When you have been made aware someone got you holiday gift and you got them nothing. Not a client either.

So now I need to go buy them some crap too! "Oh yeah, I got you something too!"

Facebook should jump on this!

XMAS DOLLARS EXCHANGE PROGRAM! SMALL MEDIUM LARGE but make up some names like Starbucks did so a Medium sounds bigger...GRANDE!

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Yeah, I really don't enjoy this time of year like I once did. I stopped giving gifts to my brother
and his wife about 10 years ago. It got to the point where we might as well should have just
sent a $50 bill to one another. I am down to giving gifts to 5 people.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

Just tell the person you are Jewish.

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That looks like it was just gift cards. How about this idea!

"MERRY CHANUKAH, BIG FAN BOUGHT YOU 10 SPINS ON THE BIG WHEEL"

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Very classy

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

See I dont ban all the assholes

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

See I dont ban all the assholes

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

$91

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You seem to have an issue with having to buy this person a xmas gift. This would be a way of not having to do it. Yes, I was making a joke, but this would probably be an easy way out of not having to buy a gift.

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Oh it was an attempt at a joke?

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Let me suggest you dont use your unique brand of humor in real life to anyone.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

douchebag converted to judiasm for the jokes.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Those aren't buoys.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

I have not been in this situation for a long time. My list of gift recipients is very small in my old age...thank God.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

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Staple at every Golf Course locker room in America.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Barber shop too

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Give them an Ice Bucket Challenge.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

also acceptable:

I hate this time of year. I buy presents for most of the kids in my family and my God kids (knowing that it's very unlikely my kids will get a present) and I'll still have someone complaining that I bought some other kid a better gift.

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Nas: Blago, who has single handedly destroyed CFMB?

Blago: https://youtube.com/shorts/Lftdxd-YXt8?feature=share

"You can’t love your country only when you win." -President Biden

"I don’t care about you; I just want your vote.”
Trump '24

Dropped another $300 on crap today.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

That's a lot of Metamucil.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I know exactly how you feel.

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Nas: Blago, who has single handedly destroyed CFMB?

Blago: https://youtube.com/shorts/Lftdxd-YXt8?feature=share

"You can’t love your country only when you win." -President Biden

"I don’t care about you; I just want your vote.”
Trump '24