IMU wrote:
I have never trolled. Ever!
Don't worry life/god has trolled you pretty good so it all balances out!
* rimshot *
so we're all in agreement that i'm clearly the biggest/bestest troll still left on the board, right? nas was obviously the correct answer to this ? 6 months ago cuz that dude put in WORK when it came to getting ppl here worked up into a tizzy. It came natural to him whereas, sat, brick has to put in mad effort to ensure that you fully engage him.
Think rocky 4 training montage (except nas disproved the song in that there was indeed an easy way out) and nas is rocky (au naturale) and brick is drago (the best trolling that money/science could buy/create)
As for my preposterous claim (akin to how I could have destroyed everyone @ eating mcnuggets) just think about how i'm a completely worthless dumbass piece of shit not even worth your dole; ostensibly i'm so worthless and meaningless and "a shit stain on the drawers of life" (- aceyalone) and so automatically invalidated before I can pump out any drivel.....
Yet so many of y'all have decided to have a go at me over the years and the results amuse so many people here (one way or another, and remember that generally speaking I dig minorities) that it HAS to be me. I have literally taken the nothingness that mellifluously perambulates* through every ounce of my corporeal form and turned it into SOMETHING that irks don't tiny (autocorrect is even cracking jokes @ his expense) and his good upstanding people SOOOOOOO much that people don't only go out of their way to "address the sini problem" (sorry OP) but i've also spawned a mult and a recent thread with a vague possibly-personal/IRL threat to my well being.
And all this is from somebody soooooo ostensibly worthless that nobody ever read/s my posts and that FUCK YOU I'M OUT final telloff was amusingly 3+ replies ago from.you.
So I think for obviously because ******
imfilledup17(whoppers-deep wrote:
(I am) really dumb.
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and yet despite my laundry list of problems (I gave you cuz I am the golden standard of hating me), the fact I can hearken cam'ron on o'reilly references wholesale while flinging some shit at you AND at the same time have the best poster on the board (CH) remember some old one-off oneliner I had about park ridge steph, man, there is no comparison when you get down to "bang for the buck" riiight?
You know how daekside proudly boasts that he's never read nearly all of my posts so he has no idea what he's talking about? Well in ~6 years of posting here you can't help but encounter no less than 10-15k darkside posts and despite that i'm hard pressed to think of anything he ever actually said because seriously, the guy isn't memorable in the slightest! even tho he's always reminding you that his peers have voted him into the HOF and "EVERYBODY LOVES DARKSIDE!" you evidently love him in the way that you technically love air or water because not only is the guy ubiquitous and semantically requisite for the existence of the CSFMB, if air is gaseous nothing and water is liquid nothing then darkside is CSFMB nothing cuz holy shit ~40k posts here? Does the dude have a job or any other function that isn't posting instantly-forgettable drivel on the CSFMB?
at least I have an an excuse. What does he got other then way more time than me and all of your friendships? Is there a word like friendarmada or friendfleet? One or two ships does an injustice to the guy so I think we should invent new words/terms to address this previously-unfathomable level of uber-popularity . Hell I almost really like the guy by the end of this post now....
Brick can you set up another popularity contest for him to almost/win? I carve tombstones for a living and we get paid by the word so all we need are another ~5 arbitrary popularity contests for him to almost/win so I can make bank filling out his headstone with the kind of life-validating stuff usually reserved for board signatures.
And to think that all this craptitude comes from a guy fated to live under a bridge like the troll that *whip sound*0137 confirmed I am. Also, i would like my trophy presented to me by spmack wearing a die hard 3 style sign that says "I HATE WIGGERS" --- thank you and drive through.
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