what. the. fuck. are. these. im going to wear tight spandex for halloween party on saturday, so i try these things on first and yeah, i need support. so i went out and bought boxer briefs and holy fucking hell, people actually wear these every day? do you go with your junk up or pushed down? i feel like im in diapers. i better win this fucking costume contest

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Around your neck I hope.

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I wear regular boxers with unusual themes.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I rarely wear underwear but when I do its something completely outrageous.

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well its the only time of the year that its acceptable for me to go out in public with them....

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

Boxer briefs are the only sane choice to wear. Briefs make you look like an old man and boxers dont give any support.

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+1

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Support?

Your nuts are supported by a series of anatomical items.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I need my nuts and dick to be enveloped in a nice cocoon of cotton. I dont want to be flopping around and worrying about my dick snaking thru the front hole of the boxers. Fuck that noise.

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Hank is wise, at least in this particular instance.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

Free ballin'

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Yeah I wear regular boxers also.

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2018
#ExtendLafleur

Anyone in my age range should recall the fashion trend of girls on campus wearing men's boxers as shorts. With the hole sewn shut in most cases.

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Which hole?

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

My boys need a house!

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Do your boxers have more than one?

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You are the least observant Spectroscopist/NMR Lab Scientist from the University of Pittsburgh Medical School Department of Structural Biology I've ever known.

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https://twitter.com/DrKenCast

Sometimes focus in one area makes one oblivious in many others.

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Boxer briefs is the best look and are preferred by both of the males in my house.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

the whole point is to get your junk as large as possible. let it hang and jack off or fuck as much as possible. it wont get bigger by stuffing it like a turduckin

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