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Crystal Lake Hoffy

Post subject: Today's FCC Test at 1:20

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2023 8:00 am

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If you haven't heard by now, the FCC and FEMA are planning to test the nationwide emergency alert system at 1:20 PM. This will be a 5G pulse that activates the graphene inside all people who have been vaccinated in the past 3 years, triggering the Marburg Virus. It's highly recommended that you wrap yourself in tinfoil starting at 1:00 PM today and remain wrapped through tomorrow at 10:15 when the pulse has officially dissipated. If you fail to follow these directions, you will be turned into a zombie.

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: Today's FCC Test at 1:20

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2023 8:22 am

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This is exactly how you would start a 24 hr purge

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Today's FCC Test at 1:20

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2023 8:32 am

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IkeSouth wrote:

This is exactly how you would start a 24 hr purge

I would be happy with a 24 poster purge, and you are number 17 on that list. HY leads the band of buffoons.

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: Today's FCC Test at 1:20

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2023 9:11 am

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denisdman wrote:

IkeSouth wrote:

This is exactly how you would start a 24 hr purge

I would be happy with a 24 poster purge, and you are number 17 on that list. HY leads the band of buffoons.

Look at the board "Libertarian" pine for censorship!

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Crystal Lake Hoffy

Post subject: Re: Today's FCC Test at 1:20

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2023 10:46 am

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denisdman wrote:

IkeSouth wrote:

This is exactly how you would start a 24 hr purge

I would be happy with a 24 poster purge, and you are number 17 on that list. HY leads the band of buffoons.

What's the list? Name names!

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Today's FCC Test at 1:20

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2023 11:00 am

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I don't think this place has 24 posters.

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Crystal Lake Hoffy

Post subject: Re: Today's FCC Test at 1:20

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2023 11:03 am

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Nas wrote:

I don't think this place has 24 posters.

Name names!

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: Today's FCC Test at 1:20

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2023 11:06 am

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I agree it's weird to hate anyone here. There's 6 of us.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Today's FCC Test at 1:20

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2023 11:08 am

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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

Nas wrote:

I don't think this place has 24 posters.

Name names!

I'm afraid

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Phil Leotardo

Post subject: Re: Today's FCC Test at 1:20

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2023 11:15 am

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Nas wrote:

I don't think this place has 24 posters.

You are correct. There are MANY mults.

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Today's FCC Test at 1:20

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2023 11:17 am

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Phil Leotardo wrote:

Nas wrote:

I don't think this place has 24 posters.

You are correct. There are MANY mults.

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Crystal Lake Hoffy

Post subject: Re: Today's FCC Test at 1:20

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2023 11:20 am

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Nas wrote:

Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

Nas wrote:

I don't think this place has 24 posters.

Name names!

I'm afraid

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: Today's FCC Test at 1:20

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2023 1:07 pm

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Just a test. Has nothing to do with Russian national tests for the past two days. https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/20 ... story.html

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Nardi

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Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2023 1:11 pm

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Ike reads Jeff Bezos' Blog?

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Crystal Lake Hoffy

Post subject: Re: Today's FCC Test at 1:20

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2023 1:19 pm

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Fuckers did it two minutes early!

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: Today's FCC Test at 1:20

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2023 1:20 pm

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It's free

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Juiced

Post subject: Re: Today's FCC Test at 1:20

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2023 1:23 pm

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I feel like eating raw meat all of a sudden and not in a gay way.

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Juiced

Post subject: Re: Today's FCC Test at 1:20

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2023 1:25 pm

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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

Fuckers did it two minutes early!

Wanted to catch the tin hat people off guard. Probably half didn't have it on yet because it takes them a minute or two to figure out how to form tinfoil into a hat.

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This Ends in Antioch

Post subject: Re: Today's FCC Test at 1:20

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2023 1:30 pm

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Very annoying in an office full of people.

What was the point of this thing?

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Hate to tell ya this "Amigo", but that is sort of the essence of how life works.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Today's FCC Test at 1:20

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2023 1:37 pm

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Weird, I had the urge to storm the Capitol about 20 minutes ago, and then it just went away.

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Chet Coppock's Fur Coat

Post subject: Re: Today's FCC Test at 1:20

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2023 1:41 pm

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Extremely uneventful. Sounded just like the random Amber Alerts and Flash Flood warnings I get every few weeks.

I'd like to know how much some defense contractor got paid to coordinate this little event.

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: Today's FCC Test at 1:20

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2023 1:41 pm

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This Ends in Antioch wrote:

Very annoying in an office full of people.

What was the point of this thing?

Russia has been doing nationwide nuclear drills on Mon and Tues.

For us, this was just a test. No coincidence of course. Don't worry about it.

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Chet Coppock's Fur Coat

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Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2023 1:44 pm

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IkeSouth wrote:

This Ends in Antioch wrote:

Very annoying in an office full of people.

What was the point of this thing?

Russia has been doing nationwide nuclear drills on Mon and Tues.

For us, this was just a test. No coincidence of course. Don't worry about it.

It'll help global warming if most of us die in a nuclear attack. We will be eating less cows that way.

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Juice's Lecture Notes

Post subject: Re: Today's FCC Test at 1:20

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2023 4:44 pm

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I got both kinds: English and Español!

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: Today's FCC Test at 1:20

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2023 5:34 pm

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as long as were not saving the swahili's im good with it

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Franky T

Post subject: Re: Today's FCC Test at 1:20

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2023 8:37 pm

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Nas wrote:

Weird, I had the urge to storm the Capitol about 20 minutes ago, and then it just went away.

I had a seizure and now I am feeling woke all of a sudden.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Today's FCC Test at 1:20

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2023 9:07 pm

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Franky T wrote:

Nas wrote:

Weird, I had the urge to storm the Capitol about 20 minutes ago, and then it just went away.

I had a seizure and now I am feeling woke all of a sudden.

Do you have the urge to give looters your home?

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