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jimmypasta

Post subject: What would you do with 20 women?

Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2014 2:21 pm

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Leonardo DiCaprio, noted community organizer, successfully gathered up a group of nearly two dozen women to depart a Miami nightclub to an unknown but certainly superior location. The witness reported:

"He left with 20 girls. Leo and 20 girls. He is my hero. He was overflowing with models everywhere. The Jonas brother looked scared, like he was going to drown and suffocate in the women. His face was hilarious."

Reportedly, he frequently adjusted his topknot (man-bun) and scratched his beard as part of his congregation-building strategy. It was exceedingly effective, for he left not a single woman behind in the VIP area. It was an impressive display of a life-calling — thoroughly, meticulously fulfilled.

NY DAILY NEWS

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Brick

Post subject: Re: What would you do with 20 women?

Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2014 2:25 pm

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Invite them to play Clash Of Clans.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: What would you do with 20 women?

Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2014 2:25 pm

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Invite them to play Clash Of Clans.

Gash of clans.

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: What would you do with 20 women?

Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2014 2:27 pm

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or the new game,Clits-a-poppin.

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lipidquadcab

Post subject: Re: What would you do with 20 women?

Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2014 2:41 pm

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Lock them in a room with Aaron Sorkin and force them to write a screenplay.

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Ed_from_Lisle

Post subject: Re: What would you do with 20 women?

Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2014 3:02 pm

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Disappoint each and every one of them...

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: What would you do with 20 women?

Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2014 3:14 pm

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Ed_from_Lisle wrote:

Disappoint each and every one of them...

embarrass each and every one of them to the point where they turn gay :twisted:

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: What would you do with 20 women?

Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2014 3:44 pm

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babysit my kids so I could go to a horror movie by myself

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spmack

Post subject: Re: What would you do with 20 women?

Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2014 4:16 pm

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Give each one 5 pumps each. I'm sure I got 100 pumps in me.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: What would you do with 20 women?

Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2014 4:24 pm

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spmack wrote:

Teach them to crochet.

Good Dolphin wrote:

Commiserate on the difficulties on being a woahman.

Beardown wrote:

Chain them to a radiator.

Elmhurst Steve wrote:

One word. Twenty Horses.

Baby McNown wrote:

What the fuck to you mean? What would YOU do with 20 women? Get a mirror, asshole. YES OR NO? Just answer my question and I'll answer yours, fuckstain.

Doug wrote:

Two words, BACKING VOCALS!

FavreFan wrote:

Sign them up to Clash of Clans.

Leash wrote:

Get me to let them use their computers so I can log in

Darkside wrote:

Target practice.

Lipid wrote:

Halo Party.

Spaulding wrote:

Get them to help me find an electric outlet.

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spmack

Post subject: Re: What would you do with 20 women?

Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2014 4:33 pm

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and

@ Elmhurst Steve.

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bigfan

Post subject: Re: What would you do with 20 women?

Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2014 4:39 pm

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I assume each of those ladies was a paid attendee or there as a model just trying to be seen, but I just hope none of those 20 ever make a public cry about being respected for anything as they all just got herded like sheep going to slaughter.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: What would you do with 20 women?

Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2014 5:12 pm

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I won't bore you with the details but does anyone have 10 cups I can borrow?

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Ed_from_Lisle

Post subject: Re: What would you do with 20 women?

Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2014 5:21 pm

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good dolphin wrote:

I won't bore you with the details but does anyone have 10 cups I can borrow?

Nice work on the math, too.

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: What would you do with 20 women?

Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2014 5:28 pm

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Ed_from_Lisle wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

I won't bore you with the details but does anyone have 10 cups I can borrow?

Nice work on the math, too.

i bet he used 'common core' math

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