Our own JORR was seen "cavorting with the enemy" last week at the IHSA State Semifinals . . . we were not able to get the good-looking South Sider's name, but he was relatively thin and wore a Mount Carmel quarter-zip . . .
Who was that dashing figure at the Farmer's Ball? None other than Drunk Squirrel, who wowed 'em in a tux made of organic fibers. Unlike his brethren who displayed plenty of white rural rage, the Inebriated Rodent was in good spirits and was even a good tipper, natch . . . meanwhile, over at the Morton Arboretum, KDdidit was seen hugging trees all night . . .
Birthdays: Darkside, 46 . . . Nas, ageless.
