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Author:  jimmypasta [ Fri Dec 12, 2014 9:21 am ]
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http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/s ... -1.2041435

His feud with his ex turned into a fatal attraction.

A TV actor who once shared a fight scene with Chuck Norris and played a Russian gangster on “Sons of Anarchy” skinned, cooked and ate his ex-girlfriend’s pet bunny — and then threatened to do the same to her, police said.

Professional bad guy Dimitri Diatchenko was charged Tuesday in Los Angeles with felony counts of animal cruelty and making criminal threats.

Author:  bigfan [ Fri Dec 12, 2014 9:23 am ]
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Had Rabbit once, not as tasty as the foodies rave about it

Author:  Don Tiny [ Fri Dec 12, 2014 9:27 am ]
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jimmypasta wrote:
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/sons-anarchy-actor-cooks-eats-pet-rabbit-cops-article-1.2041435

His feud with his ex turned into a fatal attraction.

A TV actor who once shared a fight scene with Chuck Norris and played a Russian gangster on “Sons of Anarchy” skinned, cooked and ate his ex-girlfriend’s pet bunny — and then threatened to do the same to her, police said.


Now that would be in bad taste.

Author:  jimmypasta [ Fri Dec 12, 2014 9:29 am ]
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Don Tiny wrote:
jimmypasta wrote:
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/sons-anarchy-actor-cooks-eats-pet-rabbit-cops-article-1.2041435

His feud with his ex turned into a fatal attraction.

A TV actor who once shared a fight scene with Chuck Norris and played a Russian gangster on “Sons of Anarchy” skinned, cooked and ate his ex-girlfriend’s pet bunny — and then threatened to do the same to her, police said.


Now that would be in bad taste.


Especially if he continued to the main course.

Author:  bigfan [ Fri Dec 12, 2014 9:37 am ]
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He should have invited her to dinner as an apology, classic move if he gets away with it

Author:  T-Bone [ Fri Dec 12, 2014 9:42 am ]
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Had a buddy in college that crashed at our place all the time. One weekend we were all sitting around
drinking beer and sitting outside. He ended up shooting a rabbit across the street with a BB gun. He
went over and got it, skinned and gutted it on the patio and then cooked it in the kitchen. I didn't
try any but it was a pretty unexpected set of circumstances to watch when you are under the influence.

Author:  bigfan [ Fri Dec 12, 2014 9:58 am ]
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T-Bone wrote:
Had a buddy in college that crashed at our place all the time. One weekend we were all sitting around
drinking beer and sitting outside. He ended up shooting a rabbit across the street with a BB gun. He
went over and got it, skinned and gutted it on the patio and then cooked it in the kitchen. I didn't
try any but it was a pretty unexpected set of circumstances to watch when you are under the influence.


Very close to my scenario. Had a psycho guy in our frat who went into the dessert to shoot some rabbits. came back with 5 and cooked them outside on a spit.

Author:  Hatchetman [ Fri Dec 12, 2014 10:07 am ]
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living in wisconsin, wild turkey gets stuck in neighbor's fence. he breaks its neck and has us over for dinner. good breast meat! turkey wasn't bad either.

Author:  Douchebag [ Fri Dec 12, 2014 10:14 am ]
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mzg7Ybv2Pmo

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Fri Dec 12, 2014 10:19 am ]
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Was it a Wild Hare?

Author:  Bagels [ Fri Dec 12, 2014 10:22 am ]
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bigfan wrote:
Had Rabbit once, not as tasty as the foodies rave about it


tastes like chicken

Author:  good dolphin [ Fri Dec 12, 2014 12:31 pm ]
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I was invited to dine at the house of a friend's distant relatives while I was in Rome. They lived in a small town near Florence named Lucca. They served rabbit. I thought it was excellent but with far too many bones. I have never eaten it again

Author:  RFDC [ Fri Dec 12, 2014 12:33 pm ]
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shouldn't girlfriend problems end with something in her throat?

Author:  Chus [ Fri Dec 12, 2014 12:34 pm ]
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RFDC wrote:
shouldn't girlfriend problems end with something in her throat?


That doesn't sound like a problem.

Author:  Joe Orr Road Rod [ Fri Dec 12, 2014 12:38 pm ]
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good dolphin wrote:
I was invited to dine at the house of a friend's distant relatives while I was in Rome. They lived in a small town near Florence named Lucca. They served rabbit. I thought it was excellent but with far too many bones. I have never eaten it again



Yeah. My wife bought a live rabbit from the Zabiah Halal live poultry place on Devon and Western (once in awhile you'll see a chicken that got loose walking down the alley over there). She insisted on watching the guy kill it. I guess she figured if you're going to eat it you should at least have the nerve to watch it die.

Anyway, she made a tasty dish out of it, but like you say, there were a lot of small bones. And even worse, I was unfamilar with the physical structure so that made cutting it up more difficult.

Author:  spmack [ Fri Dec 12, 2014 12:39 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Was it a Wild Hare?

Never would have made it that far. Would have been killed before it had a chance to grow.

Author:  Hatchetman [ Fri Dec 12, 2014 12:43 pm ]
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the back legs are pretty meaty. you get screwed if you get part of the saddle.

Author:  KDdidit [ Fri Dec 12, 2014 12:55 pm ]
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Image

Author:  RFDC [ Fri Dec 12, 2014 12:57 pm ]
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Chus wrote:
RFDC wrote:
shouldn't girlfriend problems end with something in her throat?


That doesn't sound like a problem.

Exactly.

Solves a lot of problems.

Author:  Godfella [ Fri Dec 12, 2014 5:41 pm ]
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It was served with fava beans and a nice chianti.
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Author:  Spaulding [ Sat Dec 13, 2014 1:50 am ]
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I had a pet rabbit. His name was Love Bunny Buckets, we called him Buckets or Boo. He was potty trained and a great pet. He looked like this Image

And was the sweetest animal in the world. I don't think I could eat one.

Author:  Hussra [ Sat Dec 13, 2014 5:45 am ]
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"Pets or Meat?" scenes from Michael Moore's Roger & Me.

First clip doesn't end well for the fluffy bunny with floppy ears:

http://youtu.be/d3gvHWf7ldY
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The 2nd clip doesn't show any bunnies being harmed and features a not that fat Michael Moore inserting himself into a no doubt staged/coached scene--chick never looks at the camera and immediately asks "Pets or Meat?"...as tho coached ahead of time.

http://youtu.be/NMHOqfQauk8
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And bunny rabbits were both a cause of and the first victims of the French Revolution.

Author:  jimmypasta [ Sat Dec 13, 2014 7:42 am ]
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My first dog was a Corgi-mix that unlike a Corgi could run like the wind. She lived 19.5 years and killed about 12 bunnies in that time. She would chase and catch,then snap their necks.

She kind of looked like a fox,a beautiful dog that was very tame other than the bunny thing.

Author:  Darkside [ Sat Dec 13, 2014 7:03 pm ]
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I got a shit ton of rabbits in my back yard. Fuckers are everywhere. I guess I don't mind Em too much but I think they're what happened to my wife's roses.

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