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PostPosted: Wed Jan 31, 2018 10:11 am 
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The tendons in a couple of my fingers seem to be tightening/shortening, forcing my hand into a permanent "claw".


Obviously get that checked out. My mom had something that started like that at they found it was scleroderma, which sucks.


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That sucks. What are they doing to reverse that?


This is happening as a result of my tendons being severed in the chainsaw massacre. Hopefully it can be addressed with more physical therapy. Otherwise I'll probably need another operation.

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Tall Midget wrote:
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The tendons in a couple of my fingers seem to be tightening/shortening, forcing my hand into a permanent "claw".


Obviously get that checked out. My mom had something that started like that at they found it was scleroderma, which sucks.


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That sucks. What are they doing to reverse that?


This is happening as a result of my tendons being severed in the chainsaw massacre. Hopefully it can be addressed with more physical therapy. Otherwise I'll probably need another operation.


I was thinking about this whilst feeling my own arm curl up due to a couple of blasts of cold wind last night. If I had the $$$, I'd love to go back to work with my occupational therapists for a couple of weeks of working on the nerves which are my culprit.

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Wtf (beyond the obvious) is with the news calling 47th and Hermitage the south side when a crime occurs, but the fucking southwest side if it's a remotely positive story.

Imo anything west of Racine is southwest

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i got something here... a wonderful person tossed me a few bucks via facebook pay, but you have to have a debit card for it. i tossed all of my remaining cash on hand into one of those walgreens-issue debit visa cards and when i put in the prefix it says NOPE... so now all my cash on hand is gone and then since i had to put $20 on it to buy it i'm gonna be down $8 + "convenience charges" when i use this damn thing, and of course it's not wonderful cash... and oh yeah in appx 24mins the money i'm eligible to get is finna expire. seriously FUCK YOU DEBIT CARD BULLSHIT ADKFJADSLHFGLASDFGHSALFHGFSLD;HGASLDIHGOYCFNAOV8EYVNOMGXADOfrgie

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My wife is currently in the process of planning a family party on Masters Sunday.

No, I dont want to go now!

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My wife is currently in the process of planning a family party on Masters Sunday.

No, I dont want to go now!


Is it at the house? Or a house?

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The tendons in a couple of my fingers seem to be tightening/shortening, forcing my hand into a permanent "claw".


You must be related to the Von Erichs

Baron von Midget

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My wife is currently in the process of planning a family party on Masters Sunday.

No, I dont want to go now!


Frank does not have hand.

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He's gonna need it.

:lol:

That sucks frank.

Maybe you can hide in the bathroom and watch a feed on your phone

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My wife is currently in the process of planning a family party on Masters Sunday.

No, I dont want to go now!


Is it at the house? Or a house?

Must be the local VFW. With no Tv's or electricity.

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Haven’t had hot water since Tuesday night.


That sucks. Where are you showering? When I was out for a couple days I showered at the gym and took one cold shower which was awful.

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It takes my toaster 15 minutes to make toast.

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It takes my toaster 15 minutes to make toast.


You have a lite brite toaster?

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It takes my toaster 15 minutes to make toast.


Get a new toaster

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My wife is currently in the process of planning a family party on Masters Sunday.

No, I dont want to go now!


Is it at the house? Or a house?

Must be the local VFW. With no Tv's or electricity.

That VFW has a small TV sitting on a dryer available.

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Hey Ghiradelli- do you really have to put the 70 calories in LARGE PRINT on the back of your strawberry bark squares? I was going to eat 3 or 4 of you. Now you can stay in the bowl, bitch!

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Wtf (beyond the obvious) is with the news calling 47th and Hermitage the south side when a crime occurs, but the fucking southwest side if it's a remotely positive story.

Imo anything west of Racine is southwest


Southwest side is Stevenson to 87th, Western to the Suburbs.

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Wtf (beyond the obvious) is with the news calling 47th and Hermitage the south side when a crime occurs, but the fucking southwest side if it's a remotely positive story.

Imo anything west of Racine is southwest


Southwest side is Stevenson to 87th, Western to the Suburbs.

Yeah, that's a designation that gets political...


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I've been under the weather since Thursday and it took me 2 hours to shovel the snow today. I’m sure that will help.

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Spent 5 hours moving snow yesterday for myself and neighbors to either side of me. Now I am coughing up yellow stuff and have an itchy
throat. Also was able to use my 15 foot snow rake and took a foot of snow off my roof and my neighbors. No one should ever need to own
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Chus wrote:
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My wife is currently in the process of planning a family party on Masters Sunday.

No, I dont want to go now!
Frank does not have hand.
The hand is fine. I've made it perfectly clear that I will be on my couch in front of my TV no later than 1pm on Sunday.

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It must suck to be married to a dope that bitches about scheduing a party due to a golf event. Put it on the fucking tv. Poor woman.


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It sucks much, much harder to be you.

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Maybe, but at least I'm not pitching a fit like a baby for scheduling a party during The Masters.


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 10:36 am 
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There is no maybe about it.

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We're trying to replace him.

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