"I NEED MY PHONE!"

god there are some dumbass bitches out there

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

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-"God is great. Beer is good. And People are crazy!"

"I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT WEED"

Some dipshit dudes out there as well.

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-- source

I can't live without great beer, football, Star Wars and a hot Star Wars babe......true.

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-"God is great. Beer is good. And People are crazy!"

on average women have to be more intelligent, since they are not thinking about pussy most of the time. although maybe they are thinking about chocolate chip cookies most of the time.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

"I LOVE SUCKING MY MOTHERS DICK"

Some nasty fucked up dudes out there as well

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

ON average, I might agree with you as there are some women who do work very hard, are very intelligent and I would probably enjoy their company, I just happen to not encounter them over the past few months and today especially!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

and most women are masters of deception.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

Thats called indecisiveness.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

ok so this dumb bitch trades me her phone and we have to go to the att store to 'check they are valid phones'

fine. i be like 'ok thats cool'.

so we get there and shes like 'oh, i need them to transfer my 1400GB of stupid shit off my phone onto your phone before you can leave with my phone

ugh. i be like 'well i want to do the trade so whatever'

2 hours later everything finally finishes and i be like 'see ya'

a day later she is bitching she wants an s4. so much bitching that i be like 'fine whatever, ill get you an s4, just back up your stuff during the next few days while we wait for the s4 to be delivered'

a few days later she be like "I REALLY NEED MY S4" even though it wasnt hers yet. I be like 'im sure you do'

so we finally get back to the att store and she be like "i need them to transfer everything over again" and i be like "are you fucking kidding me you dumbass"

thats my story

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

"TRADE" Phones often ?

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

This story is so insipid I actually believe it happened as reported.

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ok so this dumb bitch trades std's with me and we have to go to the free clinic to 'check for aids'

fine. i be like 'ok its good to be safe'

so we get there and shes like 'oh, i need them to do a pregnancy test too. if im pregnant i need $1400 to pay my car loan off'

ugh. i be like 'well if you are knocked up it aint mine'

2 hours later all the test results come back and i be like 'see? duh'

after days of crying she be like 'I REALLY NEED SOMEONE TO PAY FOR MY AIDS BABY' even though she wasnt through the first timester yet and she would likely kill the baby anyway


so we finally get back to the point where she needed a car loan she be like 'my next car WILL be a mercedes!' and i be like 'lose my number dumb bitch'

thats my story

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George