I brush them every time I use them, and I let the heat burn the funk off the grates after the food is done cooking. His grill always looks brand new.

My wife SUCKS at making popcorn and coffee. She just hits that damn "Popcorn" button on the microwave and walks away. Inevitably, the popcorn has a few semi-burned kernels and most of it is dried out. I have told her- 2:10 and wait for the frequency of popping to just about end. It is better to have a couple more uncooked kernels with the rest of the popcorn being perfect than burned kernels and overcooked popcorn.

Why is it so hard to make coffee without getting grounds in the coffee? It happens to me maybe one time out of 100. It happens with my wife probably 10% of the time. Yesterday, she had grounds in the pot, ground on the outside of the plastic filter holder, and grounds on the inside of where the filter holder sits in the coffee maker. I literally had to bring the coffee maker to the sink to wash out the grounds from the top of the coffee maker. I asked her if she just puts a filter in and blindly dumps heapings off coffee into the top without making sure where it goes. She had no response.

Oh yeah, and she had a headache last night and went to bed early. She told me this when I was on my second Manhattan.

7:33 AM.

Neighbor's yard guys have the zero turn mower and Stihl gas leaf blower at full bore. Then proceed to yell at each other to talk. Fucksticks

Enuff Z'nuff are playing Brauerhouse.

Why can't Hazardous Youth?

Buy a Kuerig you cheap bastard.

I want to grab a drink after work but no one will have one with me. I get it.

Send a limo out to the boonies and I'll hang with ya.

I'll just come out there. Do you mind if I sleep over?

Oh, so you're looking for that final push into talking yourself into hanging yourself then?

(how often do you see 'yourself' repeated three words apart anyway?)

I think my sunny disposition would change you rather than the opposite. We'd be dancing a jig on the bar by 10 pm

I think my sunny disposition would change you rather than the opposite. We'd be dancing a jig on the bar by 10 pm

I want to grab a drink after work but no one will have one with me. I get it.

don't appropriate Hibernian culture

I'll have a little Irish in me this weekend

I'll have a little Irish in me this weekend

Amateur nights.

My wife SUCKS at making popcorn and coffee. She just hits that damn "Popcorn" button on the microwave and walks away. Inevitably, the popcorn has a few semi-burned kernels and most of it is dried out. I have told her- 2:10 and wait for the frequency of popping to just about end. It is better to have a couple more uncooked kernels with the rest of the popcorn being perfect than burned kernels and overcooked popcorn.

Why is it so hard to make coffee without getting grounds in the coffee? It happens to me maybe one time out of 100. It happens with my wife probably 10% of the time. Yesterday, she had grounds in the pot, ground on the outside of the plastic filter holder, and grounds on the inside of where the filter holder sits in the coffee maker. I literally had to bring the coffee maker to the sink to wash out the grounds from the top of the coffee maker. I asked her if she just puts a filter in and blindly dumps heapings off coffee into the top without making sure where it goes. She had no response.

Oh yeah, and she had a headache last night and went to bed early. She told me this when I was on my second Manhattan.

I hear ya. 4th of July is when i’m at my old man yells clouds worst. I fucking hate fireworks.

Okay this is the end of me and Mozilla/firefox. New update is total B.S. Slow as shit. Messed up bookmarks and they layout to where it is no longer convenient to use going to be switching to Chrome or any of you guys have a better pick?