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whitesoxfanfrank

Post subject: Re: Old Movie Reviews

Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2023 7:22 pm

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IkeSouth wrote:

speaking of pissing, i had to go 4 times in one hour on sunday. im pretty sure the bartender thought i was old.

No. I think the bartender thought you were a ph@g. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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IkeSouth

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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2023 8:13 am

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you dont think theres anything wrong with me?

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Hussra

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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2023 1:05 pm

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IkeSouth wrote:

speaking of pissing, i had to go 4 times in one hour on sunday. im pretty sure the bartender thought i was old.

4x's in an hour? I didn't even hit that rate at the height of my bar-hopping and yayo days. And that would've been for reasons other than pissing. You should maybe consult a physician. Are you north of or even near five-oh? Don't think you are yet, but if so might be time to get the ol' anal rogering to check on the prostate.

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Thomas-Sox-WorldSeries

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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2023 2:25 pm

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Hussra wrote:

IkeSouth wrote:

speaking of pissing, i had to go 4 times in one hour on sunday. im pretty sure the bartender thought i was old.

Slowly and Then All at Once: The Death of a Nascent Thread

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Hussra

Post subject: Re: Old Movie Reviews

Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2023 2:36 pm

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you've got Gobstoppers, sticky-floored Star Wars reviews, underage tobacco purchases, Peewee Herman jerking off while ike's getting anally probed...this thread has potential.

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Thomas-Sox-WorldSeries

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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2023 4:28 pm

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Hussra wrote:

you've got Gobstoppers, sticky-floored Star Wars reviews, underage tobacco purchases, Peewee Herman jerking off while ike's getting anally probed...this thread has potential.

This is true!

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Warren Newson

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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2023 6:36 pm

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Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:

Warren Newson wrote:

Thomas-Sox-WorldSeries wrote:

I've read W_Z's reviews on his website (not sure if it is still a thing), and they were really good.

Ebert just sucked. I despised him. Siskel was alright.

Ebert was bad. He liked a lot of hokey shit. I was always a Siskel guy.

Yeah, but Ebert wrote 1970's Beyond the Valley of the Dolls.

As described on Rotten Tomatoes...
A psychedelic wow that serves up the free love, plunging necklines, androgynous boys, and lusty lezzies of the era with a narcotized abandon.

I've heard of Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, I've heard of Russ Meyer (thank you Seinfeld), but I never knew that Roger Ebert had anything to do with either of them.

In fairness, I attended a Roger Ebert lead screening of Patton at a movie theater in downtown Champaign in the early 00's that was pretty cool.

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