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Ogie Oglethorpe

Post subject: Home Alone

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2021 12:02 pm

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Looks like this will be a disappointing reboot

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Jaw Breaker

Post subject: Re: Home Alone

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2021 12:08 pm

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Holy Christ that looks bad.

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badrogue17

Post subject: Re: Home Alone

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2021 12:12 pm

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Hey , do you know how DeMaurice Smith babysits his kids ???

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Home Alone

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2021 12:12 pm

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Are you okay?

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Home Alone

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2021 12:15 pm

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Even for a reboot, that seems to be a high amount of reuse of the original material.

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veganfan21

Post subject: Re: Home Alone

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2021 12:19 pm

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I will not see this but I must say: how's the premise even possible in 2021? If you have enough income to fly internationally, hold down a house, etc, then you have enough to buy your kid a smartphone or use Nest cameras to communicate with others remotely, etc.

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Home Alone

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2021 12:20 pm

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veganfan21 wrote:

EMP disabled all electronic devices

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billypootons

Post subject: Re: Home Alone

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2021 12:22 pm

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yikes

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Jaw Breaker

Post subject: Re: Home Alone

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2021 12:26 pm

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SpiralStairs wrote:

veganfan21 wrote:

EMP disabled all electronic devices

Speaking of EMP, I found it humorous in the latest Bond movie (spoiler!) that the EMP built into his watch was able to destroy a guy's bionic eye at close range, while having no effect on the electronic earpiece Bond was wearing.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Home Alone

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2021 12:26 pm

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veganfan21 wrote:

You see how annoying that kid was? This was on purpose.

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: Home Alone

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2021 12:33 pm

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It's on Disney+, low budget shit they roll out for streaming. Like Hallmark.

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BigW72

Post subject: Re: Home Alone

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2021 12:48 pm

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Hated the original.
This looks even worse.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Home Alone

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2021 1:04 pm

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BigW72 wrote:

Hated the original.
This looks even worse.

This

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Home Alone

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2021 2:50 pm

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I despise that fuckface comedian playing the father. The most punchable face in entertainment

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FrankDrebin

Post subject: Re: Home Alone

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2021 2:53 pm

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Is Jen Psaki one of the burglars? Make sense

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hnd

Post subject: Re: Home Alone

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2021 3:14 pm

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SpiralStairs wrote:

veganfan21 wrote:

EMP disabled all electronic devices

i belly laughed at this for roughly 23 seconds......mostly because this looks so awful, i could see such a premise existing

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hnd

Post subject: Re: Home Alone

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2021 3:18 pm

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good dolphin wrote:

I despise that fuckface comedian playing the father. The most punchable face in entertainment

We saw him at Zanies at Pheasant run like half a dozen years ago, maybe longer. It was funny but I got a Brian Regan vibe from him. As In , the first time you see this, its pretty funny but that "THE YELLOW ONE IS THE SUN!" type of dopey humor only lasts so long.

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: Home Alone

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2021 3:24 pm

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John Heard (dead)

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Home Alone

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2021 3:26 pm

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Caller Bob wrote:

John Heard (dead)

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Home Alone

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2021 3:29 pm

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John not Heard from anymore.

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: Home Alone

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2021 3:35 pm

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CHICAGO - Asked retaurant host:
"God did you hear about John Heard"?
Host: No"
Me: "Died. He killed himself"
Thought he would cry.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Home Alone

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2021 4:02 pm

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That looks positively brutal.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Home Alone

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2021 4:06 pm

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Darkside wrote:

That looks positively brutal.

I think I saw that this was the 6th film in the Home Alone series. I didn't know there were 3, 4, or 5...I'm assuming straight to video/DVD type releases. Now this is a straight to streaming release..I mean...yeah, nothing good comes of this.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Home Alone

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2021 4:10 pm

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

Darkside wrote:

That looks positively brutal.

I take comfort in knowing Michael Jackson isn't gonna be jerking off to this movie.

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WaitingforRuffcorn

Post subject: Re: Home Alone

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2021 4:32 pm

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The original is trash. It's a live action cartoon.

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: Home Alone

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2021 7:26 pm

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casting pete holmes as the dad makes this look like "kid farm: the movie".

the little kid reminds me of piggy from "lord of the flies". he would've been better served in a remake of that.

i guess they're not going to stop trying to make home alone happen since this is the 4th decade in which they're continuing it.

stay tuned for the post credits scene!

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GoldenJet

Post subject: Re: Home Alone

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2021 7:55 pm

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They should have cast Macaulay Culkin as a shut in heroin addict.

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: Home Alone

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2021 9:21 pm

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quite shocking how unoriginal hollywood has been past 20 years.

why dont they remake howard the duck? why the hell not? oh yea, they wouldnt even pass an nc17 rating.

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