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TurdFerguson
 Post subject: Oceans vagina
PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2016 7:24 am 
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Next up on the feminist remake, Oceans 8. Make them stop. Please.

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Bow down before the insanely stacked cast of the all-female ‘Ocean’s 8’ reboot

When this morning brought word that the financially troubled Ghostbusters reboot probably won’t get a sequel—this, in a world where Son of the Mask, Dumb and Dumberer (which I saw in theaters, do not @ me), and not one, not two, but three Alvin and the Chipmunks sequels are real movies that exist—we were sorely disappointed. But praise the goddess, for she answered our prayers, delivering news so good we’re still not 100% sure it isn’t an elaborate, industry-wide prank.

Ocean’s Eight, the upcoming all-female Ocean’s 11 spinoff (because women earn 8/11 = 72 cents on the dollar, wake up, sheeple), has a cast. And that cast is unbelievable. In addition to previously signed-on stars Sandra Bullock and Cate Blanchett, Deadline reports that Warner Bros. is “close” to making things official with Anne Hathaway (!), Helena Bonham Carter (!), Mindy Kaling (!!), rapper-turned-Neighbors 2 star Awkwafina (!!!!!), and Rihanna (!!!!!!!!!!!!!*).
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 Post subject: Re: Oceans vagina
PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2016 7:49 am 
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TurdFerguson wrote:
Next up on the feminist remake, Oceans 8. Make them stop. Please.

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Bow down before the insanely stacked cast of the all-female ‘Ocean’s 8’ reboot

When this morning brought word that the financially troubled Ghostbusters reboot probably won’t get a sequel—this, in a world where Son of the Mask, Dumb and Dumberer (which I saw in theaters, do not @ me), and not one, not two, but three Alvin and the Chipmunks sequels are real movies that exist—we were sorely disappointed. But praise the goddess, for she answered our prayers, delivering news so good we’re still not 100% sure it isn’t an elaborate, industry-wide prank.

Ocean’s Eight, the upcoming all-female Ocean’s 11 spinoff (because women earn 8/11 = 72 cents on the dollar, wake up, sheeple), has a cast. And that cast is unbelievable. In addition to previously signed-on stars Sandra Bullock and Cate Blanchett, Deadline reports that Warner Bros. is “close” to making things official with Anne Hathaway (!), Helena Bonham Carter (!), Mindy Kaling (!!), rapper-turned-Neighbors 2 star Awkwafina (!!!!!), and Rihanna (!!!!!!!!!!!!!*).



This all started with Bridesmaids. It was ok, not great but watchable.
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 Post subject: Re: Oceans vagina
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I hear Cagney & Lacy,the old TV show might try it with 2 female leads.

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I hear Cagney & Lacy,the old TV show might try it with 2 female leads.


:lol: :lol:
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You now they are going to stuff some fat pig into this as well. Melissa McCarthy, Leslie Jones...

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I hear Cagney & Lacy,the old TV show might try it with 2 female leads.

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If this one bombs it proves that men are better actors.

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
If this one bombs it proves that men are better actors.


The Oceans movies starred Clooney, Pitt and Damon, three of the most marketable A list actors on the planet. The earlier one's starred timeless guys like Sinatra.

Casting of the female version is providing largely unrecognizable stars to the general public.

Part of the allure of the Oceans movies is cool guys in cool locations. The female version seems to be going after the laughs with awkward women being thrown into cool locations.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2016 10:08 am 
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Awkwafina (!!!!!), and Rihanna (!!!!!!!!!!!!!*)


ok so evidently not only is there a female rapper (call it a hunch) whose name is a stylish phonetic misspelling of bottled water, but she's worthy of four exclamation points? and then rihanna acting in a hollywood movie is worthy of 13 exclamation points? wow. you figure you'd leave a couple 1's towards the end of rihanna's 13 exclamation points to really drive the emphasis home, eh?

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good dolphin wrote:
The female version seems to be going after the laughs with awkward women


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that wasn't from the back.... it was from the front!


comedy is truly "going places" in 2016/+, eh?

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sinicalypse wrote:
that article in the OP wrote:
Awkwafina (!!!!!), and Rihanna (!!!!!!!!!!!!!*)


ok so evidently not only is there a female rapper (call it a hunch) whose name is a stylish phonetic misspelling of bottled water, but she's worthy of four exclamation points? and then rihanna acting in a hollywood movie is worthy of 13 exclamation points? wow. you figure you'd leave a couple 1's towards the end of rihanna's 13 exclamation points to really drive the emphasis home, eh?


Rihanna will play the role of the Chinese acrobat and not have to speak

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Cashman wrote:
TurdFerguson wrote:
Next up on the feminist remake, Oceans 8. Make them stop. Please.

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Bow down before the insanely stacked cast of the all-female ‘Ocean’s 8’ reboot

When this morning brought word that the financially troubled Ghostbusters reboot probably won’t get a sequel—this, in a world where Son of the Mask, Dumb and Dumberer (which I saw in theaters, do not @ me), and not one, not two, but three Alvin and the Chipmunks sequels are real movies that exist—we were sorely disappointed. But praise the goddess, for she answered our prayers, delivering news so good we’re still not 100% sure it isn’t an elaborate, industry-wide prank.

Ocean’s Eight, the upcoming all-female Ocean’s 11 spinoff (because women earn 8/11 = 72 cents on the dollar, wake up, sheeple), has a cast. And that cast is unbelievable. In addition to previously signed-on stars Sandra Bullock and Cate Blanchett, Deadline reports that Warner Bros. is “close” to making things official with Anne Hathaway (!), Helena Bonham Carter (!), Mindy Kaling (!!), rapper-turned-Neighbors 2 star Awkwafina (!!!!!), and Rihanna (!!!!!!!!!!!!!*).



This all started with Bridesmaids. It was ok, not great but watchable.


One of the most overrated things to come across the cinema in a long time. Paul F.a.g. is a hack.

And fuck this movie. It will bomb too, all the SJW tropes will be out in force. Lame.

Why can't they get some chick actors and put them in an original setting with an original script?
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TurdFerguson wrote:
Next up on the feminist remake, Oceans 8. Make them stop. Please.

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Bow down before the insanely stacked cast of the all-female ‘Ocean’s 8’ reboot


Come on, Sandra Bullock is not insanely stacked.

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