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PostPosted: Sun Jul 23, 2017 8:37 pm 
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My 14 year-old is now officially taller than I am.

I had the family medal for about 30 years. Kids....

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
My 14 year-old is now officially taller than I am.

I had the family medal for about 30 years. Kids....



Doesn't help that you're probably getting shorter as well.

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Chris_in_joliet wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
My 14 year-old is now officially taller than I am.

I had the family medal for about 30 years. Kids....



Doesn't help that you're probably getting shorter as well.


Shut up, you.

You are correct.

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Theoretically I could stop the conversation I'm more or less 'forced' to overhear by going out to the car and getting my ballbat, so I'm technically not 'forced' to, but whatever.

I'm currently 'forced' to listen to a yammering, pointless conversation which included the admonition that if someone is really dedicated enough to doing so, a person can defeat cancer through sheer mind and willpower.

And I'm the one that's indigent.

Incidentally, the person that said that is wearing a sport coat.

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Don Tiny wrote:
Theoretically I could stop the conversation I'm more or less 'forced' to overhear by going out to the car and getting my ballbat, but I'm currently 'forced' to listen to a yammering pointless conversation which included the admonition that if someone is really dedicated enough to doing so, a person can defeat cancer through sheer mind and willpower.

And I'm the one that's nearly indigent.

Incidentally, the person that said that is wearing a sport coat.



Lance Armstrong did it. All you need is a yellow rubber bracelet.

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I'm currently 'forced' to listen to a yammering, pointless conversation which included the admonition that if someone is really dedicated enough to doing so, a person can defeat cancer through sheer mind and willpower.


that's fucking idiotic.

you need prayer, too.

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Don Tiny wrote:

I'm currently 'forced' to listen to a yammering, pointless conversation which included the admonition that if someone is really dedicated enough to doing so, a person can defeat cancer through sheer mind and willpower.


that's fucking idiotic.

you need prayer, too.


LOL- best thing I've read all day.

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I bought an outboard motor for $150 on CL and now the goddamn thing doesn't work.

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I bought an outboard motor for $150 on CL and now the goddamn thing doesn't work.


Dude, if you offered him $20 he would have taken it.

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If that fucking rabbit eats any more of my tomatoes I'm going to kill it! Tomatoes from the garden or rabbit stew- your choice bunny rabbit!

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I got this spam email

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I replied that I am dead.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Don Tiny wrote:
Theoretically I could stop the conversation I'm more or less 'forced' to overhear by going out to the car and getting my ballbat, but I'm currently 'forced' to listen to a yammering pointless conversation which included the admonition that if someone is really dedicated enough to doing so, a person can defeat cancer through sheer mind and willpower.

And I'm the one that's nearly indigent.

Incidentally, the person that said that is wearing a sport coat.



Lance Armstrong did it. All you need is a yellow rubber bracelet.

Depends on where he wore it.

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I bought an outboard motor for $150 on CL and now the goddamn thing doesn't work.


its cuz its a 150 dollar outboard


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I bought an outboard motor for $150 on CL and now the goddamn thing doesn't work.


its cuz its a 150 dollar outboard


I guess this was not apparent to the buyer.

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i sell IT security equipment to schools. i sold our solution to a district in OK thats rather large about 2 months ago. well finally on tuesday they decided to set it up. only to let us know that they were handing out chromebooks to students that evening at backpack night and everything needed to work.

well it didn't and they spent the entire tuesday evening complaining via email about it. well it turns out they have 2 people working on this project and its apparent 1 wanted our product and 1 very much didn't. the one that didn't is already complaining to the superintendent that "i told you so". so i come into the office on wedn and deal with it. turns out she didn't configure anything correctly or the way she was instructed (refused to get on the phone with us because she was soooo busy) and our guy fixed it in seconds once we were given access to the box (they hadn't done that either)

this is a fairly normal occurance. especially right now when guys have bought the product months ago and have to implement it asap because "KIDS ARE BACK TOMORROW!!!"


