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 Post subject: Ted Cruz 2016
PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2015 8:01 am 
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I'm running for President and I hope to earn your support!


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 Post subject: Re: Ted Cruz 2016
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This guy will crash and burn quickly.

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 Post subject: Re: Ted Cruz 2016
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He's Canadian. Disqualify his ass.


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 Post subject: Re: Ted Cruz 2016
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He's Canadian. Disqualify his ass.

He should just say he's from Hawaii.

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 Post subject: Re: Ted Cruz 2016
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Darkside wrote:
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He's Canadian. Disqualify his ass.

He should just say he's from Hawaii.


He should just say he has a transvaginal mesh


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 Post subject: Re: Ted Cruz 2016
PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2015 9:11 am 
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The GOP clown car should be even more entertaining this time around.

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 Post subject: Re: Ted Cruz 2016
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No thank you. His biggest accomplishment is a filibuster that cost the economy hundreds of millions of dollars. Has shown zero ability to put together any meaningful legistlation and is clearly motivated by the lime light.

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 Post subject: Re: Ted Cruz 2016
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 Post subject: Re: Ted Cruz 2016
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His speech is being shown on CNBC right now. Lots of American Exceptionalism talk


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 Post subject: Re: Ted Cruz 2016
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His speech is being shown on CNBC right now. Lots of American Exceptionalism talk


He's going to need the "Fuck yeah, Murica!" crowd to get through the primaries.

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 Post subject: Re: Ted Cruz 2016
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His campaign is going to be more cliche riddled than Obama as he has done less during his Congressional tenure.

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 Post subject: Re: Ted Cruz 2016
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His campaign is going to be more cliche riddled than Obama as he has done less during his Congressional tenure.


He said that net neutrality was Obamacare for the internet. I wonder how much money Comcast gave him to say that.

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 Post subject: Re: Ted Cruz 2016
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Wow.

I guess this isn't a joke.


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 Post subject: Re: Ted Cruz 2016
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Astute fund raisers know the best way to raise money is to half heartedly run for a position you know you cannot attain.

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 Post subject: Re: Ted Cruz 2016
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I think Walker/Cruz 2016 is what he's getting at.

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 Post subject: Re: Ted Cruz 2016
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I think Walker/Cruz 2016 is what he's getting at.


I'd think that if the Rs have any sense, Susanna Martinez (N. Mex.) has the VP spot locked up.

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 Post subject: Re: Ted Cruz 2016
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Susanna Martinez (N. Mex.)

Not too bad for a 55 year old politician.

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 Post subject: Re: Ted Cruz 2016
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Are the Sox still paying his contract?

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 Post subject: Re: Ted Cruz 2016
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
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Susanna Martinez (N. Mex.)

Not too bad for a 55 year old politician.

She looks like Big Chief from One Flew Over The Cukoos Nest.

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 Post subject: Re: Ted Cruz 2016
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Are the Sox still paying his contract?


No Chicago team had even sniffed the playoffs since 1959, the Chairman's over the top exuberance can be excused.

Oh, and 2005. :)

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 Post subject: Re: Ted Cruz 2016
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Douchebag wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
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Susanna Martinez (N. Mex.)

Not too bad for a 55 year old politician.

She looks like Big Chief from One Flew Over The Cukoos Nest.


i don't see that she has any kind of shape whatsoever, looks like a block


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 Post subject: Re: Ted Cruz 2016
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yes too bad. :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Ted Cruz 2016
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I think Walker/Cruz 2016 is what he's getting at.

Make it Pablo/Cruise and I'm on board.

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 Post subject: Re: Ted Cruz 2016
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
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Susanna Martinez (N. Mex.)

Not too bad for a 55 year old politician.

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She's blowing up.

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 Post subject: Re: Ted Cruz 2016
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 Post subject: Re: Ted Cruz 2016
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DannyB wrote:
I think Walker/Cruz 2016 is what he's getting at.


I'd think that if the Rs have any sense, Susanna Martinez (N. Mex.) has the VP spot locked up.


Don't know much about her but she does appear to be sufficiently "weak on policy" to appeal to the GOP base.

http://www.motherjones.com/politics/201 ... exico-2016

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 Post subject: Re: Ted Cruz 2016
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PRESIDENT ELIZABETH WARREN.

Get used to it.

Hillary's gonna bail and throw her money/machine/support to Warren.

Republicans won't win another national Presidential race until 2028--at the earliest. They get their asses kicked on the IT/Data front.

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Message and media operated on one track. The other track focused on identifying, registering, mobilizing and ultimately turning out Obama voters. At the Chicago headquarters, these efforts were guided by Messina and Jen O’Malley Dillon, the deputy campaign manager, along with a sizable team of political organizers and tech-savvy newcomers.

“There’s always been two campaigns since the Internet was invented, the campaign online and the campaign on the doors. What I wanted was, I didn’t care where you organized, what time you organized, how you organized, as long as I could track it, I can measure it, and I can encourage you to do more of it.”

Jim Messina, President Obama’s 2012 campaign manager

The first steps toward building the reelection operation around a single target — maximizing turnout to reach 270 electoral votes — were taken in the months after Obama’s 2008 victory. Campaign staffers compiled a series of after-action reports. “We did a very detailed postmortem where we looked at all kinds of numbers, looking at the general stuff like the number of door knocks we made, phone calls we made, number of voters that we registered,” said Mitch Stewart, who would direct the campaign’s 2012 effort in battleground states. “But then we broke it down by field organizer, we broke it down then by volunteer. We looked at the best way or the best examples in states of what their volunteer organization looked like.”

The project produced a three-ring binder that contained nearly 500 pages and was filled with recommendations on how to strengthen what was already considered a state-of-the-art field operation. Another early step was the decision to massively expand the investment in technology, digital, cable, new media and particularly analytics.



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 Post subject: Re: Ted Cruz 2016
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Don't know much about her but she does appear to be sufficiently "weak on policy" to appeal to the GOP base.

http://www.motherjones.com/politics/201 ... exico-2016


read through some of that. she sounds like a typical republican psychopath. :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Ted Cruz 2016
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Hillary would be 69 years old at time of election. She's too fucking old to be President.

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 Post subject: Re: Ted Cruz 2016
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Outstanding.

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