OK, so what happens then? go to the bathroom and rub one out or wait until you get home?

Trae Young will be a bust. Book It!

I hate strip clubs, total scam and waste of time. Full of pathetic dudes who actually think they have a shot with the talent.

That said, I was in Vegas in 97 and we went to a strip club...

OK, so what happens then? go to the bathroom and rub one out or wait until you get home?

When I drove to work at a factory in Franklin Park during my summers in high school and college I'd always drive by Heavenly Bodies.

Looked pretty shady.

The crisis consists precisely in the fact that the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum a great variety of morbid symptoms appear.

Some do have a shot with the talent. Someone I grew up with married one and many others pay to play. Many are just college students looking to make some money.

I rarely troll.

Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

So who here has banged a stripper?

Did you go to a hotel or motel to do the deed?

Was there lots of cocaine and despair involved?

Paint a picture for the CSFMB.

This will probably reflect poorly on me, but Tall Midget has never been to a strip club.

So who here has banged a stripper?

I rarely troll.

I've been to the ones in Sauget. JB's and Gallery in DeSoto are both better.

The last time I was in PT's my partner and I were hammered. He didn't care about the girls at all. He was just excited that he could smoke in there. Maybe it was Hollywood where you can smoke.

You ever been to Sauget (Saw-zhay), spmack? They have an OTB in the gas station.

Last time I was in Vegas I went to a place called the Spearmint Rhino. It truly sucked. There was a huge cover and it was $27 for two beers. The worst part was they assigned a broad to hound the living shit out of you when you walked in the door.

Look, I know what we're here for and I understand you're trying to make a buck, but I hate that aggressive shit. Let me get my bearings. I'll buy a "dance".

That's why I like JB's in DeSoto. There's no hard sell. The girls dance. They come to your table and ask if you want to tip them. You give 'em a buck or two and it's all good. If you see one you really like you can go in the backroom and waste $20 for her to sit on your lap.

The last time I was down in Sauget I came home and noticed I had Cashmere's spray tan all over my cargo shorts. I told my wife what it was and she laughed.

So who here has banged a stripper?

Is Little Darlings still open? That was the best strip club in Vegas years ago.

WTF is a Man of your ilk doing wearing cargo shorts to a strip club? With or without a sportcoat?

I've been to the ones in Sauget. JB's and Gallery in DeSoto are both better.

The last time I was in PT's my partner and I were hammered. He didn't care about the girls at all. He was just excited that he could smoke in there. Maybe it was Hollywood where you can smoke.

You ever been to Sauget (Saw-zhay), spmack? They have an OTB in the gas station.

So who here has banged a stripper? Did you go to a hotel or motel to do the deed? Was there lots of cocaine and despair involved? Paint a picture for the CSFMB.

This will probably reflect poorly on me, but Tall Midget has never been to a strip club.

I always liked the Can Can Room back on Industrial Road.




It's hotter than hell in Sauget during August. I think we were coming from a minor league baseball game.

One is on Joe Orr Road....you would think a guy like oyou has been there

So who here has banged a stripper? Did you go to a hotel or motel to do the deed? Was there lots of cocaine and despair involved? Paint a picture for the CSFMB.

This will probably reflect poorly on me, but Tall Midget has never been to a strip club.