top heavy or give the world moose knuckle. It looks like a division sign https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMRCi6AymWE They pay extra for that in some countries |
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| Author: | Ron Wolfley [ Sat Jul 29, 2023 8:00 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: People Who Should Be Allowed To Start Threads |
good dolphin wrote: Spaulding wrote: I don't like the tight pants trend for men. Most end up looking top heavy or give the world moose knuckle. It looks like a division sign https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMRCi6AymWE that has to be a deleted scene. I don't remember them shopping at the mall. Tight pants look good if you're skinny. Things are proportionate.
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