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I miss Spanky, (the poster, not the thing)... I don't care about the Chris In Joliet/Spanky feud, I want that dude to return to posting

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Dropped oldest daughter off at college today. Was not really ready for how hard that was. Life marches on

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Dropped oldest daughter off at college today. Was not really ready for how hard that was. Life marches on


Been there done that a couple times. Mixed results for me. Best wishes.

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Dropped oldest daughter off at college today. Was not really ready for how hard that was. Life marches on


Been there done that a couple times. Mixed results for me. Best wishes.


I am not looking forward to that.


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Me either again. #2 goes back for second year in a couple weeks. Nothing was ever the same for #1 after taking her back for second year. #2 is on dean's list. #1 is gone...

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Dropped oldest daughter off at college today. Was not really ready for how hard that was. Life marches on


Been there done that a couple times. Mixed results for me. Best wishes.


I am not looking forward to that.



Had that feeling as my eldest graduated junior high this past spring. Hit like a ton of bricks. The feeling passed but a lot of firsts coming up in next few years.


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RFDC wrote:
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Clown or barber?

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Dropped oldest daughter off at college today. Was not really ready for how hard that was. Life marches on

Clown or barber?

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I pay for $110 a month for Direct TV. Don't send me a fucking email giving me a "Complimentary" Movie Guide. I am paying for it.

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Humira is pronounced Hu-mer-a... that's not a way you can pronounce an i.

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Internet just went down in our office about 15minutes ago. Annoying, but not a big deal. I call IT.

Me; Yeah this is Frank in Chicago, we are down
IT Guy; Of course you are. We know
Me; Oh, ok. Well when will we be back up?
IT; 16 minutes. Maybe 20. We have to install a new firewall
Me; Oh. Ok. This has to be done now?
IT; Yes. We took you off line. Didn't you get the email we sent?
Me; No.
IT; Oh, well I sent it about 10 minutes ago
Me; I've been down for 15! Let me ask you this. How am I supposed to receive an email if our entire computer system here is down?
IT; ........Oh. Um....we'll get you back up as soon as we can.


Fucking christ. Can't anybody pick up phone and call people anymore?

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Internet just went down in our office about 15minutes ago. Annoying, but not a big deal. I call IT.

Me; Yeah this is Frank in Chicago, we are down
IT Guy; Of course you are. We know
Me; Oh, ok. Well when will we be back up?
IT; 16 minutes. Maybe 20. We have to install a new firewall
Me; Oh. Ok. This has to be done now?
IT; Yes. We took you off line. Didn't you get the email we sent?
Me; No.
IT; Oh, well I sent it about 10 minutes ago
Me; I've been down for 15! Let me ask you this. How am I supposed to receive an email if our entire computer system here is down?
IT; ........Oh. Um....we'll get you back up as soon as we can.

Be honest,you tried to email first but got a error then called

Fucking christ. Can't anybody pick up phone and call people anymore?

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Internet just went down in our office about 15minutes ago. Annoying, but not a big deal. I call IT.

Me; Yeah this is Frank in Chicago, we are down
IT Guy; Of course you are. We know
Me; Oh, ok. Well when will we be back up?
IT; 16 minutes. Maybe 20. We have to install a new firewall
Me; Oh. Ok. This has to be done now?
IT; Yes. We took you off line. Didn't you get the email we sent?
Me; No.
IT; Oh, well I sent it about 10 minutes ago
Me; I've been down for 15! Let me ask you this. How am I supposed to receive an email if our entire computer system here is down?
IT; ........Oh. Um....we'll get you back up as soon as we can.


Fucking christ. Can't anybody pick up phone and call people anymore?


They immediately decided to install a new firewall?

That's usually a thing you schedule in advance. At least more than 15 minutes notice.

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That's why I was pissed. If we have to be down briefly, thats fine. But give me a little bit of warning.

I did finally get the email. It was sent at 12:07pm. And it was sent to FrankZ@ not FrankC@.

idiots.

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